The Chateau Diaries #284 PhiPhi, the boy who prepares peas & peaches, now prances like Potty

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations to our newest VIP @Cleo's Asp and thank you for naming the thread. I took some creative liberties.

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Jules100
VIP Member
Yesterday at 3:31 AM

• #803

T Rex said:
Where is @Jules100 ? I fully expected to see Brenda Gibbons' reflection as Fanny unwrapped the blue tape!!!

The Gibbon is always watching, judging and haunting.

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T Rex
VIP Member
Friday at 2:01 AM

• #622

I don't always check my YT notifications, but found this when I did today:

I suspect it is The Baconator. Don't worry- I am not giving out any codes, as we've had our fair share of flying monkeys. Has anyone else been approached? Thoughts?

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MRShavershamsdress
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Friday at 3:04 AM

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I took a look at that Stephanie apologist video that was posted on here earlier. The name of the poster I couldn’t remember who often interacts with Jimmy Connolly is Zed Blackworth. He’s definitely fallen off the Fanny wagon! He hasn’t forgotten about Mmahkotso either.

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Le Baiseur
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Monday at 8:17 PM

• #31

graciemckitten said:
klmjtr
2 days ago
As far as I know Annalise has never done Kats hair

No one has done Cat's hair... ever. Not even Cat.

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Patriciarella
Chatty Member
Thursday at 6:11 PM

• #564

ComtesseRose said:
Does he put the lotion in the basket?
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That would just be another fire, no biggie according to Fanny

Lochness Monster said:
Smug. Moi?
What is he putting in his pineapple juice ?

First Snorty slowly removed all SJ’s small trinkets in the home memories of family, places she’s been even pictures of herself from fans. Then he replaced larger items to add his junk that has no value or relational story.( my grandfather’s favorite was a lie!) He then went to furniture, no more x-lovers items like Ollie’s paintings, Potty’s photography even Christmas baubles from her life. All replaced a lifetime of travel & family & friends to just store bought crap with no personality. Now he is removing her father’s painting from pride of place for a broken they don’t even know what carving???
Example: He removed her items from mantle & replaced with their books. Then replaced their books with his mirror. Like cooking a frog in a pot, SJ has no idea she is being so manipulated. All that is left is his crap that is hollow & vain.

Sad! Snorty ruins everything.

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EvaQ8..the bldg
Member
Monday at 7:14 PM

• #26

Why is she wearing her chef’s coat inside her pants??!!?? WHY???

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My, My doesn't it just seem like the chickens are coming home to roost...

As always thank you to you tartlets who; upload the Patreon vlog, sort the wiki and archive stuff.
Remeber lurkers, we do have a wiki - it's the pink button.
Happy Tattling.

 

[C'est moi]

Congratulations to our newest VIP @Cleo's Asp and thank you for naming the thread. I took some creative liberties.

Most Liked Posts from the previous thread:




Jules100
VIP Member
Yesterday at 3:31 AM

• #803

The Gibbon is always watching, judging and haunting.

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T Rex
VIP Member
Friday at 2:01 AM

• #622

I don't always check my YT notifications, but found this when I did today:

I suspect it is The Baconator. Don't worry- I am not giving out any codes, as we've had our fair share of flying monkeys. Has anyone else been approached? Thoughts?

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MRShavershamsdress
VIP Member
Friday at 3:04 AM

• #634

I took a look at that Stephanie apologist video that was posted on here earlier. The name of the poster I couldn’t remember who often interacts with Jimmy Connolly is Zed Blackworth. He’s definitely fallen off the Fanny wagon! He hasn’t forgotten about Mmahkotso either.

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Le Baiseur
VIP Member
Monday at 8:17 PM

• #31

No one has done Cat's hair... ever. Not even Cat.

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Patriciarella
Chatty Member
Thursday at 6:11 PM

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First Snorty slowly removed all SJ’s small trinkets in the home memories of family, places she’s been even pictures of herself from fans. Then he replaced larger items to add his junk that has no value or relational story.( my grandfather’s favorite was a lie!) He then went to furniture, no more x-lovers items like Ollie’s paintings, Potty’s photography even Christmas baubles from her life. All replaced a lifetime of travel & family & friends to just store bought crap with no personality. Now he is removing her father’s painting from pride of place for a broken they don’t even know what carving???
Example: He removed her items from mantle & replaced with their books. Then replaced their books with his mirror. Like cooking a frog in a pot, SJ has no idea she is being so manipulated. All that is left is his crap that is hollow & vain.

Sad! Snorty ruins everything.

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EvaQ8..the bldg
Member
Monday at 7:14 PM

• #26

Why is she wearing her chef’s coat inside her pants??!!?? WHY???

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My, My doesn't it just seem like the chickens are coming home to roost...

As always thank you to you tartlets who; upload the Patreon vlog, sort the wiki and archive stuff.
Remeber lurkers, we do have a wiki - it's the pink button.
Happy Tattling.

