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The Chateau Diaries #182 Nobody likes anybody in Lalande. They play with genitals, drink, food and power
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Thanks for that intel. But, was Ian even Irish? Otherwise, rather odd!
No but Brenda is so maybe it is just something she says at a time like this.
No straight male would ever do this...Congratulations to @Just Grift Wood for nominating the thread title and @DEEPblue82 for naming the thread title - I took some creative liberties.
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JackSpratt
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Monday at 10:01 AM
I can't bear to watch the shitshow, haven't got the time to readback on comments but I'd love it if it was found out her insurance was null and void due to the chimneys never being swept. Serves her right if they fall. She might be basking in the glow of her Patron Day but lets hope there is such a thing a Karma.
Also dear Tattlers and Tartlets, I will be taking my leave from you for a while. I'm travelling back to the UK today to be with my Mum as her cancer is getting worse and I have a horrible feeing we're now beginning the decline and I really won't know until I get there how bad things are. I will try and read now and then but it just depends what I'm walking into.
Laters Peeps xxxx
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Jeeves
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Friday at 7:49 PM
We usually pick our grand-daughters up from school on Fridays. The eldest (10yrs) was going with her class to Llandaff Cathedral this morning to greet the King and Queen. They had all made condolence cards to give him. When she came out of school, I asked her how the visit had gone. She was disappointed that she hadn't managed to give her card to the King but that a Scottish man collected them all and said he'd pass them on to the King. The girls were excited to watch the coverage from Cardiff on TV that our daughter had set to record for them to see. We didn't see GD's school but you've guessed - our grand-daughter soon pointed out the man in a kilt who collected their cards and put them in one of the cars!
We rushed out into the garden just in time to see the helicopter leaving from the parkland just opposite their home. The girls are hoping that they are reading their cards on their way back to London!
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MRShavershamsdress
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Sunday at 2:30 PM
I’ve been following the Mediterranean Diet since January of 2019 and have dropped 200+ pounds and gone from a 5X to a S/M. Plus most of my health issues have ceased. I’m still crazy as a loon but then that’s not weight related!
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Congratulations @MRShavershamsdress
graciemckitten
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Yesterday at 12:19 AM
Anatomy of the Stephanie Jarvis Grift - A Major Chateau Setback video
As is typical Fanny, IMHO, this is an intentionally set up fake event to generate content, create another “delay” for heating since the pressure is on for her to do something about heating since Fall is arriving, create a new “sudden setback” and rake in more monies from Patrons. She knows and is aware before the video is shot about the condition of the chimneys and the flues.
How to Set up the Grift
1. Start with the obligatory bed shot, then leaning out her open bedroom window, then create faux doomsday scenario by dramatically and breathlessly claiming that the log burners must be installed so “we won’t freeze this winter.” Oh no, little Orphan princess Fanny could not freeze, how horrible.
She neglects to mention that the log burners will only heat a few rooms of the Dump, so she really means I, Snorts, Anne Marie, and the Argentenian Bully need to be lukewarm in the winter. The most she will ever do for heating at the Dump will be the purchase of the 3-4 log burners.
And remember, Fanny will be traveling with Potts for weeks most likely from Mid November to mid February, when racing starts up again. She will be there for a week max and then will be off on her travels. She will use the lack of heating to be gone from the Dump for weeks.
2. Have Anne Marie start the project by tearing out a portion of the fireplace in Fanny’s “office.”
Film him, while heckling his efforts and imperiously laughing at the difficulties he encounters and the bricks and debris falling on him. She has Anne Marie doing this when she knows that the wood burners cannot be installed.
3. Create drama by her “running down to see how they actually clear those chimneys.” She has seen it before but has to pretend that this is the first time it has occurred and that she is incredibly curious about it.
Mock Anne Marie for putting up plastic sheeting to protect the walls and furnishing from dust and debris. Stop to heckle the Douche Lorde, and film the latest volunteer.
Moving on to the heart of the grifting scheme
4. Oh No, the cherry picker is too small and they need to rent a taller cherry picker. Need to rent a bigger one. Refer to what Claire has posted about the cherry picker, chimneys, etc. in this thread. Fanny amps up the manufactured drama by breathlessly narrating the cherry picker’s actions.
