The Chateau Diaries #170 Lately, oatmeal is more interesting than The Chateau Diaries!

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I was watching these guys last night, I hadn't realized they'd given up their chateau, anyways, they have the right ideas on e-begging, Patreon isn't their idea of owning their own place... at 8:30 they talk about it..
 
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Greetings Tattlers! Announcing our international CHANGE THE LYRICS contest (so we get over pineapple and oatmeal & get our creative juices flowing while Fanny Figures out her next set of diversions which she calls Chateau Diaries).
In an earlier post, one of our Tattlers started to re-write the opening of Beauty & The Beast theme song, but only got through the first opening refrain. I recommend you all take your turn at this. If you intend to sing along, please gargle with vodka (or liquor of choice) and in the case of Jules 100, a Miller Lite. So here we go, to the tune of MY FAVORITE THINGS (you all should know this song) from The Sound of Music.

HAIR DYE ON PHI PHI & WHISKERS LIKE PUBIES
DULL COPPER KETTLES & WARM WATER BOTTLES
GIFTS FROM THE GRANNIES & SCREECHING TO SING
THESE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

CREAM COLORED PULL-UP & FANCY FAUX BROACHES
NO DOORBELLS, NO TAXES & CRAP STUFFED IN ATTICS
WILD PEACOCKS POOPING & VERSAILLES FLINGS
THERE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

STEPH IN WHITE DRESSES WITH BOOBS PUSHED UP NECK HIGH
BOTOX & BLACK ROOTS & FAST BLINKING LASHES
FREEZING COLD WINTERS WHERE SHE TAKES VACAY
THESE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

WHEN TAT CRIES
WHEN NUTTI BITES
WHEN LAUGHTER FAILS
STEPH SIMPLY COMES UP WITH HER FAVORITE LIES
AND THEN SHE JUST GOES AWAY

RAINDROPS THROUGH ROOFTOPS & ROTTING OF BEAMS
AMAURY SANS SHIRT & MUMMIE WHO SCREAMS
DOORS THAT ARE HIDDEN &. DAN’S NOT AROUND
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH STEPH’S COLLECTION OF CROWNS

PERCY IS SMILING AT STEPH’S DADDY’S PORN PRINTS
PHI PHI IS STIL ON HIS NAIL PAINTING STINT
WALLPAPER PEELING, BATS FLYING BELOW
THESE ARE THE THINGS STEPH DOESN’T WANT TATTLERS TO SHOW

GERRY IN PLAID AS STEPH WEEEEE’S & IS GLAD
#4 SCOOPED BY A GUEST, OH THAT IS QUITE BAD
DRUGS & COCKTAILS AS THE CHAPEL DOES FALL
STEPH DOESN’T WANT THE LAKE AND FACADES FINISHED AT ALL

WHEN THE MONEY‘S GONE
WHEN THE PATRONS SHY
WHEN STEPH IS FEELING BLUE
SHE’LL SIMPLY REMEMBER THAT SHE NEEDS TO SHOP
AND THEN SHE WON’T FEEL SO BAD


Now if some tech savvy Tattler could pull the video clip of the song, super impose the faces of the LaLande characters onto the cast from the Sound of Music, and record a voice over with the above lyrics - then we’d have ourselves a little masterpiece.
My version sang with the voice of Dusty Springfield:
My crappy Chateau

For those who fancy crappy chateaus
And lots of people do
Here's a new one for you
A most unusual crappy chateau
The kind you'll never see
Patrons ready?
Very well
Begin to sponsor me

These are the eyes that watched her as she drained the lake away
Colour them vague
These are the handymen that thought would always be true
Colour them gone

These are the gift that keep coming and coming
Lost them somehow
Colour them Emmaus now
These are the tiaras I wore
Until Nutty came between
Colour them free

This is the room that I film in and film in
And film in and film in
That everybody, everybody's seen
Oh, colour it toile, please

This is the man whose porcelains I depended upon
Colour him bald
 
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I think it’s the opposite. It’s a weird goodbye vacation. I think Nic has sold his part of the chateau & in order to smooth things over with hysterical Stephanie, planned a trip together.
That’s a great point! You are spot on Jules, I didn’t even think about that possibility. I could see Fanny getting hysterical and having to be calmed down with a trip with the larkins. And there were the rumors about the South African investor. Things will change between Fanny and Larkin if he is out of the Dump arrangement, regardless of any promises by nic that nothing will change. Maybe that is why she was so jittery and manic in the Patreon video.

She is losing her grip on one of the 3 men she has used the most for mental, emotional, and financial support for her lifestyle and screw ups over the past 17+ years ( Nic, Potts, and Ollie).

