The Chateau Diaries #153 She looked old as Christ's donkey, although she was dressed as a spring virgin
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I donāt watch gag, itās horrible. But, lately when I realize itās premiering and the live chats are going on, I try to, just to comment. Now Iām blocked, so I wonāt ever have to even consider watching it again. However, yesterday before I realized I was blocked, I did see the part where Philip received that little hedgehog. A room full of adults oohing & ahhing about yet another stuffed animal present. WTF? They have probably received thousands of stuffed animals. Why are these adults acting like this? Encouraging this? I know they are greedy bastards, but if this gift grab is going to happen, steer it away from that crap.
Stephanie Jarvis: āHonestly these gifts of stuffed animals are truly adorable, but we are a household of adults and have received so many already, please stop sending us stuffed animals. Please give them to your grandchildren or a hospital or a shelter. Just pay attention & send me the fancy expensive stuff I really want and hint at all the time.ā
Philip: āWait, no more stuffed animals?ā
Stephanie Jarvis: āHonestly these gifts of stuffed animals are truly adorable, but we are a household of adults and have received so many already, please stop sending us stuffed animals. Please give them to your grandchildren or a hospital or a shelter. Just pay attention & send me the fancy expensive stuff I really want and hint at all the time.ā
Philip: āWait, no more stuffed animals?ā
She's a lady!@KyBourbonThe Chateau Diaries #152 The National Trust can't trust Stephanie Jarvis and neither should you!
Ombeline is wearing a sports bra of sorts under the dungaree's. Looks like a Tubetop to me. They were popular in the 70's.tattle.life
You are a man?
Just to backreference the National Trust when I gave them the info about the income generated from Sissinghurst YouTube vlog. And the generic income from her Patreon account. & link to Patron vlog...
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"Thank you for the added information. Please be assured that we are dealing with this between ourselves and the property"
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"Thank you for the added information. Please be assured that we are dealing with this between ourselves and the property"
@Clara Burnett has Stephanie said anything about this? Iām sure she is not happy, unless Natti the bullie hasnāt even checked their emails and they are blissfully unaware.
Many pardons for quoting myself. I thought I should explain! LOL I was making a sarcastic twist on an American saying....
Eagerly or anxiously, as in We waited for the announcement of the winner with bated breath. This expression literally means āholding one's breathā (bate means ārestrainā).
Such a pristine new thread to sully with my sentiments...I better go on a rant here; 1. THAT VASE! Now that is tit. really tasteless horrible tat, and shows the total lack of class in that shitoo. Someone here said a vase does not have to have something in it. I asked my wife and looked around our abode...she agrees with that, but I disagree. In my opinion you have cupboards of empty vases, then you pick one out when filling it with flowers. If empty, return to cupboard. My wife is a bit nouveaux riche (she married up) so she thinks a vase can stand there empty. 2. Stephanie courting TV channels. In my opinion rude. The reason; she gets her funds from patreons, yet she does not show them all she does before TV has shown it. It is utterly rude, her income is surely largely from patreon and they should always see things first and as they happen, as they are paying for it. 3. Michael Potts is getting older, and not aging like fine wine (unlike myself). Why? because his image is tussled and boyish, and that is not becoming for a middle aged man. He should try being naturally fit and hot like me without acting immature. 3. Is Nati preggers, I think so. 4. Why can nobody fill me in on Selmar, is he SO dull that there is nothing to tell? I will not watch, he creeps me out. 5. I like Dana, she is a fox. 6. Tess looks miserable, she is a perfect example of how you can have looks and still not be attractive. Personality rules. And no, it does not help that she dresses like a tart, it screams look at me, and then her sour face says don't look at me! She will never be happy, she just want people to blame. I shall not visit Venice just right now...bet they are loud and embarrasing 
Well said the best television service, second to none.
Ms Stephanie JARVIS charlatan of ChĆ¢teau de Lalande in Crozon-sur-Vauvre, France, C4 Channel 4 by-product during the escape to the Chateau and other DIY episodes ... has certainly lived up to her name.