She then breathlessly and manically ambushes a fed up and unsurprised Percy and Mummy, “ They can’t get to either chimney, the picker is short by one and a half meters (approximately 5 feet). Mummy wearily replies, “I know,” and she and Percy shuffle out of the lens of the camera.
5. Fanny then shuts down the whole notion of cleaning the chimneys and installing the wood burners with “ So annoying!!! Nothing can be done.”“ They can’t get to either chimney.” Creates drama but “they were soooooo close.” “So near and yet so far we had everyone here” “ No they have to hire another cherry picker and they have no idea when their next slot is to come back to the Dump (how convenient) so “ we don’t know when we can get them installed.” Fanny complains that “she is very sad to see the wood grate put back into place in her fireplace.”
She then tells Snorts that “they can’t do it” and layers on a new lie “they can’t reach either chimney and they said that is the biggest cherry picker they can get in the local area.” “They can’t get to either chimney so they can’s put flues down.” “Now we have to think about scaffolding or if there are any bigger cherrypickers.” None of the logburners an be installed at the moment.
6. Fanny claims that she just realized that there are 4 fireplaces on one chimney. This is the first time she has learned this after 17 years at the Dump? Bullshit. She has never had the chimneys inspected although she had used them on and off for over 17 years? WTF.
Now it is time to amp up the drama, lies, and little lost orphan victim scenario. Fanny now claims the chimneys are a mess and a mystery and they have no ideas where the flues are going. All the chimneys are in such a confusion and a state and we wonder about the one chimney we use regularly. She pretends she is surprised that the chimneys may be unsafe.
Now she is quite demoralized Here come more little victim Fanny. Fanny, furiously blinking, says she had all the equipment to install the burners. Then the blaming of the chimney company starts in full force:
Cherry picker not big enough
They hired a second cherry picker that is not big enough
Now we need scaffolding
Closing the grifting scenario with news that it will cost lots more money to “fix” the “sudden surprise” about the chimneys.
Now have to completely rethink the way that the chimneys are to be used with 4 fireplaces going thru one flue, you can’t have 2 fireplaces going thru one flue, that is illegal. Then Fanny hastens to add, to cover her ass, that “we haven’t used them, thank goodness.” Who believes that.
“ This is going to be a very big job now.” For the cost of a few hundred dollars to the contractors, she now has pushed the heating scenario to the background for months so she can be excused from doing nothing about heating, and create another tragic issue that will require lots more money to fix...... just like the chapel scheme.
How many times has she pulled this con? Then she flits off to an expensive Disney vacation with 4 of her employees/volunteers, and the Douche Lord. She is so predictable.Rinse and repeat.
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vitanova
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Friday at 1:00 PM
whoever is paid by madam to read here, tell her to PAINT THE WINDOWS.
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Remember the wiki - Happy Tattling...
And a wonderful reminder of Fanny's follies
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Yes. I wonder why Fanny made no mention or vlog dedication?
His daughter posted that he passed on 9/13.
Thanks to the "@" this makes this 'death notice' about lieLande and in no way displays any hint of thoughtfulness, sincerity, or compassion for a life lost. Where's the sympathy Ian's family and friends should have received? Where's the kind words to them for the loss of someone they loved? Why is the sum of this pathetic missive about his work at the chateau when such a man would have had far more achievements in his life than plastering some #$%&'s toilet wall? Shame on you Brendabitch and damn your to hell for you callow thoughtlessness.
Such sad news. Sincere sympathy goes to his family at this difficult time.
Safe travels Ian and may your spirit soar! You were one of the few good ones at the heap.
She'll offer condolences with a disclaimer that she warned him many times to wear a respirator. Cover statement in case of health & safety violations.
So sad, and it seems to have been rather sudden?
.Maybe someone from Lalande will attend on the 24th, Guéret is only 45 min. away.
