The Chateau Diaries #279 When you grift upon a star

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @Midnightcowboy for nominating the thread.
@TorontoGWM I agree with you, lets keep the star thread title nominations going. Maybe we'll be lucky, that we show up on Google and decent people will reconsider purchasing one...

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Jules100
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Monday at 10:08 PM

• #106

Here’s a quick update on my chapel star adoption opportunities… It’s been going very well! So well in fact, do to the unbelievable demand, I’ve just added some more stars. Remember, they’re just $5,000 (US) each. Unfortunately there is no discount for the smaller or not quite as perfectly formed stars. No pressure but, I’ve been doing a lot of online shopping and have several shopping carts just waiting for me to return and finish my checkouts.

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Pyke
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Monday at 6:51 PM

• #85

Do not usually share personal stuff but I am SO Happy that my surgeon gave all clear on my skin cancer BCC removal from arm this afternoon, BEST Christmas present ever, 3 inch scar will serve as my reminder to cover up / sun screen / shade myself, look after yourselves Tattlers.

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Teefs
New member
Monday at 10:17 PM

• #108

Hi all, long time lurker here. Found you a few years ago after becoming suspicious of Miss Jarvis and the goings on at the farmhouse.
Was also here for all of Clara’s revelations and subsequent departure…..never really knew what to make of her and her musings. Anyway, just wanted to raise my head and finally introduce myself and stop lurking in the shadows.
Don’t worry, I’m not a flying monkey, just someone who is sickened by the scrounging, lying miss Jarvis and her gay Lego haired revolting twank of an apprentice.

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Jules100
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Tuesday at 2:53 AM

• #168

M&MsMom said:
When do you require payment? I don't have the money myself, but I started a GoFundMe site AND a BuyMeADietMountainDew site. I anticipate having the money for you sometime in 2024, or maybe even 2025, I just don't know the exact date. Do you have layaway maybe?
If this is a problem, of course, I will understand.

Sure no problem, but no later than early 2026. I don’t have a layaway program in place yet, but I do consider our TL conversations to be legally binding. Do you want a big star or a little one?

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Whilst I was online shopping for a Hannibal tv show funko pop, I found out one can make custom funkos on the funko website for only $30. I made a couple for a few of my kids that would be interested and since I’ve done so well with my chapel star adoptions the past few weeks, I went ahead and made these… I did my best with the limited options they had.

Philip:
I gave him two crystal goblets to hold, skinny jeans, red sneakers and a lady body because the men’s body was too chunky for his tall & slender frame. Philip is also accompanied by Lancelot.

Stephanie:
I gave her some cash and a bottle of wine to hold, I tried to give her a tacky middle aged outfit (unfortunately there was no yellow dress), an Annalise hairdo and Ruby is sneaking up behind her about pee on her cankles.

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Midnightcowboy
Well-known member
Tuesday at 1:23 PM

• #290

News update!

Forget about Fanny's stars, buy mine instead... lots of choices available.

Price on application...

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Well I for one can't wait for the Patreon vlog tonight.
As always @tuffiti, you're a G.O.A.T. for the Patreon vlogs

Please remember newbies and lurkers, we've got a wiki (and welcome)
As always Happy Tattling.

 

[Thebirdandthefrog]

Instead of adopting a Star ...... that money would have been better spent in a Cancer institution that specializes on cancer research !!!

Exactly.

So many cancer research institutions campaigning for donations this time of the year. Serious research efforts to fight mestatized cancer that could be vital to change the sad reality of cancer. But no, those idiots are there giving their money to this vile woman’s vanity project… those people, they are just as selfish and vile as Fanny. It makes me sick to my stomach.

What about helping NGOs in war zones with some money, help children and animals in Ukraine, Sudan, Congo or Gaza…
I just can’t forgive those imbeciles CD viewers.

Thank you for the new thread @ComtesseRose , the perfect title.

 

[TorontoGWM]

Next thread?

“Adopt a F’ing Star in an Atheist Shopaholic’s Chapel - Your Loved One Will Feel So Honoured”

or

“”duck Cancer. I’m adopting a stencilled star on a ceiling no one has access to.”

or

“Adopt a Star. Endorse a Shopping Addiction”

or

“Adopt a Star as fake as the Chatelaine’s Relationship”

or

“The Grift is Written in the Stars”

or

“In the name of religion 2 Shopaholics Jim and Tammy-Faye sold time shares. Now 2 Shopaholics Stephanie and Philip are selling stars. The Grift will shine again.”

