The Chateau Diaries #170 Lately, oatmeal is more interesting than The Chateau Diaries!

[Iolair]

Michael counts on the sympathy of others to cover for his failings. Don’t fall for it! Yes, he has some skills, but he takes advantage of others. We’ve seen it over and over.

Also, in case you haven’t seen it, here’s an article about his brother. Kind of just demonstrates their character.

The Army deserter who Escaped to the Chateau

Billy Petherick, 33, went absent without leave in 2009, starting a new life in France, marrying a local woman and buying and restoring the 40-room 18th century mansion in Pays de la Loire.

www.dailymail.co.uk

But but but! He can trace other peoples art work really well!
Are you saying that's not a talent?

 

[Imperious Me]

Tattler Sideways posted this video a day or so ago. It is worth viewing. It shows how you can easily buy subscribers with a credit card. The video doesn’t go into buying the views or likes, but there are services for that also, where you can inflate your views, likes, and subscribers for a credit card payment. You can also buy fake comments.

I think it is interesting that Fanny’s CD channel subscribers always seem to grow primarily in jumps of nice round numbers like multiples of 500 or 1,000. After she hit 200,000 subscribers which Fanny said was “just unimaginable” ( look at her facial expression when she makes that statement… she knows it is unimaginable because she really does not have 200,000 real subscribers) in her 200,000 subscriber video, her subscribers then grew by a thousand or two within the next week. Fanny must have celebrated her 200,000 milestone by buying a couple thousand more subscribers.

Fanny has a precarious house of cards she is juggling between manipulating Patreon, Patreon funding/ the improper use of the non profit funds, the gift grab channel, and the viewers, subscribers, likes, and comments on the CD channel and the gift grab channel, along with trying to charge and get as much money out of the B and B as possible.

If she is found to have cheated to obtain a high Patreon ranking, she is screwed.
If she is found to have used the non profit monies improperly, she is screwed. The tax man awaits Fanny.
If she is found to have manipulated the gift grab or CD channels or numbers, YouTube can retaliate, she will lose money and viewers and she is screwed.


She has alienated or screwed over so many volunteers, guests, employees, and contractors, as well as YouTube viewers and Patrons.Every day, she is just waiting for the ax to fall and for her to be revealed for the con artist that she really is, and her contradictory lies are piling up daily, and on video nonetheless.

This makes me curious.. were Sadie and Billy Petherick channels shadow banned for this? I don't get their notifications, even though I have them marked to receive all... I have to hunt..

 

[Summerbaby]

After recently watching a YT episode from George Dunnett - he is a well educated, hard working, fabulous young man and extremely honest, so I wish him 100% future success.

How Much YouTube Paid Me for a 15 Million View Video - YouTube

And what he said about best time of the year to upload vlogs, e.g. being December because of the higher than normal ad revenue from advertisers to YT - therefore a a higher earning rate for YT creators!

Does anyone else wonder why, ultimately Stephanie Jarvis does her daily "Advent Calendar" vlogs?

Or, was SJ simply just wanting to share/instil/generate all her viewers with her own pre-Christmas joy? Today, I am a little and would question SJ's philosophy!

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Yes I know, but 'buy me a coffee' is totally different than the grift Fanny's on. Besides, they let their original place go before the coffee thing.. Fanny would be begging for more, as we've seen in her BS heating farce.

Agree, but Miss Anna was dissing 'buy me a coffee', 'people who ask for money to renovate their expensive houses' in that vlog but they've clearly relented.
I'm afraid to say, that however nice Master Peter and Miss Anna are, however sensible they've been by ditching their Chateaux and downsizing, they are doing exactly what they declared they wouldn't do. They are grifting, albeit on a much smaller scale than Fanny.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

when your off to a holiday...who goes visiting another crap brocante...those two are mad ...you cant make it up...leaving at midnight for a holiday... i know we are better organized..that woman would drive me mad..but in a way it all turns out very well..i cant get my head around this..

