The Chateau Diaries #204 Fanny put more $ into her sagging face than her sagging château!

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @Just Grift Wood & @Patriciarella for naming and nominating the thread title. Wondeful and savage....!

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Marquis de Potpourri
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Wednesday at 10:24 PM

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"Hello from Lalande lovely people! Tonight’s video will be premiering later than usual - probably in about two hour’s time, because tonight we were filming during ‘Ukrainian Hour’, when we turned our lights off in solidarity with the people of Ukraine who are going without electricity."

Oh damn! That backfired really quickly.

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The Simple Life
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Thursday at 12:34 AM

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Dear fellow Tattlers, I'm sorry if I have been absent for such a long time now. I have read here and there from time to time, but at the moment I don't feel like following and commenting and I also had enough of SJ and her sick Barnum Circus for the moment.
Yet I want to wish to you all and to your dear ones my warmest Season's Greetings. I hope that all of you who had some health issues will recover perfectly and my congratulations to the new VIPs.
May you all find peace and happiness
Thank you for all the merryment, the wit, the ingenuity and the company. I'll be back, promise!

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It's always a pleasure to see oldies return, even just to drop by and say "Hi!"



OhIDontKnow...
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Yesterday at 11:12 AM

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After a horrendous year which included my little mama passing away, having a war with my brother, my bi-polar aunt have seven major episodes, putting two of my elderly dog babies to sleep, and my sweet father-in-law passing away two days ago on the morning after his wife of 62 years last day of chemotherapy. I have to thank all of you for providing me with much needed entertainment, laughs, dressed up squirrels and detective work. May all of you have a blessed and peaceful WARM Christmas and a Happy Hanukkah!

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Le Comte de Monte Cristo
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Wednesday at 8:31 PM

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A big thank you @ComtesseRose for dealing with a new thread...this forum is my quilty pleasure..and i want to thank you all for that! and btw the ones who want to try to disrupt our forum...i am very glad to kick them in the ass.. and send them upstairs without supper...

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No thanks are needed, but they are appreciated. I'm just a cogwheel trying to make this machine go as smoothly as possible.



Jeeves
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Yesterday at 4:27 AM

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Reminds me, I need to buy a new bucket of bleach...

Adding this one If it is true, honey, it is soooo good!


Clara Burnett
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Yesterday at 12:01 PM

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I am still waiting for visual confirmation about this, but upon hearing the rumor I just couldn't wait to inform all of you we won't be seeing our charlataine in the local supermarket any time soon, no matter how urgent her shopping needs might be. Somebody apparently pinned the poop-picture of her ladyship in her negligee watched in ecstasy by her faithful gardener Davy on the Bulletin Board in the Intermarché in Aigurande. Like she used to phrase it: you heard it here first, but there seems to be no reason to keep the local community out of the loop

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Happy Tattling.

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Carol Le Ferte is looking at new kitchens in Ikea.
Her choices thus far.
Black cabinets and black tiles with threads of gold.
Or putty coloured cabinets, pearl bench tops and black tiles with threads of gold.
Nooooooooo!

Edit: after seeing what they did to the bathrooms I should have known.

 

[Karma baby!]

@ComtesseRose Merci for the new thread on Christmas morning!!

Carol Le Ferte is looking at new kitchens in Ikea.
Her choices thus far.
Black cabinets and black tiles with threads of gold.
Or putty coloured cabinets, pearl bench tops and black tiles with threads of gold.
Nooooooooo!

Edit: after seeing what they did to the bathrooms I should have known.

Black kitchens are not my personal preference at all… but there are ways to do it tastefully. Although I don’t have my hopes up for them, based on the bathrooms

The first pic is the only one I would tolerate in my home… but some recommendations for them

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Carol Le Ferte is looking at new kitchens in Ikea.
Her choices thus far.
Black cabinets and black tiles with threads of gold.
Or putty coloured cabinets, pearl bench tops and black tiles with threads of gold.
Nooooooooo!

Edit: after seeing what they did to the bathrooms I should have known.

Carole puts goldleaf on everything...or goldpaint...i wonder when she covers her skinny running husband with it... or gives him some gold runningattire....btw...i know i sound like a nasty midleaged gossip queen..and i could be wrong....but i have some strange feelings about that Adrian....i have the feeling he is having some adventures whilest running..in the bushes..with men...i cant get my finger on it...but i have that feeling...its a bit the same feeling i get with Tantinette and sticky steven...its all too perfect...

 

[Gertrude Maud]

@Lochness Monster

I agree with your comment from the previous thread about Isobel having early signs of dementia.
A while back, I think it was @luna, who asked for 'hot takes'.
I said that I thought Isobel had early onset dementia.
Mr GM noticed it first.
It was last summer when they were outside talking around the well.
Isobel looked directly at the camera to reply to a question from Steph.
Her face was blank and so were her eyes.

