The Chateau Diaries #277 Clippy was the best

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I don't like to make disparaging remarks about another person's Christmas decorations, but I can't help myself tonight. I thought Linda Vater's Christmas trees won for world's ugliest, but I was wrong.

Behold, Jared Gruene has a new Instagram post, and he's posted his Christmas tree. I'll just leave it at that.

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Jared is having a difficult time.....really??? Poor boy - I do wonder what has been so very difficult for him? Is it being able to afford to move all his treasures from Europe? Being forced to live in an apartment while searching for property? Being able to afford property in this economy? Having trouble choosing a colour scheme for his dream home? Adjusting to the warm winter climate in Florida?

If Jared suffers from mental or emotional illness, then I apologize for my rant, but I don't think he does. Jared, like so many other flakes that gravitate for Shitoo LieLande just seem to live in a perpetual fantasy world untethered to reality or responsibility.

Think of Christophe Frey's family or Mmakhotso Moloi's family this Christmas without their loved one. Another Christmas of war in the Ukraine and the tragedy of the Middle East. Those who can't afford Christmas this year due to the high cost of living and are now reliant on shelters or living on the street.

Jared it's not all about you! Maybe think about giving to someone else this Christmas! That might help brighten your mood and help you remember the real meaning of Christmas!

Rant over - but he really turned my stomach!
p.s. - that is a frigging ugly tree!!
 
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Of course she has! I was somewhat shocked when I heard her say that the guy was there for her "weekly" massage!
Unfortunately, I wasn’t. Did we ever see a guest who booked a massage or spoke about having a massage at the Dump? It was just a set up for content and for her to write off massage costs as content for videos and she will milk the massages as therapy for her nonexistent gamey hip ( recall her running with Ratso last week, wearing sky high stilettos, “racing” down stairs, etc.) She also has to tell on herself for her lies and indulgeences with her video footage. Of course, the do nothing little orphan princess must have a weekly “ therapeutic” massage at her “ castle” / Dump.
 
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Unfortunately, I wasn’t. Did we ever see a guest who booked a massage or spoke about having a massage at the Dump? It was just a set up for content and for her to write off massage costs as content for videos and she will milk the massages as therapy for her nonexistent gamey hip ( recall her running with Ratso last week, wearing sky high stilettos, “racing” down stairs, etc.) She also has to tell on herself for her lies and indulgeences with her video footage. Of course, the do nothing little orphan princess must have a weekly “ therapeutic” massage at her “ castle” / Dump.

didnt even cross my mind the cost of her massage ,have i just grown used to her extravagance like her viewers .Of course the grannies gotta justify and rationalize HER INDULGENCES .
 
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Carl Tippins
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Stephanie, when you get your massage, take a tea towel/hand towel, roll it up and place it around the face opening of the massage table. You'll not get those red marks on your face. I've been doing this for years and it really works!
 
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He did just sell out a Commemorative Christmas Tree Ornament in 24 hours so his supporters clearly didn’t feel it was trashy. Choosing to be a Patron is absolutely discretionary; no one is forced to participate. He doesn’t ignore his viewers, he frequently answers their questions and responds to comments verbally in his vlogs. I am not gifted to see into the future but from what I have seen so far I believe he will achieve the restoration. Furthermore he has returned on more than one occasion to work on the former family home.
We can agree to disagree. Below are just a few posts about my concerns with Dan, his professionalism, manipulation of views/ info/ lack of transparency/ changing narratives, etc., , recklessness, fear porn, etc. It doesn’t matter how beautifully something is filmed, if the underlying purpose is to manipulate, gain money from a plan never to be achieved, lack of engineers, construction experts, concrete plans, etc. He is following his mentor Shittelaine‘s smoke and mirrors, no numbers or experts ever shown, conflicting narratives, no transparency ( just believe what I say without any supporting documentation or input on video from experts, abou costs, construction techniques, ownership, absences, etc.

He hasn’t finished tit on the home of his children. His yurt is in better shape than the home in which his children reside.Dan did Movember for dual purposes, raise money for charity, publicity for himself, content by dying his hair, using the charity fundraiser to push a personal public persona of caring.

Put it in perspective. If you assume as true that Dangerous Dan has 388,000 subscribers ( who knows how many are purchased?), he sold 500 ornaments, so .0012% of his viewers purchased ornaments, but Dan grossed a quick $20,000 for Christmas less manufacturing costs and costs.