J.A.R.V.I.S: Just A Rather Very Intelligent System (c)Marvel ... for
- living for free,
- grifting,
- frauding,
- smoke&mirroring,
- travelling,
- shrieking,
- bullsh*tting,
- exploiting volunteers,
- drinking,
- doing nothing,
- pink phone filming,
- colouring expensivetoiletwallpaper,
- noknickering,
- enabling,
- pretending she's pooAH
- Ms Pepperpot is her fanny-warmer
- wearing yellow as if she were the Roi-Soleil
- saying Paaahfekt 1000 times a day
- believing her sh*t taste isfart
- forgetting to mention that her Heap is lost in the Middle of Nowhere
- surrounding herself with social cases and sucking all self-respect from them
- keeping her accounts to herself
- etc
J.A.R.V.I.S: Just A Rather Very Intelligent System (c)Marvel ... for
- living for free,
- grifting,
- frauding,
- smoke&mirroring,
- travelling,
- shrieking,
- bullsh*tting,
- exploiting volunteers,
- drinking,
- doing nothing,
- pink phone filming,
- colouring expensive
- noknickering,
- enabling,
- pretending she's pooAH
- Ms Pepperpot is her fanny-warmer
- wearing yellow as if she were the Roi-Soleil
- saying Paaahfekt 1000 times a day
- believing her sh*t taste is
- forgetting to mention that her Heap is lost in the Middle of Nowhere
- surrounding herself with social cases and sucking all self-respect from them
- keeping her accounts to herself
- etc
I think Tess likes to dress like sheās in Moulin Rouge or working in an old timey fancy bordello. She carries around that spooky doll because itās the vessel that contains whatās left of her soul.ā¦6. Tess looks miserable, she is a perfect example of how you can have looks and still not be attractive. Personality rules. And no, it does not help that she dresses like a tart, it screams look at me, and then her sour face says don't look at me! She will never be happy, she just want people to blame. I shall not visit Venice just right now...bet they are loud and embarrasing
FFS not Dan on his misogynistic "man flu" BS again. Dan, you're just a weakling who is underweight; go round to Dana's and ask her politely, and with respect (we know you struggle with that), to teach you how to cook a nourishing meal.
Danās new teeth look yellow 
It is truly a disgrace to spend that kind of money on a vase. Shame on you.Congratulations @Iolair for suggesting the thread title, and congratulations @Le Comte de Monte Cristo for writing such a hillarious quote.
Previously on The Stephanie Jarvis Comedy Show:
- Michael was last seen looking at Beatrix Potter water colour paintings.
- The long awaited Ardmore vase arrived. Then Stephanie Jarvis decided to clean the same attic space again, while Michael Potts and Philip Janssen did nothing.
- Stephanie Jarvis showed her gift givers, that she throws their gifts out with the rest of the trash, all while wearing a Dolce and Gabbana fugly kitty cat dress.
- According to Stephanie Jarvis, it's a good thing, that she cleaned the attic, before Mummykins arrived to the farm house, because imagine the fury she'd bring.
- When the attic was cleared Stephanie Jarvis was relieved, as it meant, she could now accept more gifts from her small YouTube channel "The Gift Grab".
- What a day to be alive...
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Clara Burnett
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Saturday at 8:39 AM
Many. She has even hired fancy lawyers in Paris to try and do something against Tattle, but they have made it clear it's almost impossible to take on as we are all anonymous. Ignore it was their advice. I had a great laugh knowing that advice cost her a lot of money and doesn't help her one little bit. On the other hand: it wasn't her money to spend anyway...
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Maple fairy
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Friday at 4:03 PM
Off topic! Well my absence of late is due to the addition of a new family member. Very busy with training, learning manners, furniture is not a chew toy, playing, feeding and cuddling this little being. Exhausting but so much fun!
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Clara Burnett
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Saturday at 6:49 AM
Faking love and laughter where there is none might seem like a lucrative idea to them but it will always come back to bite them. Stephanie Jarvis as well as her randomly picked lapdog Philip Janssen are both incapable of feeling love for anybody but themselves. In the past they both tried to hide that fact way more than they do now. Whatever he has on her better be worth it, because she surely has enough to throw him out with the trash. In her entourage bets are being placed on when that will happen, not unlike here actually.
She certainly did and was furious about it. She even put a formal message in to tattle, demanding it to be deleted. Good luck with that, Stephanie Jarvis.
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Luna20
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Friday at 1:05 PM
I couldn't reply in previous post but daaaaamn these sa art pieces.
Next to all the vacations she has been taken so far we should start counting her unnecessary purchases.
The indian stone thing ā¬6650
The SA art (all of the parcel) ā¬15000
If she would have focused on the royal dump first. 40000 in equipment
40000 in plants and trees
40000 in man power.
23000 in chandeliers and other crap from Denmark
6000 in daybed still in uk
16000 wallpapers
3000 morano chandelier
18000 panneling
This money would have been able to fund facade + heating + swimming pool + finish Gerry & Natti appartment.
She would not only able to finish all the above, but her patreons would have increased significantly as well as her youtube views and subscribers.
What a dumb witch, who surround herself with people who support her madness.
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Trengilly
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Friday at 3:46 PM
Yesterday, I was so very upset with the purchase of that 7000+ vase. I just couldn't believe the sheer level of ignorance of such a purchase in today's climate, and then to go an display it for the world to see. Discreet doesn't feature in Stephanie's vocabulary.