But she is busy doing nothing. I always put on fresh clothes and have a shower before I travel not wear the same clothes I was sweating my arse off in all day trailing around another Brocante.

 

[Linus]

How ironic

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Natty take Phillip’s copper tea pot to his “store” right now. Explain how the clutter prevents staff to cook. Explain Marie Poppins has enough to clean. Explain you found a mouse hiding inside. Explain that your boss/friend/cousin in law said she didn’t want it there so you should stop being evil and respect your kaboom girlfriend. Explain as the B&B Director the kitchen is communal space and needs only work related items. Explain SJ, Nic and Potty own the chateau. When you own a chateau you can put your copper teapot in the kitchen. Until then go sit at your lady desk and stop being so creepy!

Can we have Prince of Pubes until you get your own Chateau sit at your lady desk and stop being so creepy as a three?

 

[Imperious Me]

Agree, but Miss Anna was dissing 'buy me a coffee', 'people who ask for money to renovate their expensive houses' in that vlog but they've clearly relented.
I'm afraid to say, that however nice Master Peter and Miss Anna are, however sensible they've been by ditching their Chateaux and downsizing, they are doing exactly what they declared they wouldn't do. They are grifting, albeit on a much smaller scale than Fanny.

Well, we can all have a change of heart now and then, this pandemic has changed a lot of attitudes, needs must....

 

[BigGreenMeany]

Dull dull dull.... How boring can one vlog get? Mangy poodle being a star of her own reality for 25 minutes. Her and SJ have the weirdest incestuous relationship. I dunno what mummy/son play is happening and dont even want to go there.

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Well, we can all have a change of heart now and then, this pandemic has changed a lot of attitudes, needs must....

True. You have a point. I like them so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt, but I aint buying 'em a coffee

 

[Bleu Lala]

Greetings Tattlers! Announcing our international CHANGE THE LYRICS contest (so we get over pineapple and oatmeal & get our creative juices flowing while Fanny Figures out her next set of diversions which she calls Chateau Diaries).
In an earlier post, one of our Tattlers started to re-write the opening of Beauty & The Beast theme song, but only got through the first opening refrain. I recommend you all take your turn at this. If you intend to sing along, please gargle with vodka (or liquor of choice) and in the case of Jules 100, a Miller Lite. So here we go, to the tune of MY FAVORITE THINGS (you all should know this song) from The Sound of Music.

HAIR DYE ON PHI PHI & WHISKERS LIKE PUBIES
DULL COPPER KETTLES & WARM WATER BOTTLES
GIFTS FROM THE GRANNIES & SCREECHING TO SING
THESE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

CREAM COLORED PULL-UP & FANCY FAUX BROACHES
NO DOORBELLS, NO TAXES & CRAP STUFFED IN ATTICS
WILD PEACOCKS POOPING & VERSAILLES FLINGS
THERE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

STEPH IN WHITE DRESSES WITH BOOBS PUSHED UP NECK HIGH
BOTOX & BLACK ROOTS & FAST BLINKING LASHES
FREEZING COLD WINTERS WHERE SHE TAKES VACAY
THESE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

WHEN TAT CRIES
WHEN NUTTI BITES
WHEN LAUGHTER FAILS
STEPH SIMPLY COMES UP WITH HER FAVORITE LIES
AND THEN SHE JUST GOES AWAY

RAINDROPS THROUGH ROOFTOPS & ROTTING OF BEAMS
AMAURY SANS SHIRT & MUMMIE WHO SCREAMS
DOORS THAT ARE HIDDEN &. DAN’S NOT AROUND
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH STEPH’S COLLECTION OF CROWNS

PERCY IS SMILING AT STEPH’S DADDY’S PORN PRINTS
PHI PHI IS STIL ON HIS NAIL PAINTING STINT
WALLPAPER PEELING, BATS FLYING BELOW
THESE ARE THE THINGS STEPH DOESN’T WANT TATTLERS TO SHOW

