The Chateau Diaries #284 PhiPhi, the boy who prepares peas & peaches, now prances like Potty

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JackSpratt


She has a Gobshite Gooder and he has a Fuckwit Frontenac, how delightful these arsewipes are multiplying.
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Just looking at the area where Natti is working, is revoulting. Everything in there looks grubby, greasy and smelly.

Notice Molly's bed has made an appearance in the kitchen.
 
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Beau Monde

In these days of "work at home" why doesn't Nutti? She works from a laptop and could presumably do so in her own cozy house instead of the freezing, dirty shatto.
 
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Lady Pinkadella

Beau Monde said:
In these days of "work at home" why doesn't Nutti? She works from a laptop and could presumably do so in her own cozy house instead of the freezing, dirty shatto.
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Natti isn't there to work, but her "job" is to prevent Amaury from freaking out and wringing Stephs neck when she runs after him again with her pink phone.
 
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Pekey

Beau Monde said:
In these days of "work at home" why doesn't Nutti? She works from a laptop and could presumably do so in her own cozy house instead of the freezing, dirty shatto.
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Now that it a good idea! Why doesn't she?
Mmm...... Natti is not "Married" so maybe she still has to keep a look out ???
 
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Lady Pinkadella

I just don't understand why people don't handle their things carefully. This affects the two air pollutants just as much as Dan.

Steph drags the curtains all over the house and sweeps the dirty floor with them. But no matter, they will rot away for the next few years either on the construction site or in the attic. They were such a bargain anyway.

When it comes to the curtains, I'm Team Natti...what era is this supposed to be? They don't fit into the Grand Salon in terms of color or style. All in all, I don't think they look very "chateauy". And just because supposed squirrels (I would have thought they were chipmunks or similar creatures) are pictured, that in no way justifies this waste of money.

If Pavlina is really at the same place as Marie, that is very strange. It was more than obvious that the chemistry between the two wasn't right. Such a big country and both at the same place at the same time? That would have to be a very strange coincidence. So where is the connection? Or is someone intentionally causing confusion?

When Pavlina posted her "reunited" on IG a few weeks ago, she met with Sabina (not Maria as expected).

Pavlina always posts her whereabouts a few days later, I think because she doesn't want anyone to know where she currently is. Her last post was about her playing with a black and white puppy, followed by pictures from Krakow.
 
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Pyke

Last night Snorts made a "sauce" of course he did because Marie had been on a Sauce day course at Ashburton. Fanny then tells us how Snorts does the washing up as the glasses and the cutlery has to be hand washed, proof they read here as it was said that they leave washing up for Dave the Rave.

Fannys eyesight is worse than her mother's she thinks Snorts looks adorable in that hooded horror !!! ???

Billsters Cooker Range and Hood look fab to me in the Convent kitchen.
 
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Cleo's Asp

Le Baiseur said:
I'm not so sure of her refugee status from Ukraine, but she's definitely a refugee from Lalande.
Where does Tatiana live? Did Pave and Tat hit it off?
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Tat lives in Suffolk; someone thinks they saw Pavlina in Devon, where Marie is. Suffolk is nowhere near Devon.
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She could have bought Indian block print curtains, with a very similar design and colours (if she really thought they would fit into her room, which they wouldn't ), she could have approached an artisanal Indian company directly. There are many producing lovely fabrics and also making curtains. Had she done that, she would have cut out the middle man, and supported a small business while saving herself well over a thousand Euros. Would she ever consider doing that? No, because she thinks it's better to buy something from a European brand company which is making a fortune from selling goods they have commissioned at a cheap rate from artisan designers and printers in India.
 
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KiKiGee

Frontenac is back...

JC Frontenac

The Chateau Diaries #121 SJ wants 5* for 1* price while her guests get 1* for price of 5*

Rebellion in the ranks ? Catherine H 7 hours ago Let me see if I understood this correctly. Patrons who are paying for the all of the materials and labor have to wait until.the fall to see the Grand Salon progress because you are using the renovations for the DIY television series? Please...
tattle.life

The Chateau Diaries #215 When Grandpa gives you a tureen at age 12, even he knows you're a queen!