Examples:
Oct 12, 2023 post:
Dan has a very flippant, entitled, arrogant, dismissive disrespectful attitude towards his viewers and Patron ( much like his mentor, the Shittelaine). He doesn’t interact, read comments, respond to questions, is not transparent with ownership, safety, engineering, construction issues/ techniques, etc. After manipulating viewers through his fear porn videos, he then routinely disappears for day/days with no notice, to amp up his views, etc. His sarcastic flippant, see ya tomorrow bullshit.

Is he currently pulling in 30,000 dollars/ euros a month? He didn’t disclose his Egypt vacation in his YouTube videos, he just included photos of his Egyptian vacation on his Instagram. He is incredibly manipulative with his viewers/Patrons and some are finally beginning to see the truth about manless, planless, ( and if he isn’t more careful, “ lifeless”) Dan. There may come a point where many viewers will bail and he will not be able to add new viewers to make up the difference.

He deliberately doesn’t follow basic construction techniques, safety rules, and continues to wear/use no safety gear to amp up his fear porn theme.YouTube ratings/ subscriptions/ and Patreon support has only added to his bloated ego.

He pretended to be homeless.Dan can stay in his man cave at Annalise’s abode, at his grandfather’s home, Dana’s spare bedroom, or likely, at the Dump. He may be manless and planless but he is not homeless.

He routinely manipulate viewers with cheap tricks to try to increase his views. He does something risky, says“ see ya tomorrow“ and then disappears for a few days to stress out viewers.

Oct 14, 2023 post
IMHO at this time, Dan never intends to finish reconstructing the crispy chateau. He is just using it as a living stage/background for his danger and fear porn entertainment YouTube channel and Patreon. If, in one year, he is now pulling in $30,000 per month and his channel is growing rapidly, he might be able to double that amount within the next six months, especially after exposure on a television show. At his current rate of $30,000 per month he would pull in $360,000 per year. If he double that amount he can pull in $720,000 per year. He doesn’t spend very much on the crispy château itself. If he can pull this off for 2 to 3 years. He pockets a large sum of money. Is his Patreon a nonprofit or will it be turned into a nonprofit soon?

I believe he’s pulling a Stephanfraudie and he’s collecting views and Patreon monies for a project that will never be completed and will likely be abandoned within the next 2 to 3 years after he has pocketed a substantial sum of money and found another scheme / youtube project, etc. or the chateau will collapse and he will walk away. He has watched Stephanfraudie tell hundreds of lies and rake in over a million tax free dollars with less than 10% of the work accomplished that she promised to do at the Dump. Dan repeatedly sets up fear situations in his videos, them disappears for days without letting viewers know he hasn’t fallen to his death at the crispy chateau. Recall he got called out by viewers when he ended a video with his “ see ya tomorrow” and then went missing in action for a few days,

He isn’t taking the project seriously and is failing in following accepted construction standards in what he has accomplished so far. He isn’t serious about renovating and restoring the crispy château.

He found a property with a history that he could use to manipulate viewers and audiences, and pull on their heartstrings to get them to root for him, the perpetual underdog. Recall his narrative to the online magazine that he had just broken up with his partner of 14 years, and that the crispy château saved him from all of his pain, etc. Bullshit. Recall that he conveniently forgot to mention his Dump sidepiece of the past couple of years, Kat, who eased his “ pain” over the dissolution of the 14 year relationship and became his yurt hook up.

He is intentionally setting up his danger/ fear porn/ woe is me narrative in his videos, e.g., he refuses to use equipment that he has on site to lift the rocks up to the appropriate floor. He wants to video himself lugging pail after pail of rocks up a ladder because it suits his storyline.( does he only do this when the camera is rolling? ) He doesn’t wear helmets, respirators, gloves, etc. because he wants to look like “cool” danger Dan. He has perfected his dismissive.” Cool” See ya tomorrow with a hand swipe persona inserted at the end of his videos.

By failing to have a complete realistic plan for the crispy château, failure to be transparent with viewers and patrons about the exact plans for the building, who actually owns the property, the mystery structural engineers, failure to listen to advice, answer viewer question/concerns, the approximate cost to rebuild the château, etc., he is asking viewers in Patrons to blindly trust his words. Do his actions match his words? It doesn5 matter how hard you physically work if you are doing shoddy work/ inadequate construction/ unsafe/ dangerous work.

