The Chateau Diaries #145 SJ settled for PhiPhi the cock whisperer & spoon collector It must be true love!

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She was doing somewhat well in UK but I feel her visiting her Mum in Norway didn't do her any good.
It depressed even me seeing her with her new family and lovely home, it felt like there was no place for Marie. Same with the grandma. They both seemed settled and wealthy enough, it felt like Marie is on her own and they don't seem to support her. From there it went downhill. She probably felt she deserved a vacation when she went to Scotland just to distract herself. And when she returned her editor quit and she run out of energy.
Manic depressive??
 
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@Lady Avonlea, thank you for posting the Patreon video here.
A couple take aways:
-Why don’t they trim the yellow tubes in the courtyard?
-Cuban coffee with guests, 3:00pm and Stephanie is in her bathrobe.
 
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@Lady Avonlea, thank you for posting the Patreon video here.
A couple take aways:
-Why don’t they trim the yellow tubes in the courtyard?
-Cuban coffee with guests, 3:00pm and Stephanie is in her bathrobe.
Fanny said she was going to get some big pots and have the bottoms cut out so they could go over the yellow pipes. Also said she was going to buy new seats for around the fountain. Surprised she hasn't bought them yet. Maybe she is too busy paying back 'borrowed' money from Patreon and can't afford them at the moment?
 
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Jason Doyouhearme (because I never stop talking)

Just from the opening frame, you know Fanny's going to be manic this patron vlog.
So SSB stayed in the Netherworld for 36 hs. She just had to come back to check the status of the English garden. Sorry PhiPhi, she missed your second performance because of... "work" :LOL:

And has no problem mocking the play with the real boys in the kitchen. That's a lady in love right there...
 
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Fanny said she was going to get some big pots and have the bottoms cut out so they could go over the yellow pipes. Also said she was going to buy new seats for around the fountain. Surprised she hasn't bought them yet. Maybe she is too busy paying back 'borrowed' money from Patreon and can't afford them at the moment?
Adding big pots to the circus she's already got going on there? My word...

So SSB stayed in the Netherworld for 36 hs. She just had to come back to check the status of the English garden. Sorry PhiPhi, she missed your second performance because of... "work" :LOL:
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Anyone could have watered, she missed his second performance because she couldn't stomach another go round...
Jason Doyouhearme (because I never stop talking)

Just from the opening frame, you know Fanny's going to be manic this patron vlog.
She knows everyone's sick of him in all the shots.. she kept him out of most of this..
 
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@Lady Avonlea, thank you for posting the Patreon video here.
A couple take aways:
-Why don’t they trim the yellow tubes in the courtyard?
-Cuban coffee with guests, 3:00pm and Stephanie is in her bathrobe.
I was wondering that about the tubes as well. It wouldn't have been too difficult to cut them at ground level and put caps on them.
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Other vlog takeaways:
- that 1960s upholstery dress is Philip's fault (he's definitely dressing her like grandmother)
- Marie has arrived "for a few days"
- was that Marie's flower wagon they pulled up in? Why drive 3 hours to pick her up when she's got her own wheels??
- what was shown of the marquis' salon looked great; Amaury has some skills.
 
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So little content, but yet:

Snorty - there were a few jokes at his expense:
  • Fanny, " Do you wish now you had come to the play?"
    Dan – "NO! I saw the best bits from Philip’s vlog"
  • Kat - Philip's weird little Dutch stuff goes in one corner
  • Snorty - struggling to carry a small stone garden statue
  • Fanny making the excuse that her new garden was more enticing than watching Snorty's play for a second night (Fanny hates flowers so what does that say about Snorty's play)
Marie - depressed my ass
  • FRK looked more like the cat that swallowed the canary when she arrived in the car with Snorty. Oh to be a fly on the wall of their conversation
Fanny
  • good thing she can water the trees in he mid-day sun, because that's the time she gets up
  • at €5.00 Snorty overpaid for Fanny's outfit
Amuary
  • sad to see him standing in the corner waiting on the Fanny & the dinner guests
  • happy to see Amuary & Dan drizzle each other's bananas.

It's always 5:00 O'clock somewhere at Chateau de Lalande
  • Snorty wants a Bacchus status in the garden
  • Wine with every meal
  • Kat finding the wine opener (behind the grubby door)
  • Snorty always with a glass in hand
  • Marie & Snorty arrive back - 'I'll meet you inside for a drink'
 

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After all this time, poor squirrel is still trying to win her heart.
This time by trying to place Daddy's statue somewhere.
This kid.