I wonder if that is why nics parents were at the Dump a few weeks ago. They were making arrangements for the sale of the Larkin portion. I believe Clara may have mentioned that the Larkin parents helped pay off nics mortgage on the Shittoo.


Why take the Douche Lord along since they all hate him? As a support squirrel to the little orphan princess?
 
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Refresh my memory… what happened between the Hedgehog and Baghead at Christmas?
I believe things came to a head about Phi Phi”s influence at the Dump and other Dump issues and Larkin got very angry over Christmas about Sir Snorts a lot and the Shittoo. Larkin loathes the Douche Lord. I think Larkin avoided the Shittoo for several weeks and at Easter, didn’t he?
 
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Yesterday's Patreon video and the "secret door". Stephanie appears to have forgotten it's called a jib door - a subject she covered in some detail in the vlog about La Mirande in Avignon (the Hotel that she, her mother and Hanni stayed in September 2020). She could have slotted in a clip from that Sundays at the Chateau vlog: way more interesting and informative than Armoire getting unhinged and SJ becoming chamfered at the edges.

Dan's quite right, the success of the end result is entirely dependent on the wallpaper hanging. Crayons at the ready.

An example of a jib door in properly grand surroundings. Eat your heart out or dream on, Miss Jarvis. One way or t''other, you still won't be creating a facsimile of a palace.

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The Mirande vlog is probably the only CD I have atched, actually paid attention to and found genuinely interesting, thanks to the contribution of M. Stein, co-owner of the hotel, and Stephanie's (for the most part) reined in interviewing performance.

So THAT'S why she stopped framing everything and it's uncle at the local Brico... She's sourcing old style glass... that'll take 3 years!
 
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IMHO, I think that the gruesome twosome, Fanny and the Douche Lord, are going to the same area as the Larkin family and will just meet up with them for a 2 hour lunch to discuss the Shittoo situation and that phi phi will try to make up with Nic over the Christmas fight.

I think Fanny is doing this to try to keep Nic from selling his portion of the Dump and escaping Fannys clutches. I do not in any way think they are together at the same place doing things together for a week and that the Larkin family pines for alone time with Stephanmememe and the porcelain fondler.

I believe that Jarvis is attempting to do some emergency damage control with the Larkins in order to keep them from fleeing the Dump, literally and financially. Fanny would never want to lose control of Nic Larkin, her partner in crime for years, when she intends for him to grow old with her and live with him when she is elderly.
I agree with you, simply because it's a well known fact that Fanny doesn't especially like children and/or animals. And, you know what they say, never work with children or animals because "their" cuteness factor always overshadowed the adults.
 
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I was watching these guys last night, I hadn't realized they'd given up their chateau, anyways, they have the right ideas on e-begging, Patreon isn't their idea of owning their own place... at 8:30 they talk about it..
Yes they moved to a small house with a LOT of land and huge duck pond much further South. It really is the best thing they could have done as after a lot of hard work, restoring, yes restoring the buildings and outside areas they are living the dream with a lot of ducks, chickens, cats and a dog that they rescued after the owner asked the vet to put him down. Their best move and they appear to be living the dream. I love watching them as they enjoy all that they do and after their troubles which they appear to have got through they deserve their happiness.
 
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Here is one way Fanny can buy Patron followers to bolster her standing in Patreon. Remember in her last video, she was nervously trying to explain why her Patreon standing dipped at the beginning of each month while bragging that she was one in the top 300 Patreon accounts? Remember the little princess has to find the grand prize every Easter, find the prize in every cake, be at the top of the heap on everything she pretends to do. I believe the dip at the beginning of the month can also be due to Patreon finding and deleting some of Fanny’s allegedly fraudulent accounts/followers.

It is worth spending a few minutes to read. There are other services out there that can do this also. Just food for thought.


 
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I think it’s the opposite. It’s a weird goodbye vacation. I believe Nic has sold his part of the chateau & in order to smooth things over with hysterical Stephanie, planned a trip together.
Bullseye 🎯🎯🎯 it was high time. He saw an escape route and didn’t let it pass bye 👋
 
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Yes they moved to a small house with a LOT of land and huge duck pond much further South. It really is the best thing they could have done as after a lot of hard work, restoring, yes restoring the buildings and outside areas they are living the dream with a lot of ducks, chickens, cats and a dog that they rescued after the owner asked the vet to put him down. Their best move and they appear to be living the dream. I love watching them as they enjoy all that they do and after their troubles which they appear to have got through they deserve their happiness.
I absolutely love Peter and Anna - such a refreshing change from the rest of the current day e-beggers! AND, they work so incredibly hard too. Plus, Peter seems to be able to turn to hand to fix/problem solve absolutely anything.
And more especially because they rescued the gorgeous Charlie, although it was so upsetting to learn that he had recently suffered yet, another stroke!
Their down to earth philosophy:
Thoroughly British but living in the beautiful French countryside, restoring our beautiful 1865 farmer's cottage, enjoying all things rural. We have and continue to receive, many kind requests, to send gifts, or in some way help us financially with our channel. We feel the 'buy me a coffee platform' (or for us, a cup of tea!) would be a great way to do this, especially in light of its ease of use and non ongoing commitment. Any contribution towards maintaining and hopefully enhancing our channel is very much appreciated, but never expected.
Would personally far rather live in their 1865 farmer's cottage than the HMN.
 
