The Chateau Diaries #275 Life, Love and Lighter Fluid

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stella65

So had a dream last night, randomly met SJ and PJ in Paris as staying in the same hotel. We clicked , went to market, had dinner etc. PJ a bit of a dufus, but nice, SJs carer. SJ calm, normal, no over the top behaviour and nice. Married six months earlier but couldn’t film because of some incident, back in Paris to redo ceremony and film for utube. SJ pregnant. Went back to LL, but it was a different chateau with beautiful gardens. Dog barking woke me up, had a WTH reaction, haven’t watched vlogs for 6 months, why am I dreaming about them. All very disturbing
 
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Pyke

Any Tattlers interested in German Christmas traditions escape here on this cold November night.
 
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ploppityplop2

Did M&M do Canadian thanksgiving?
 
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LittleMore Cottage

Maybe Auntie and Uncle are staying at Amories little house and only visiting Lala lande? I love how observant fellow tattlers are. Time lines and people in and out gets so confusing. Now wondering where Thanksgiving will be. Also if sewing room is now the "red room" music room, how is she heating it? That stupid sewing machine and her napkin obsession, that girl really has a compulsive disorder... cant heat the place finish anything she starts but she can watch a machine embroider for hours. Nut case
 
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MRShavershamsdress

Tea with lemon said:
The photo is not taken from the same angle!
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True, could still be the same photoshoot. Given the lighting and that this is a shop or museum display, it’s probable the flowers are artificial. Best guess is it’s taken in a museum in the Netherlands. They would be more likely to use faux flowers so a specialty piece did’t have to be regularly remade. Museum staff would want to decrease the possibility of damage. Did Pavlina say where she was going when she left?
 
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Cleo's Asp

There are many ignorant, gullible fans out there who will believe everything she leads them to believe; they think she's knowledgeable. I can only imagine how ignorant they will appear if they repeat to a more educated person what they think they have learnt by listening to Fanny. The non-English speakers wil have learnt some very strange words and pronunciation, such as "akka' (for a.k.a.); "sandwitches" and numerous other words. They will get the names of artists wrong when they see paintings; they will mis-quote Shakespeare and Shelley, etc. They will think Vita Sackville-West was married to Harold Bloom. They will think the Bayeux Tapestry came from Aubusson, etc., etc. There have been so many other errors in the things she confidently spouts. There was something just the other day when she misnamed a flower or an animal. She's only marginally less ignorant than PJ and that's saying something. I know I am being pedantic and we can all get facts wrong on occasions or forget names, but we are not all making vlogs for the public and pretending to be experts on everything or indeed, encouraging gullible people to believe that what we say is true and correct.
 
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CountessPompidoo

ploppityplop2 said:
Bet Amoury is dying to do some work on it!
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If only he got the chance to restore it to it's former glory

There's always someone at that bloody kitchen table 24/7 :

Plonking the alleged early morning baguette delivery on it for God knows who to deal with
Cutting up bagettes, morning, noon & night
Lathering said baguettes with the butter that's been out of the fridge on the table for 3 weeks as it's colder in the kitchen
Placing hundeds of cups of teas on it daily
Shoving leftover whatevers for breakfast & lunch on it
Prepping beige slop for lunch & dinner
Peeling garden vegetables all over it
Pulling plants about, cutting flowers stems and placing in vases
Mixing cocktails,
Slobbering over g&t's,
Decanting boxed wine,
Drinking boxed wine,
Plating up said beige slops fo the 'staff'
Plating up 3 courses for 'guests'
Seating anyone that happens to wander in from the garden
Placing Grifted packages on it
Numerous daily Amazon package deliveries on it
Liberty, Fortnum & Mason & Harrods deliveries placed on it to squeal over
Emmaus junk & clothes placed on it to examine and drool over pre-washing
Hatching chicks,
Aunty perpetually peeling potatoes & onions for Dauphinoise potatoes, pressing garlic, jointing chickens, dicing meat, pouing wine
Uncle pouring pick me up Pastis
Visiting familes and other visiting Chateaux owners always drinking tea at it (?)
Unwrapping any present that's been bought by said visiting families
Handling Lancelot and visiting pugs at that table (especially Lancelot)
and last but not least, the odd alleged survey paperwork spread across the whole table to discuss with Davey.

Have I fogotten anything ????

And don't say what I think you might say @HalcyonOrganic and/or @KyBourbon. I dont want to think about any kebobs going on on that bloody table. It's quite the petri dish already
 
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M&MsMom

I just finished watching last night's Chateau Diaries. Pavlina didn't say where she was going, but Stephanie said "all over Europe" and Pavlina said yes.
 
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HalcyonOrganic

i am more into sandwiches
 
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ploppityplop2

Mouse droppings and porky mitts!
 
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Pekey

Thank you once again for the work you do for us ComtesseRose

I do not see a new CD for today???
 
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Fennelbug

We aren’t the only ones who are disgusted by Philip- it is now becoming a ground swell in the comments. All of the ‘regular’ fan favorites are gone (due to Philip) all of Steph’s real friends are gone (due to Philip), it only stands to reason, her Patreons are finally
falling away. Eventually Stephanie’s dreams of becoming a television presenter will fall away. (Due to Philip, once again). No viable broadcast company would ever allow Snorts to be her ‘sidekick’. Ollie is a practice run (too little, too late) . Definitely Michael Petherick would have been in
the running as a package deal and possibly Dan Preston too, as a runner up. Never ever ever Philip Janssen. Steph put her eggs in the worst basket. And THAT basket is strangled in ladies’ jeggings. C’est la vie.
 
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Lady Lindy

Thanks @ComtesseRose and @Jules100 for the shiny new thread
 
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Fennelbug

And never forget Philip’s alarmingly weird hair that is impossible to forget. Not viable in any market.
 
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