GERRY IN PLAID AS STEPH WEEEEE’S & IS GLAD
#4 SCOOPED BY A GUEST, OH THAT IS QUITE BAD
DRUGS & COCKTAILS AS THE CHAPEL DOES FALL
STEPH DOESN’T WANT THE LAKE AND FACADES FINISHED AT ALL

WHEN THE MONEY‘S GONE
WHEN THE PATRONS SHY
WHEN STEPH IS FEELING BLUE
SHE’LL SIMPLY REMEMBER THAT SHE NEEDS TO SHOP
AND THEN SHE WON’T FEEL SO BAD


Now if some tech savvy Tattler could pull the video clip of the song, super impose the faces of the LaLande characters onto the cast from the Sound of Music, and record a voice over with the above lyrics - then we’d have ourselves a little masterpiece.

This is amazing! And how many of us read/sang it??

 

[Imperious Me]

After learning all about Aubergines @KyBourbon and Pineapples @Jules100 I’m just checking to make sure that Artichokes are just vegetables and have no other meanings as I have bought Artichoke bookends.
I never know with you lot these days.

For some reason that reminds me I once bought gold candleholders shaped like fancy tassels.. when I put the candle in they looked like floor mops

 

[Just Grift Wood]

This is amazing! And how many of us read/sang it??

I have just sung the whole thing with gusto and giggles and I am not even pissed!!! Bravo I say bravo bravo. Send it to Fanny she loves a song about herself

 

[Summerbaby]

when i see those grifters going through that brocante...i have a huge house...my aunts..filled with stuff from cellar to attic..you cant imagine the things i found..its a huge task to clear it all out....i cant bare to look at another brocante...

I totally agree. I had to do the same with my large house before I decided to finally sell and downsize last year.
Nothing was ever cluttered simply because there were so many places to store everything - especially the extremely large loft!
Sold the lot and, to this day, have not missed one item either. A lot of which had never been used.
My new home is as minimalist as it can be and, much cheaper to maintain too. Perfect for me as so much less physical and financial responsibility!

 

[howlingwolf68]

Michael counts on the sympathy of others to cover for his failings. Don’t fall for it! Yes, he has some skills, but he takes advantage of others. We’ve seen it over and over.

Also, in case you haven’t seen it, here’s an article about his brother. Kind of just demonstrates their character.

The Army deserter who Escaped to the Chateau

Billy Petherick, 33, went absent without leave in 2009, starting a new life in France, marrying a local woman and buying and restoring the 40-room 18th century mansion in Pays de la Loire.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I forgive Billy he has overcome many obstacles and loves his family. I won’t comment on Michael except to say that deep down he’s a very trouble soul that I hope someday can fully recover from the darkness and unlike Ms. HMN he’s not a privileged emotional cold fish

 

[silvergirl]

btw...having a holiday...in your partly owned chateau...filled with strangers and a madwoman with a pink phone. acompanied by her poodle...i also would nicely decline... btw i cant understand why they asked those two with them on holiday..my guess is there has to be some sorting out of things...

…baghead…wanted it to be all cash…no checks…the terrible twosome were required to make delivery…in person…no paper trail…

 

[Imperious Me]

How ironic

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Clearly she's put the brakes on him and his Hoarder habits...

 

[Xorubyxo123]

Well I admit I thought she'll show her cousin working on something exciting, but turns out this whole time he was making one door. The rest of the vlog I couldn't watch.

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

Maria’s cooking is a good step above the efforts of FRK but I’m sorry to say it still doesn’t do a lot for me. Ok as something that you would produce in your own kitchen but if I was paying what they do for dinner there I would be disappointed and be expecting better things.

oh and What no upgrade for the gruesome twosome, times must be hard.

 

[Imperious Me]

Well I admit I thought she'll show her cousin working on something exciting, but turns out this whole trime he was making one door. The rest of the vlog I couldn't watch.

Took him a week to choose a hinge! Sadly he chose the wrong ones...