That's a very cynical thing to say. Cynical yes, but I happen to agree and would say it myself as I'm just as cynical. Even so I wouldn't, because however much Fanny would try to deflect any blame away from herself, we don't know how Ian died, do we? Has it been announced? As yet there's no suggestion the cause of his death was due to an issue with his lungs and we sure as tit don't know he died at lieLande due to some work related accident. And until we know more, we can't lay the blame at Fanny's door.
I wonder why it's just popped up now then.... very strange.
I sincerely hope so.So sad, and it seems to have been rather sudden?
Maybe someone from Lalande will attend on the 24th, Guéret is only 45 min. away.
BUT, please God, defo not a CD "vlog" opportunity.
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Would that suggest then that nobody from Lalande knew? They will do now, presuming BG has notified them. Such sad news.
Perhaps because Fanny La Flasher has taken off again and hasn’t truly filmed anything since his death.
That makes me mad enough to finally create a Fakebook profile and dump a ton of tit on that horrible synchophantic c*nt!!!Thanks to the "@" this makes this 'death notice' about lieLande and in no way displays any hint of thoughtfulness, sincerity, or compassion for a life lost. Where's the sympathy Ian's family and friends should have received? Where's the kind words to them for the loss of someone they loved? Why is the sum of this pathetic missive about his work at the chateau when such a man would have had far more achievements in his life than plastering some #$%&'s toilet wall? Shame on you Brendabitch and damn your to hell for you callow thoughtlessness.
Such sad news. Sincere sympathy goes to his family at this difficult time.
Safe travels Ian and may your spirit soar! You were one of the few good ones at the heap.
Sorry, but, who is BG?Would that suggest then that nobody from Lalande knew? They will do now, presuming BG has notified them. Such sad news.
I was looking through the comments of the two posts that @Le Baiseur copied and posted here to see if I could find some indication of how he died or if there was a long illness, but I didn't find anything. However, in one of the comments, his partner replied to a comment of condolence and said something to the effect of how all she wanted to do is have him buried next to his father in Ireland.
I would post the screenshot, but for two days now, I've had trouble posting a screenshot here.
Surely Lielande crewe couldn't have known? Surely they wouldn't have celebrated man cubs birthday in Disney had they had known? When did they go to Disney? Why am I doubting this as I write it? No they mustn't have knownThanks to the "@" this makes this 'death notice' about lieLande and in no way displays any hint of thoughtfulness, sincerity, or compassion for a life lost. Where's the sympathy Ian's family and friends should have received? Where's the kind words to them for the loss of someone they loved? Why is the sum of this pathetic missive about his work at the chateau when such a man would have had far more achievements in his life than plastering some #$%&'s toilet wall? Shame on you Brendabitch and damn your to hell for you callow thoughtlessness.
Such sad news. Sincere sympathy goes to his family at this difficult time.
Safe travels Ian and may your spirit soar! You were one of the few good ones at the heap.
Brenda Gibbons FB group for La Lande
If they did know, it will be interesting to see how Fanny distorts the timeline.Surely Lielande crewe couldn't have known? Surely they wouldn't have celebrated man cubs birthday in Disney had they had known? When did they go to Disney? Why am I doubting this as I write it? No they mustn't have known
Donations are requested to be sent to S.P.A which is an animal shelter in de Limoges et de la Haut-Vienne. From Lisa's post on FB she's enquiring if anyone knows of any 2 bed rentals with small garden that will accept small well behaved dog. In the Louth area or surrounding areas. She states she's moving from France for a new fresh start after losing her soulmate. She's going to live with her son until she can find somewhere. God love her, so much upheaval whilst grieving... my heart breaks for her.So sad, and it seems to have been rather sudden?
Maybe someone from Lalande will attend on the 24th, Guéret is only 45 min. away.
Stefameeeemeeee a piece of crap!
So he passed the day after Philip's birthday. You'd just have to wonder when did they travel to Disneyland, and when did they film the Gift Grab for this week!
In LieLieLand they are still celebrating the birth of the child hermaphordite.
Not speaking ill of the dead. Reading through this forum, it seems that he had some inner demons - whether they are true or not, well I'd say maybe only Clara knows.
For what it is worth this hateful little tartlet offers her condolences to Plaster Ian's family and loved ones.
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