 

[JackSpratt]

@ComtesseRose a star amonst so many

@Midnightcowboy a stella nomination

@tuffiti a constellation of grattitude for the patreon uploads that help keep my blood pressure up.

3, 2, 1 .....Blast off!!!

 

[Luna20]

Exactly.

So many cancer research institutions campaigning for donations this time of the year. Serious research efforts to fight mestatized cancer that could be vital to change the sad reality of cancer. But no, those idiots are there giving their money to this vile woman’s vanity project… those people, they are just as selfish and vile as Fanny. It makes me sick to my stomach.

What about helping NGOs in war zones with some money, help children and animals in Ukraine, Sudan, Congo or Gaza…
I just can’t forgive those imbeciles CD viewers.

Thank you for the new thread @ComtesseRose , the perfect title.

It's people like you that gives me hope

 

[JackSpratt]

IF they are in Gay Paris she can go and pay for her other aquisitions at Bonhams, got to be the Aubusson Tapestry hasn't it.

Then a quick stock up on the Souleiado Winter Collection, his n hers of course and something for Ratso.

Scoff on Laduree Macarons and treat Mummy Snorts to some. Film the renovated rooms in Versailles for a vlog for while they're away with Hyped up Hanni.

Meanwhile back at TB Towers, Ratso has dropped a yule log at varying locations, pissed up peacock tail tree and blown the fuse.

The rest of them will all now have caught Uncle Festers cold and be drinking her dry of (chose your own spirit) alcohol laced hot choccie, for medicinal purposes.

 

[TorontoGWM]

It’s December 16 and they have decorated 1 of the 5 trees. What’s up with that?

Why doesn’t she say anything about the cozy warm Winter salon they always spend the winter in?

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

Now that Becky Nator has reappeared do you think that @Yebo will crawl out of the woodwork?

 

[ploppityplop2]

Love this thread title

 

[Tartuffe]

Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread and @Midnightcowboy for the excellent thread title.

 

[Jules100]

Stephanie’s busted chicken thing reminded me of a school cardboard privacy divider (something propped up on a desk during test time or whatever) that my daughter painted on during some down time back in 5th or 6th grade. She’s in college now. One of her teachers sent me this pic, because they loved it. I believe I still have the original piece in one of her many portfolios. Maybe I’ll find it and display it now that I know it’s fancy and the type of thing hung in Europe’s finest castles. (It’s actor Jemaine Clement)

 

[JackSpratt]

While Fagin and Cruella are away Molly and Ruby decide where to leave their Christmas presents.

 

[MarquisOfNadaillac]

Question -

A few weeks ago, didn't Stefanny say something along the lines of "We need a certain amount of money to finish the chapel, or we could use that same amount to begin work on the lake instead"?

I thought the amount was $200K? Now that she made an easy $60K, she still needs $200 to finish it?

Does anyone remember this video or the amount she said? I think it was for Patreons?

 

[Midnightcowboy]

I'd like to thank everyone who liked one of my comments, which let me be amongst the top five for the previous thread. Thanks also to @ComtesseRose for using my nomination for the current thread title. A double whammy.

Most of all, thanks has got to go to the Lord and Laydie of Lielande, the giants of the grifting world. Their despicable behaviour will be their downfall.

 

[Jeeves]

“Adopt a Star. Endorse a Shopping Addiction”

“Adopt a Star. Endorse a Shopping Addiction”

 

[Kickintheass]

Well well did someone forget to press record for the cadeau vlog or are they not bothered about their viewers and charity fund generating because they are having too much fun elsewhere. If I was their boss they would have had their two written warnings and p45 for missing too many deadlines.

 

[Le Baiseur]

Has time flown that quickly, or does Mama PhiPhi celebrate her birthday multiple times a year? Didn't they only recently F off to Germany for her birthday?

 

[TorontoGWM]

Taking the gay boyfriend to gay Paris. How appropriate!

 

[EvaQ8..the bldg]

Now this is fun to read. The battle of the Carolines on FB about Fanny’s age!

 

[Freesia54]

Has time flown that quickly, or does Mama PhiPhi celebrate her birthday multiple times a year? Didn't they only recently F off to Germany for her birthday?

Yes time does fly..last years advent day 17 German market & Mrs Janssens' birthday