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Tattler Sideways posted this video a day or so ago. It is worth viewing. It shows how you can easily buy subscribers with a credit card. The video doesn’t go into buying the views or likes, but there are services for that also, where you can inflate your views, likes, and subscribers for a credit card payment. You can also buy fake comments.

I think it is interesting that Fanny’s CD channel subscribers always seem to grow primarily in jumps of nice round numbers like multiples of 500 or 1,000. After she hit 200,000 subscribers which Fanny said was “just unimaginable” ( look at her facial expression when she makes that statement… she knows it is unimaginable because she really does not have 200,000 real subscribers) in her 200,000 subscriber video, her subscribers then grew by a thousand or two within the next week. Fanny must have celebrated her 200,000 milestone by buying a couple thousand more subscribers.

Fanny has a precarious house of cards she is juggling between manipulating Patreon, Patreon funding/ the improper use of the non profit funds, the gift grab channel, and the viewers, subscribers, likes, and comments on the CD channel and the gift grab channel, along with trying to charge and get as much money out of the B and B as possible.

If she is found to have cheated to obtain a high Patreon ranking, she is screwed.
If she is found to have used the non profit monies improperly, she is screwed. The tax man awaits Fanny.
If she is found to have manipulated the gift grab or CD channels or numbers, YouTube can retaliate, she will lose money and viewers and she is screwed.


She has alienated or screwed over so many volunteers, guests, employees, and contractors, as well as YouTube viewers and Patrons.Every day, she is just waiting for the ax to fall and for her to be revealed for the con artist that she really is, and her contradictory lies are piling up daily, and on video nonetheless.



 
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Bullseye 🎯🎯🎯 it was high time. He saw an escape route and didn’t let it pass bye 👋
I have always thought that it's strange that Marie and Antoine haven't been seen at the HMN since perhaps Christmas. Nic visited with his parents earlier in the year, by himself. None of them were there for Easter either as far I am aware.
Yes, perhaps this "holiday" is the final farewell.
 
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I wonder how much money Fanny paid herself as a salary for running her non profit association? She has claimed she is paid a small amount. In Fannyland, a small amount could be $100,000.00. Why doesn’t she come clean on just this one issue? Always incomplete shady info from the 50% discount Shittelaine. That’s so Lie Lande!

I agree but there has been no video evidence of that happening recently. Earlier in the Summer when there were water restrictions in the Indre district we saw the Jardin de Anglaise was still being watered, but for the last few weeks although she has pranced around the garden many times in her night clothes there have been no scenes of watering. Not saying they are not but without proof there is nothing that can be done. The only way to be sure is for someone who lives in the locality to go and check on them. Feel like a jaunt?
IMHO, I think she is still watering the remnants of her English garden and just doesn’t film the watering and is avoiding filming the garden so as not to give her violations of the watering ban away. When do rules, regulations, or bans apply to Princess Fanny?
 
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i think Fanny means green gas instead of biogas...she hasnt the slightest idea what biogas is..biogas has to be mixed to get greengas..fitting for heating..its a process you cant do at home...but offcourse she wants gas...wood and a pelletburner is too much work... ;) 🙄
 
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I wonder how much money Fanny paid herself as a salary for running her non profit association? She has claimed she is paid a small amount. In Fannyland, a small amount could be $100,000.00. Why doesn’t she come clean on just this one issue? Always incomplete shady info from the 50% discount Shittelaine. That’s so Lie Lande!
If you think that’s shady can you believe she told Patrons she would show the finished little twirl stool. I haven’t seen it, kid 2 hasn’t seen it I bet Snorty never bought more staples so they could complete it. What kind of human goes on vacation without finishing a little twirl stool???
 
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Of course Fanny & her bf are with Nick & Marie 🤣 It's a free holiday dahling....Now that Antoine is getting older the last thing he wants to do is spend his holidays in the arse end of nowhere with not even a swimming pool in high summer.
btw...having a holiday...in your partly owned chateau...filled with strangers and a madwoman with a pink phone. acompanied by her poodle...i also would nicely decline... 🙄 btw i cant understand why they asked those two with them on holiday..my guess is there has to be some sorting out of things...
 
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