The Chateau Diaries #284 PhiPhi, the boy who prepares peas & peaches, now prances like Potty

[Karma baby!]

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[Sparrowsfart]

This will become a thing of the past when Marie returns from Ashburton, she was hoping for some baguette trays just the other day, she will have become either a Master Baker or the Pillsbury Doughboy on her Insta Biography, we know she likes to change it frequently.
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Leave Laura Ingalls Wilder (Half Pint) out of this, I love that programme.

Was shopping yesterday with the hubby. He said what about this dress, I immediately said no, too Laura Ingalls. Really Sometimes I wonder if he even knows me at all.

 

[Fennelbug]

Didn’t she have a superfan, previous B and B guest, or volunteer from Vienna that kept sending her tortes?
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Yes, A ‘SuperFan’- her self- gifted tortes more like it
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Will Amaury & Natty let the cassoulet greasy dishes & pans sic gathering mold in the kitchen or will they do the tidying up. You can be certain Fanny & Snorts left the mess for someone else to handle. Hope they have Ratso neutered & treated in their absence or better yet re-homed.

Slaves wash up- full stop
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I think they have found out that travelling with your dog is not as easy and as posy as it looks in the magazines !!!
The two are very lazy and taking a dog with you is a lot of work really.

Maybe Steph got the dog to force Snorts to stay away from her

 

[Gertrude Maud]

And here's Philip at our last disco night.
My! He's aged!
Chateau life isn't for everybody, I guess!
(I follow prozacmorris on Instagram - she's done a couple of posts about this guy and his dancing at some casino in Oklahoma....apparently, he's a fixture there, for reasons I haven't figured out yet.

He's been watching too much Brittany Spears.

 

[Imperious Me]

I don't think they would have much problem getting up very early for their trip, that cassoulet must be very rich and with beans too.

Sitting in the loo overnight would be my guess!

What a thing to eat before a long trip...

 

[banshee ob]

Was shopping yesterday with the hubby. He said what about this dress, I immediately said no, too Laura Ingalls. Really Sometimes I wonder if he even knows me at all.
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When I ask a "not so him" question he says "Have we met?"

 

[Gertrude Maud]

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What’s worse - the 1980’s outdated fixtures or Ashtray in a tub?

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That bath as they were carrying it in, was screaming big box store knocked down to half price.
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@Jennifer62389
2 hours ago
Does Philip know what tools are?

Of course he does @Jennifer62389 . . . Philip is a bloody tool.

 

[BlessingoftheHounds]

My money is on the wicker dog baskets

That or the kilt for Snorts to wear.

 

[Gertrude Maud]

What a thing to eat before a long trip...

I was thinking the same thing. You wouldn't want to be sitting near them in transit. Whiffy or what.

 

[Pekey]

What a thing to eat before a long trip...

With all those beans........ I would not like to be sitting near them in that plane !!!
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Sorry Gertie....... I did not see you posted the same thought!

 

[Imperious Me]

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What’s worse - the 1980’s outdated fixtures or Ashtray in a tub?

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ergh.... is he sitting on the plug?

 

[Lochness Monster]

Honestly though, the way he faffs with the table settings, you'd think he'd delight in the ceremony of slicing the roast... flamboyant fck that he is..

I took a screen shot but not on my phone so cannot show it... of the rota for cooking , laying the table, and washing up. Davy and Vash were staying. Davy was to feed the animals! Snorts was to lay the table JUST ONCE on a Saturday evening.
He is lazy and pathetic as we know.I guess he also wants to shine on guest nights.
What I dont understand is Fanny showing how she wants to learn...from Dutch to porcelain to cooking new recipes to travelling and maybe improve herself. Snorts not so much!

 

[FecilitéJ]

Just trying to get a grip reading about a certain presidential candidate/convicted sex assaulter sitting in a second trial on the same case, this one for damages/defamation. As the plaintiff was being examined and cross-examined, this person repeatedly told his attorneys at counsels' table that she was a liar, a witch, a bleep, the usual defamation HE IS ON TRIAL for. Mind you, the jury, with whom tampering was his intention, is sitting two feet away. I thought, this is diabolical energy, to keep digging the hole you're on trial for, with additional charges of contempt of court and jury tampering. The other intention of course is to overthrow the rule of law. How do you keep coming up with ways to sink lower?
I had to look up down banding.
How do you keep coming up with ways to sink lower?

As the infamous Dirty Harry character said he's as low as whale sh1t, and it don't get any lower than that. I hope his victim is awarded an absolute bucket load of money.

 

[Sparrowsfart]

I took a screen shot but not on my phone so cannot show it... of the rota for cooking , laying the table, and washing up. Davy and Vash were staying. Davy was to feed the animals! Snorts was to lay the table JUST ONCE on a Saturday evening.
He is lazy and pathetic as we know.I guess he also wants to shine on guest nights.
What I dont understand is Fanny showing how she wants to learn...from Dutch to porcelain to cooking new recipes to travelling and maybe improve herself. Snorts not so much!

You were there??? I must have missed that. Tell me more....

 

[ComtesseRose]

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