The Chateau Diaries #145 SJ settled for PhiPhi the cock whisperer & spoon collector It must be true love!

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T Rex
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Friday at 10:05 AM
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Marquis de Potpourri said:
Poor SJ settled for PhiPhi the Cock whisperer and spoon collector! It must be true love! :sick: :geek:

I'd like to nominate this for a 🧵 , courtesy of @Marquis de Potpourri, "SJ settled for PhiPhi the Cock whisperer and spoon collector! It must be true love!"

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Clara Burnett
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Friday at 11:12 PM
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Sparrowsfart said:
Clara does Stephanie realise her voice is not very good while she is lapping up this polite praise? Or does she really think her voice is wonderful?

She really does because everybody around her say so. Nobody in their right mind would want to upset the poor girl by confronting her with the truth.

Kickintheass said:

@Clara Burnett Do you have the inside story on the missing bumper? Who did what?

From what I've heard it was Dan who drove the car in a ditch at night and by trying to get it out the bumper came off. He could be covering for someone else though. I know Armoir has a problem with drunk driving and he's not the only one.

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Clara Burnett
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Today at 12:28 AM
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Princess and the Pea said:
If you have any exprerience of narcissistic abuse you will know that it is not just as easy as that. I know. It is likened to suffering PTSD. I am not a wimp or had mental health issues before my misfortune to encounter Mr Narc but it certainly left me with them.
I am tiring of blaming the victim & not the perpetrator. Fanny took her in under her wing, little girly chats getting all the gen on Marie's past. Not just befriended her but made her the BFF. For someone with low self esteem this is heady stuff. For a person to do that to someone when they have confided their past is nothing short of disgusting. Fanny tired of her, dropped her, made her feel in the way - that she needed her florist studio blah blah. We can see that Marie is a nitwit for falling for the flattery - but Fanny was her saviour, her heroine. That her cooking was great. That she looked so pretty. All BS.
The realisation of what has been done takes time. The deliberate change of plans coming back from Italy to avoid her possibly visiting the chateau. The calls not returned, promises made & broken, Natti raised up to BFF, Pavlina given her studio..slowly slowly the pennies dropping that she has been dropped from a great height. No floral business, no tagging onto La Lande's coat tails - few years older, still no love of her life, broke & abandoned. It's sad IMO.

I do very much agree. No matter how we feel about FRK and her ways to beg for more money, she has been turned into a perfect victim of Stephanie Jarvis, perfect for Stephanie Jarvis that is. As I expect it, we will get the blame for what happened to FRK because we were pretty harsh in our rejection of her grifting, but it's more than likely Stephanie Jarvis role (rather significant) will be completely overlooked and not just by the army of guerilla grannies she conducts. I personally would like to see to her getting what she deserves, but like you say, it's heavy stuff and will probably not land where it is supposed to land.

Imperious Me said:

Why did she leave LaLande in the first place? Does anyone know? One week she was posting something positive about life, next thing she's leaving? I never did figure out what went down...

It wasn't a sudden departure at all, it had been in the works for months and months. She even dragged it out a bit, imho. Basically, her position at the HMN was made impossible by the Snorting Cameltoe's rise up the ladder; he really can't stand her. Then again, this is what always happens to people overstaying their welcome at Jarvis' HMN: they get pushed out by a new flavor of the month and nobody will remember who they were, no matter how liked they thought they were before. It will happen to Snorts too.

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Clara Burnett
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Yesterday at 11:07 PM
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CountessPompidoo said:
is SJ clever enough to follow Colleen Rooney’s lead and start a rumour to see if it’s reported here ?

That is actually a "game" a lot of the peeps in her entourage who want to know who I am are playing. Which is why I usually only report things when I have heard it from different sources, so I at least know it's a wider spread rumor and can't be traced back. It's a minefield to navigate indeed...

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Clara Burnett
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Today at 12:50 AM
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billybudd said:
I think Marie's talking suicide and grifting is very disturbing and maybe we should lay off.

Maybe she should lay off herself? Maybe we should come down even harder on the one person who truly caused much of this misery? I agree with you that the situation FRK is in is very disturbing, but at the same time I find it disturbing that the people that are suppose to be helping her (like Nicky, who has offered her the house she's in now) can't prevent the girl from exposing herself even more. It's time for an intervention, surely. And where is FRK's mother in all this?

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Thursday at 11:52 PM
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M&MsMom said:
Yes, that's what I saw....and then, of course, Stephanie said that Davey told her that they'd only have to water these plants for two years and that she didn't need to invest in any sort of permanent irrigation system. None of those plants take care of themselves, except for maybe some of the shrubs they've planted, but even they'll need water after two years. None of them are native plants - except maybe that hedge thing that Dan moved to the area - and there will be times, especially during the hot summer months, when they will have to water once a week, even when that garden is established......if it ever gets to that point.