Remember that time we saw Steph and Philip meet up with Isobel and Percy.
Steph kept touching and stroking Isobel.
One of my neighbours who has dementia was admitted into care last week.
His son exhibited the same stroking and touching behaviour as Steph.

In some people with dementia certain behaviours become heightened.
For instance, someone with a temper becomes more angry and short tempered . . . their filter goes.
I think this is evident in Isobel.

My comments are of course, speculation only.

Carole puts goldleaf on everything...or goldpaint...i wonder when she covers her skinny running husband with it... or gives him some gold runningattire....btw...i know i sound like a nasty midleaged gossip queen..and i could be wrong....but i have some strange feelings about that Adrian....i have the feeling he is having some adventures whilest running..in the bushes..with men...i cant get my finger on it...but i have that feeling...its a bit the same feeling i get with Tantinette and sticky steven...its all too perfect...

Always trust your instinct Le Comte!

 

[Tea with lemon]

Merry Christmas from LL!

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Can someone please ask Tess if she still has drone_nick‘s number?

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Merry Christmas from LL!

is that Nutties mum in that red dress.. its good to flaunt it when you got it...but one can overdue...omg..she looks like she is doing granny porn... nobody would ever dream of entering our house dressed that vulgar...but its so Lalande...a lott of empty bottles...and the night is still young...merry hedoistic Christmas....omg...

 

[Tea with lemon]

We can say whatever we want here, the fact is that people gather at SJ, regularly, regardless of the bad food and the cold.
I could survive bad food, but not the cold.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

We can say whatever we want here, the fact is that people gather at SJ, regularly, regardless of the bad food and the cold.
I could survive bad food, but not the cold.

its obvious...that place is the perfect place to duck around...thats why they want to come...its just a swingersclub without heat... disgusting..lets hope they all had a good shower before the entertainment started... Btw Fanny seems healed...its a christmasmiracle..

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Merry Christmas from LL!

THe

Merry Christmas from LL!

The middle picture. Oh my god. Disgusting and vulgar.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Who are the three on the right?

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Who are the three on the right?

Natti's relatives.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Natti's relatives.

multi-culti mix of fathers..

actually I find them attractive

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Dan's jacket is lovely.
He looks ready for an appearance on All Creatures Great and Small.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Natti's relatives.

can somebody explain this old queen...those young girls like to lift up one leg on photos...i see that a lott...it looks to me like our dogs lifting their legs...to piss against a tree....is it supposed to be classy or sophistocated... these days..??

 

[Madame No]

is that Nutties mum in that red dress.. its good to flaunt it when you got it...but one can overdue...omg..she looks like she is doing granny porn... nobody would ever dream of entering our house dressed that vulgar...but its so Lalande...a lott of empty bottles...and the night is still young...merry hedoistic Christmas....omg...

No, that's not Nati's mom in the red dress. Her mom has short brown hair and looks like a mom. I don't know who it is though. Very cheap looking for sure. But what do you expect from a party a La Lande. Really, not Christmas attire at all. I grew up in a conservative Roman Catholic family. Christmas day meant attending high mass mid-morning. We did not observe midnight mass as it was too late and we were all in bed. You stayed in your church clothes all day. Grandmas, Grandpas, and other relatives came for a late afternoon meal. It was festive but not really a party. My mother observed the Catholic French custom of Christmas Eve being the time to have more of a party, albeit without meat as is the custom for Catholics. Presents were opened after we ate. I know a lot of people think of Christmas as just as an excuse to over consume, but that is not the meaning at all. I no longer practice Catholicism, but I do respect the meaning of Christmas and try to practice some of the more meaningful significance of it. I would never dress as if I was a hooker or going to a nightclub. It is a time for family whatever you family may be. When I see Kate MIddleton and her beautiful family, I am reminded so much of my mother getting dressed for Christmas mass with her beautiful coat, gloves, and stunning hat. Such elegance and class! Getting a bit teary eyed as I miss my mom so much at Christmas.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

can somebody explain this old queen...those young girls like to lift up one leg on photos...i see that a lott...it looks to me like our dogs lifting their legs...to piss against a tree....is it supposed to be classy or sophistocated... these days..??

It makes their silhouette and waist appear to be more slimmer and feminin.

 

[Imperious Me]

is that Nutties mum in that red dress.. its good to flaunt it when you got it...but one can overdue...omg..she looks like she is doing granny porn... nobody would ever dream of entering our house dressed that vulgar...but its so Lalande...a lott of empty bottles...and the night is still young...merry hedoistic Christmas....omg...

Granny porn you say.... PhiPhi will be in heaven...

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

multi-culti mix of fathers..

actually I find them attractive

Dana looked like a nun between those tarts... exept that girl with the glasses...she could go in the convent...