Thank you @ComtesseRose

 

[Thebirdandthefrog]

Great to start the week with a new thread… thank you for your super effective work @ComtesseRose
Congrats to the new VIP @Cleo’s Asp and the funny title of the thread…

Now, I’m off to bed… can‘t wait to read the comments that will pop from the other side of the pond during the (my) night time…

 

[YoungAtHeart]

Thanks @ComtesseRose for yet another sparkly new thread and all the great “best of” posts.

 

[UvulaDonor]

oh dear - one more vlog about nothing from old Phil on Chateau Life............ he needs a vivacious woman to counterbalance his low energy dull self oh, and some decent content. They were never good at this vlogging bizzo.

 

[TorontoGWM]

The Gay Twank looks pathetic in this fuzzy hoodie. It’s almost as fuzzy as his extensions. I am a 5 Star gay and he’s gayer than I am!

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Many thanks, Comtesse Rose!
It's a big day for Denmark today.

 

[C'est moi]

Screen grab 1... I hope Despicable fanny has deep pockets!

Screen grab 2... I hope Despicable fanny has deep pockets...!

Screen grab 3... wtf MarIE! You have been cooking for paying guests WITHOUT tasting as you go!!!

 

[UvulaDonor]

Is the table laying artiste called 'Twank' because he's an older version of a 'Twink'?
(I've just learned the word Twink via a Jimmy Carr Game show - I don't think we use it here).

 

[ComtesseRose]

Many thanks, Comtesse Rose!
It's a big day for Denmark today.

Thank you. Indeed it has been a moving and emotional day today.
Most touching was when Queen Margrethe signed her abdication document and said "God save the king" before leaving the room.

 

[M&MsMom]

Speaking of Manor & Maker from the end of the last thread......
No one has mentioned their latest video....did anyone care to watch and see what their "new goals" for 2024 are?
Yep....me, either!

 

[C'est moi]

Welcome back to the VIP fold @Cleo's Asp

 

[Imperious Me]

Is the table laying artiste called 'Twank' because he's an older version of a 'Twink'?
(I've just learned the word Twink via a Jimmy Carr Game show - I don't think we use it here).

I always assumed it had something to do with self-service..

 

[Tartuffe]

Speaking of Manor & Maker from the end of the last thread......
No one has mentioned their latest video....did anyone care to watch and see what their "new goals" for 2024 are?
Yep....me, either!

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I did. All the new goals were forgettable. However, I can state that patching the large hole in the roof on their outbuilding was (still) not one of them!

Thank you, @ComtesseRose, for the new thread, and congratulations, @Cleo's Asp, on your accomplishment.

 

[Pyke]

Dans efforts in the basement are super human today, Well Done Dan. Nick and Cameron back helping tomorrow

 

[vitanova]

Speaking of Manor & Maker from the end of the last thread......
No one has mentioned their latest video....did anyone care to watch and see what their "new goals" for 2024 are?
Yep....me, either!

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i thought "why do they do tour although they did next to nothing from the last time?"

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Thank you. Indeed it has been a moving and emotional day today.
Most touching was when Queen Margrethe signed her abdication document and said "God save the king" before leaving the room.

Yes, and the king looked very moved when he got such a great reaction from the çro

 

[Imperious Me]

I did. All the new goals were forgettable. However, I can state that patching the large hole in the roof on their outbuilding was (still) not one of them!

Taking on such a mammoth task when you don't know how to renovate whatsoever.. floors me. I don't get when people post on the French FB pages things like "We've fallen in love with this chateau/house/property, can anyone give us a ball park figure on how much it will cost for a new roof, new facade, new windows, oh and the floors have fallen in..., can anyone recommend a cheaper handyman?" He's too fat to climb a ladder, he has no reno skills, he's clueless as to what needs doing NOW... He showed us the attic, swept up some flies and.... that's it.

 

[Karma baby!]

I can’t believe you lot are making me stephend!

What’s wrong with washing dog clothes with my own? The damn dog lives half of his life in my lap, my clothes are already covered in his hair 🫠 and the washer and drier’s literal job is to remove all of that, which they preform beautifully.

And to think every one in my life is always complaining I’m too picky and clean in my home… what’s next… you’re going to tell me you don’t wash your dirty socks with your shirts, because ew ew ew?

Peace and love

 

[Imperious Me]

I can’t believe you lot are making me stephend!

What’s wrong with washing dog clothes with my own? The damn dog lives half of his life in my lap, my clothes are already covered in his hair 🫠 and the washer and drier’s literal job is to remove all of that, which they preform beautifully.

And to think every one in my life is always complaining I’m too picky and clean in my home… what’s next… you’re going to tell me you don’t wash your dirty socks with your shirts, because ew ew ew?

Peace and love

I've just never wanted to... My dogs have never had jackets or sweaters, but I wouldn't dream of putting their blankets in with mine... I know I'd never put animal coats in with mine if they wore them.. Just like I wouldn't put bathmats in with towels... There's an order and it must be obeyed But I mean, if she puts her laundry in with Snorts.. then hey ho.. why not?