What's interesting to me is that you never see their Eldest son. Wouldn't he be closer in age to Stephanie? Everyone mentions him but Stephanie and he NEVER visits. Very odd. Someone in that family knows what's going on. Yes, that is interesting. As he has a family, you would think they would...
tattle.life
Pekey said:
There was something "off" but I cannot put my finger on it.
Still...... like you said - she worked (unlike Snorts) and I felt she did not like being on the pink phone !!! Alot !!!
If she is smart - Pav will never return.
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Pavlina is not a refugee. She is a relative of Stephanie Jarvis' friend, Levan Tskhadadze.

The Chateau Diaries #222 Chateau de la Lande where dreams are suffocated and reality is mocked

Pavlina is mysterious. Two comments ask: Are you leaving LL? Interesting. After the latest events, we have to ask: WHY IS PAVLINA LEAVING LL? Funny, I've been asking myself why she's even at la Lande in the first place!
tattle.life

 
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Just Grift Wood

My God just catching up on the last three flogs they're just utter lazy arseholes. Just because a fabric is expensive doesn't make it right and that fabric doesn't suit La Lande at all. I don't like it.

Her curtains have always been ghastly and way over the top the pair of them have the most dire taste, they try too hard to make everything grandiose and La Lande isn't grand and that is why everything jars. Too many swags and some frankly hideous colour combos, that yellow and green bedroom is vile
 
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Freesia54

@Tartuffe Wow... well done you.... I thnk you should go straight to VIP status for that piece of sleuthing alone...It's a shame this can't be uploaded as an expose (sorry my acute accent over the e) doesn't work on my tablet. You get my gist though
 
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TorontoGWM

Pekey said:
Now that it a good idea! Why doesn't she?
Mmm...... Natti is not "Married" so maybe she still has to keep a look out ???
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The Nazi goes there to use the chatelaine’s computer and VPN to cruise Tinder whilst the Carpenter smokes and plays with his wood outside. Both are receiving salaries for doing almost nothing.
 
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Gertrude Maud

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All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo
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You're right about that, especially the ones with wings.
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Levan Tskhadadze, clarinetist

Levan Tskhadadze, clarinestist classical Georgian clarinetist, conductor musician
www.levantskhadadze.net
 
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Madame de Pompanddoodoo

@KiKiGee

You are on fire. Why has no one seen this resemblance before? Well spotted.
 
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Thebirdandthefrog

Iolair said:
Hi all.
Sorry I've not been around. My husband has been ill. I'll be back when I'm back. Hugs to you all.
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I am so sorry to read about your husband being ill. Hope is nothing very serious.
We have missed you a lot. You are such a great presence when you are here.
Hope it all goes well with your husband and you can get back to us soon.
Take care @Iolair
 
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Lochness Monster

Thebirdandthefrog said:
I am so sorry to read about your husband being ill. Hope is nothing very serious.
We have missed you a lot. You are such a great presence when you are here.
Hope it all goes well with your husband and you can get back to us soon.
Take care @Iolair
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Sentiment shared. Thank you. It is so hard and desperately time consuming to ensure our loved ones get the best care.Look after yourself too however hard it is.

The shopping addicts are cramming the dump with auction buys.
Viola gave those hideously inappropriate sconces for the chapel.
Have we ever seen this name in the comments?

The brief visit to the winter salon / library in yesterday’s flog is where the Ardmore vase was hidden from the children.
The mantle clock is a new addition.
The desk and chairs are also new. Why not replace the draughty windows first Fanny.
 

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Razzle Dazzle

What's with the "lady of the night red lipstick" smeared over Fanny's lips to see the chapel guy?

Then the next scene she is in the kitchen without lipstick, flapping the drapes around?

PhiPhi needs "daily sex", allegedly, has she stepped up to the plate to service her boy? Probably or he will be spilling tidbits of info when he has his tantrums on camera. I would be careful around him.

Better yet, show him the door and let him go "beep beep" on his merry way.
 
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