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@Lady Avonlea, thank you for posting the Patreon video here.
A couple take aways:
-Why don’t they trim the yellow tubes in the courtyard?
-Cuban coffee with guests, 3:00pm and Stephanie is in her bathrobe.
Thanks so much for posting! @Lady Avonlea and @Jules100 how funny. I thought first, disgusting water. Second I did like the way the plants are finally growing in. Third Fannys hairline looks like it’s receding, mine appears to be large in videos btw. Also, nightgown at 3? Who’s van was Marie driving? And did y’all notice the horrible pillows in The marquise room window seat? And after Anne Marie did that lovely bespoke woodwork she wants to tart it up with GoLD??? Shame on her!
 
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No love for the pear trees. How much $$$ down the drain were they?

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Much appreciated @Lady Avonlea for uploading the Patreon vlog. 🤗

Gone 2am here, so just a few observations:
• Daddy's pottery plaque in the greenhouse now named Henri, is stoneware, not terracotta, you uneducated plebeian twit.
• The courtyard trees get less water than the pebbles - so wasteful in a drought.
• The veins on Fanny's forehead are seriously prominent. Boxtox gone awry?
• Cyril is gardening? It's his work in the greenhouse? Thought Pavlina was the new gardener.
• Cyril adds apples to every dish it seems. So much for variety.
• Marie looks pale and wan.
• An afternoon walk in the village with Phi Phi? That doesn't constitute a relaxing getaway from her woes.
• Everyone talking over everyone while making Cuban coffee. Seriously bad sound and editing.
• Why is Fanny wearing a robe at 3pm? Just out of bed? No surprises there.
• During Cuban coffee time, in the background, what is Squirrel Boy handing to the woman he's with... is it a wad of Euros?
• No Fanny, the birds are not cute! They're freakish! Baby vultures are more cute than baby seagulls.

Good night all - be safe.
@Jules - hope your husband is doing okay. Best wishes to both of you. 😊
 
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The problem with Little Lord Fondletoy is that he sees himself as Fanny's consort, when in reality, he's nothing more than a male escort, and an extremely poor one at that.
He's only "poor" cos Fanny won't pay the going rate for French professionals, instead importing other Europeans at cutprice rates!
 
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Thanks so much for posting! @Lady Avonlea and @Jules100 how funny. I thought first, disgusting water. Second I did like the way the plants are finally growing in. Third Fannys hairline looks like it’s receding, mine appears to be large in videos btw. Also, nightgown at 3? Who’s van was Marie driving? And did y’all notice the horrible pillows in The marquise room window seat? And after Anne Marie did that lovely bespoke woodwork she wants to tart it up with GoLD??? Shame on her!
Agreed - the woodwork looks fabulous and Fanny wants to 'tart up' Amuary's craftsmanship and expensive wood with gold paint. It's a travesty and if I were Amuary I'd be royally pissed off.
 
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So little content, but yet:

Snorty - there were a few jokes at his expense:
  • Fanny, " Do you wish now you had come to the play?"
    Dan – "NO! I saw the best bits from Philip’s vlog"
  • Kat - Philip's weird little Dutch stuff goes in one corner
  • Snorty - struggling to carry a small stone garden statue
  • Fanny making the excuse that her new garden was more enticing than watching Snorty's play for a second night (Fanny hates flowers so what does that say about Snorty's play)
Marie - depressed my ass
  • FRK looked more like the cat that swallowed the canary when she arrived in the car with Snorty. Oh to be a fly on the wall of their conversation
Fanny
  • good thing she can water the trees in he mid-day sun, because that's the time she gets up
  • at €5.00 Snorty overpaid for Fanny's outfit
Amuary
  • sad to see him standing in the corner waiting on the Fanny & the dinner guests
  • happy to see Amuary & Dan drizzle each other's bananas.

It's always 5:00 O'clock somewhere at Chateau de Lalande
  • Snorty wants a Bacchus status in the garden
  • Wine with every meal
  • Kat finding the wine opener (behind the grubby door)
  • Snorty always with a glass in hand
  • Marie & Snorty arrive back - 'I'll meet you inside for a drink'
Noticed Marie said the church looked pretty and that there were several places with “potential” behind it. Looks like she wants to live there and open a business there. I think she wants to be affiliated with Lalande but doesn’t want to be trapped there without a car and have to cook dinner.
 
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Jason Doyouhearme (because I never stop talking)

Just from the opening frame, you know Fanny's going to be manic this patron vlog.
I don't know why Phyllis went to Marie, nor why they went to town together. Why wouldn't Fanny want to spend the day with her dear friend?
 
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I don't know why Phyllis went to Marie, nor why they went to town together. Why wouldn't Fanny want to spend the day with her dear friend?
Her highness was probably still sleeping. Nice to see that Marie has her car.
 
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