The Chateau Diaries #177 Tattlers, the ideal summer garden party guests!

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Shuddering to think what the canapés could possibly be. Is there such a thing as plouc cuisine in France, as there is white trash cooking in the US? What could Jarvis serve to her guests which lets them know exactly what she thinks of them?
I'd be terrified to eat anything served out of that kitchen. I've had food poisoning 2x in my life so the lack of proper food storage & hygiene in that kitchen scares the bejesus out of me🤢
 
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its not about the size...its what you can do with it...

btw @Lolair i quite feel the same about you remark about being woke...i am gay...i am not offended in the least by the gay remarks...inhere..so if anybody thinks i am a woman unfriendly gay...because i make remarks about pumanies etc.than they dont know me at all......i would say..ignore me and scroll on..I dont ignore anybody..i just dont reply ...and scroll on...When you have a sensable heart..or mind...or feel easily offended..close tattle...i always say what i think...and believe me...most of the time i say it more polite than i feel it...It has never harmed me..I am no suagarcoater..because it gets you nowhere..
"Woke" has nothing to do with it. Another word used as an epithet one might wish to avoid.
In the early 90s, I did abortion clinic escort for a couple of years. Our most stalwart fellow escorts were gay male nurses. I finally asked them, more or less, what's a nice boy like you doing in a place like this?
They said, straight women -- with Princess Diana, btw, in the very forefront -- were our greatest allies during the '80s AIDS crisis. We're grateful, and we will never forget.
An ally is an ally forever. Even now. Even here.
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Shuddering to think what the canapés could possibly be. Is there such a thing as plouc cuisine in France, as there is white trash cooking in the US? What could Jarvis serve to her guests which lets them know exactly what she thinks of them?
Of course there is, everything that comes out of Fanny’s kitchen!
 
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I wonder if Isabell eloped with the cheese man instead of giving us an update on the extravaganza ...

Will we at least get a discount on our future cheese purchases?
 
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Watching one of the videos from CRW: He should give a few tips about beard and hair styling to PhiPhi
 
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Teabag is risen (again) !

I do like Teabags vlogs. It is such a waste that he went off the rails. I hope he can stay on track and I will watch with hope that he keeps to it.
he clearly needs advertising for his new prints...thats ok..i am also pleased he went for a good material..the staircase will last longer than the cottage...and it looks nice..Its a pitty he is a bit lazy...that cottage could be completed more than a year ago..if he didnt spent his patreonmoney on the wild life...maybe he learned from this..and he is settling down a bit..i guess we will see...
 
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I would hate to see the monarchy go but I would like to see a slimmed down version without all the hangers on.
Apart from the Queen, who would you keep? To me, the only ones worth a damn are the Princess Royal and Sophie Wessex. Anne I'd keep because she actually works bloody hard and I've always admired her straightforward belligerence. Anne isn't afraid to get her hands dirty. And the Duchess of Wessex because her work load is a lot tougher than most would expect. She's always elegant, doesn't have the airs, graces and snobbery of the rest of the firm and she doesn't scream for the limelight as other family members do. The rest can go hang.

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Especially this one...
 
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Shuddering to think what the canapés could possibly be. Is there such a thing as plouc cuisine in France, as there is white trash cooking in the US? What could Jarvis serve to her guests which lets them know exactly what she thinks of them?
Burnt falafel with crusty tapenade dip. Bread and pate with vintage plum jam. Courgette fritters with tomato salsa. Devilled eggs. Radish.
 
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Does anyone else think that it's odd that after at least three months of MIA that Michael Petherick chooses today to post a vlog? On Steff's Big Day? Stealing her thunder, or diverting attention? Hmmm...
Wondered about it as well.
 
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Apart from the Queen, who would you keep? To me, the only ones worth a damn are the Princess Royal and Sophie Wessex. Anne I'd keep because she actually works bloody hard and I've always admired her straightforward belligerence. Anne isn't afraid to get her hands dirty. And the Duchess of Wessex because her work load is a lot tougher than most would expect. She's always elegant, doesn't have the airs, graces and snobbery of the rest of the firm and she doesn't scream for the limelight as other family members do. The rest can go hang.
You must keep the corgis!
 
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I’m currently sitting here waiting to take off to an island in the sun. So sorry I am missing the first day at the southern most chateau. Guess what Tartletts? I’ve been upgraded! 🥂
 
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Y’all. We can’t expect any news until tomorrow at the earliest, probably after the last event Thursday! What did you think, that they would give a live report to us on Tattle from their phone? It would certainly cause notice. Let our sources bide their time, I am sure the reports will be worthwhile!
I feel like we have got to be here even if it is to just show our support for those out there in the field.
 
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I'm pretty sure Michael Petherick is as self centered as a gyroscope. It probably didn't even register he might be stealing Fanny’s thunder.
I think Billy and Michael saw it as a good time to catch viewing numbers as Fanny wasn’t doing her cadeaux blog
 
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In the Chanel 4 reveal, is SJ wearing her b-day shoes? Time travel much? Annmarie should have shown off the hidden door after all his hard work. Finally a door that we don’t have to watch Snorty rummage and blather on about keys.
 
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That's a VERY good point........


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Ded, completely ded, all six legs waving in the air. Bwahahahahahaha!

Apart from the Queen, who would you keep? To me, the only ones worth a damn are the Princess Royal and Sophie Wessex. Anne I'd keep because she actually works bloody hard and I've always admired her straightforward belligerence. Anne isn't afraid to get her hands dirty. And the Duchess of Wessex because her work load is a lot tougher than most would expect. She's always elegant, doesn't have the airs, graces and snobbery of the rest of the firm and she doesn't scream for the limelight as other family members do. The rest can go hang.

View attachment 1560096 Especially this one...
He is holding up three fingers in this photograph.
 
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