Take a look at other concerns in just a few other posts I have made in the past concerning Dan. There are many other posts detailing concerns:

 
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I don't like to make disparaging remarks about another person's Christmas decorations, but I can't help myself tonight. I thought Linda Vater's Christmas trees won for world's ugliest, but I was wrong.
Behold, Jared Gruene has a new Instagram post, and he's posted his Christmas tree. I'll just leave it at that.
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I believe Jared has recreated a very rare Victorian dildo tree. Whilst typically displayed mainly around the holidays, they can be kept out all year long. I hope he makes one for Lalande too. Stephanie and Philip are very hard to buy for, what else do you get the couple that has everything?
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I believe Jared has recreated a very rare Victorian dildo tree. Whilst typically displayed mainly around the holidays, they can be kept out all year long. I hope he makes one for Lalande too. Stephanie and Philip are very hard to buy for, what else do you get the couple that has everything?
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Big dildo for big d1ckheads. Gawd it is ugly.
 
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I believe Jared has recreated a very rare Victorian dildo tree. Whilst typically displayed mainly around the holidays, they can be kept out all year long. I hope he makes one for Lalande too. Stephanie and Philip are very hard to buy for, what else do you get the couple that has everything?
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I was pondering this conundrum.
Perhaps Snorts could upcycle from the filthy attic the old Marquis tv as a…DOG BED/ House
 

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On another note. Bordeaux life scolded people for saying nasty things and telling him he is doing things wrong in the comments. He basically said " I have been doing this 20 years, don't tell me what to do, and if you can't say something nice I will delete your comments " way to keep people interested in your channel, by scolding them. The Newbys need you to actually click on the link for their sponsored products... Note to self never click on the links for Fanny.... That's call carry on . PS no dogs died during Dans live today. New contest to comment on a nickname for Cameron who thankfully found a hair tie ( yesterdays hair flicking was annoying) bet that generates loads of comments
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Did we think Chateau lady was Fanny. If so this comment on Dan's vlog
 

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Yes, yes yes, this is so obviously the sensible thing to do, and as these stoves draw in air for the fire they also creat air currents that will help dry out the building fabric and soft furnishings. It's also madness that the kitchen range isn't in use. It's very rare for any part of them to break, and if this happens you can get it repaired. Even if there was a fatal crack in the main body then she could easily afford to buy a new or reconditioned one. The added comfort and convenience from a permanent hot stove in the kitchen would be transformative. Why doesn't she think of it as a big kitchen gadget as she loves spending on those.
She is an idiot. She needs the $ for her lifestyle x 2 because of her challenging, self- inflicted, adoption agreement.
 
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Unfortunately, I wasn’t. Did we ever see a guest who booked a massage or spoke about having a massage at the Dump? It was just a set up for content and for her to write off massage costs as content for videos and she will milk the massages as therapy for her nonexistent gamey hip ( recall her running with Ratso last week, wearing sky high stilettos, “racing” down stairs, etc.) She also has to tell on herself for her lies and indulgeences with her video footage. Of course, the do nothing little orphan princess must have a weekly “ therapeutic” massage at her “ castle” / Dump.
Given the size of majority of CHMN guests the massage man would have needed to buy a extra strength and width table and worn boxing gloves to not loose his hands in the roles of flab, imagine that huge wool woman who sat in the ice and went home early.
 
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I hope that lots of people ask for this.
Fanny will have no way of getting people.
Imagine she serves champagne and canapés that she has made to offer all those wishing in a star sponsors.
Perhaps people will see the light and realise this chapel is not used and will never be seen.
 

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And do you think ten tonne tante is impressed with the fool after she has prepped, cooked and served a mushroom lunch which is interrupted by Khillip's displaying the 45 unneeded vases from emmaus? Mais NON !🤯🤯
what do these two still do in fookin garbage heap? they should pick that poor dog and leave.why don't they stay in amauries house? did they realy buy a property in france?
 
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I hope that lots of people ask for this.
Fanny will have no way of getting people.
Imagine she serves champagne and canapés that she has made to offer all those wishing in a star sponsors.
Perhaps people will see the light and realise this chapel is not used and will never be seen.
Never will happen
 
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I have a love of opals too but they are less wearable due to their tendency to brittleness.
A tip about storing opals @Lochness Monster. They should be placed in a small plastic bag with a small damp cottonbail, not wet just damp.
Your opal with become brighter and the colours more intense.

Mr G M recently bought a Victorian opal pendant for me and stored it in the manner described above. We were looking at it last night and my goodness, the intensity of the colours is amazing. The damp cotton wool moisturises the opal because an opal is porous. It enhances the colour and clarity. You will find the cotton wool becomes quite dirty if it is an old piece of jewellery.

P.S. I too love antique jewellery.
 
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