Without the risk of virtue signalling, because we all hate that here, but I spend a few hours each week repenting for some of my wayward actions in the past by volunteering at a food bank in Paris. I do the early morning shift on a Monday and Tuesday, when professionals and mothers are on their way to work, or the school drop off. Increasingly as of late, the food bank runs out of food essentials because the donations have decreased quite drastically due to the cost of living crisis. Less people to donate food because, they themselves, are watching their money. It's a first-come-first-served situation for everyone and people with the special circumstances are provided for with deliveries. This week we ran out of nappies, pasta, rice, breakfast cereals and tomato sauce - in my world that's oh so trivial, but to some of these people they were in tears because they just simply don't have the means to provide for their families as either their salaries aren't stretching far enough or they just aren't able to work at the moment. So they'll have to do the whole process again and wake up early to queue in line in the hope there is more available the following day. It's truly heart stopping stuff to witness. The stories I hear of people washing clothes once every two weeks, or not cooking anything on a stove because it uses too much energy, or people selling their white goods to raise money and just living off of microwaveable food....
Cut to Stephanie Jarvis buying this 7000+ vase.... you'll understand my upset. Stephanie is receiving so much on a weekly basis Ć la Marie Antoinette, whether it be her GAG channel, her AdSense revenue from YT, her BnB, her earning potential from her London flat, or her Patreon and yet she gives so very little back. I understand it would be entirely performative from Stephanie Jarvis to spotlight deprivation, but to her viewership, who regularly send her crap; she may possibly be opening their eyes to a situation they weren't aware of. All the while, generating kudos points for her public image.... I think Stephanie is sadly, trapped in a bubble of her own making and is unaware what is happening in the real world right now. I know in London it cost my Mother Ā£100 to fill up a tank of a small city car - which is unheard of.
Stephanie Jarvis will argue her channel offers escapism for her viewers, but Stephanie you are permanently escaping the reality of the world when you could be doing such good with your platform. Instead you are spending and spending other people's money to repair a building you couldn't afford to run in the first place. What's even more maddening is that Stephanie is a recipient of charity herself, via her poor little rich girl Patreon act and the money isn't being spent in a measured manner. It's all so infuriating, I think we all know here that Stephanie will not change her ways unless the law catches up with her. I'm still upset about that vase purchase. In 2020, I signed up as a Patreon on the lowest tier for 6 months. During which I cottoned on that she was a charlatan and yet I'm still angry I allowed myself to be duped by her deception. My money currently lines her pockets when I really should have been wise sooner and donated it to someone truly in need who is currently struggling to feed their unwashed school children.
It's all so sad making....
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So lovely lurkers, newbies, oldies and returnƩes. Always check the wiki, or add to it. Let's document the atrocities of Stephanie Jarvis, who couldn't legally take down Tattlers - I say the 15 tattlers strike again. LOL!
What will happen next on The Stephanie Jarvis Comedy Show?
- Will Mummykins arrive?
- Will Stephanie Jarvis be in Venice?
- Will Philip Janssen get the boot?
- Or do the toilets at Lalande have enough water pressure to avoid floaters?!
@Heathcliffe your pithy posts never disappoint!Such a pristine new thread to sully with my sentiments...I better go on a rant here; 1. THAT VASE! Now that is tit. really tasteless horrible tat, and shows the total lack of class in that shitoo. Someone here said a vase does not have to have something in it. I asked my wife and looked around our abode...she agrees with that, but I disagree. In my opinion you have cupboards of empty vases, then you pick one out when filling it with flowers. If empty, return to cupboard. My wife is a bit nouveaux riche (she married up) so she thinks a vase can stand there empty. 2. Stephanie courting TV channels. In my opinion rude. The reason; she gets her funds from patreons, yet she does not show them all she does before TV has shown it. It is utterly rude, her income is surely largely from patreon and they should always see things first and as they happen, as they are paying for it. 3. Michael Potts is getting older, and not aging like fine wine (unlike myself). Why? because his image is tussled and boyish, and that is not becoming for a middle aged man. He should try being naturally fit and hot like me without acting immature. 3. Is Nati preggers, I think so. 4. Why can nobody fill me in on Selmar, is he SO dull that there is nothing to tell? I will not watch, he creeps me out. 5. I like Dana, she is a fox. 6. Tess looks miserable, she is a perfect example of how you can have looks and still not be attractive. Personality rules. And no, it does not help that she dresses like a tart, it screams look at me, and then her sour face says don't look at me! She will never be happy, she just want people to blame. I shall not visit Venice just right now...bet they are loud and embarrasing
Sprog the Hedgehog, in honour of Herr Natti.
Unsurprising; beggars can't be choosersDanās new teeth look yellow
Thats called pity@Heathcliffe your pithy posts never disappoint!
Thanks to @Le Comte de Monte Cristo for the epigrammatic title. It's a good'un!
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