Actually from what I've heard there's already massive damage to what they have planted, due to pests and woodland creatures coming to dinner. She's trying to cover that fact up (obviously) by saying it all looks so wonderful but there's already gaps appearing in the planting scheme and summer hasn't even started. I would not be surprised if this was one of the last times she will give that area a front seat in her flogs as it will become more and more clear in which direction it's growing and it ain't gonna be pretty.

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Stephanie still scrapping the bottom of the barrel for content & more screw you Tattlers.
  • Gold star to Spud - keep waking everyone up at 4:30 a.m. ⭐🐓
  • What a palaver to hang 4 hooks in the bathroom - hope Snorty didn't break a nail 🖕
  • Sadly it looks like Snorty is there to stay - purposely displaying their robes hanging together
  • Booze 🍷🍸🍹
    • that's quite the cocktail corner Fanny has in her boudoir!
    • Rose Corner - day drinking with the guests - how civilized
    • why is Snorty always holding a glass?
  • Grant - nice to see someone with a work ethic (watch and learn Snorty) 🐏
  • Amuary - looks absolutely knackered!😩
  • Natti - has 2 jobs: Guests & Grabeaux and she couldn't remember a Car Rally showing up??? I wish she could blame it on pregnancy fog, but I don't think she's pregnant.
  • Car Rally - don't think they even offered the car rally folks a nice glass of lemonade on a hot day
  • Snorty - waste of time & space
    • can't speak French very well, but let him give a tour to a group of native French speakers
    • can't lift the stones
    • can't serve the guests (thinks he's a guest)
  • Red Car 🚗 - Snorty, if you want a red car, maybe your pseudo Mummy Darling Fanny can repair the Jag?
  • Cyril - chicken dinner looked delicious!
  • Dan - still hiding his teeth! 😁
  • Birthday Parties - may I never be so desperate as to want to celebrate my birthday at the shiteau - especially with that lot of under-sexed, horny, menopausal cacklers!!! 🎂

$64,000 Question - WHY IS NIC LARKIN AT THE SHITEAU???
  • ❤ An intervention with Fanny? (Snorty is leaving for the Netherlands, so time to change the locks and pack up his things!!!)
  • (y) A meeting with the accountant? (How badly HAS Fanny fu*ked up the accounts?)
  • 😢 A meeting with the bank? (Fanny, what do you mean you've spent all the money on pretty things and we need a loan?)
  • :sick: A meeting with the tax man? (Not again Fanny!!! Just like the UK, I need to sort out your outstanding taxes?)
  • 😡 All of the above!
 
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I have been out all day and its 4.30 in the afternoon and still....... no accountant or Dan's Fangs!!!

Yeah...... why was Nic Baghead there?????
 
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I have been out all day and its 4.30 in the afternoon and still....... no accountant or Dan's Fangs!!!

Yeah...... why was Nic Baghead there?????
Isn't bag head unemployed??? Maybe he's using some time to do somethings in his vacation home??? Or he could be trying out a work from home gig there...His wife works from home... Maybe they want to move to the heap to save money... It's finally finished paid for and in an area with a lesser cost of living... Anton should be on summer break soon... They can all move then... Probably wants to keep an eye on the Skankster so they don't lose the heap to her bleeping up...
 
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Apparently Dr Dilbert thought Dans teeth were in excellent condition but recommended his gums should be removed.
 
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Fanny is currently all over her v log comments on YouTube, within seconds of comments being posted. She had inserted hearts and emojis all over the place and is eagerly pushing her love and laughter agenda in any response she makes. I am sure she is busy deleting any critical comments moments after they are posted. Fanny suddenly seems very concerned about policing the comments on her v log herself. Smoke and mirrors Fanny! That’s so LaLande!
 
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Good grief! You tattlers rattled through #144!! I barely have had time to read it all and it's on with the next. Been busy welcoming my newly acquired retiree brebis.
 
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The 25-year-old pissing money away...

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When Fanny finally kicks Snorts out from the Shittoo, it will take several moving vans to remove all his furniture, china, and mountains of tat he has squirreled away at the Shittoo. Surely, he would need one moving van for all his hedgehog paraphenalia alone.

I think removing him from the Shittoo will be a much more arduous task for Fanny than with her previous Shittoo paramours, workaway dalliances, disgruntled volunteers and employees, who could simply pack a suitcase or duffel bag and be shuffled away or escorted off the premises by a Jarvis family member or her 2 co-owners.

Sending Phi Phi packing could provide content for several videos. Fanny could call it The Phi Phi Farewell Chronicles. Snorts could do a video on how to safely pack and transport china and ceramics, using stuffed hedgehogs as cushioning for breakables.

Fanny could do a video on them dividing up her clothing between her and snorts.

Fanny could have a 3rd video in which Phi Phi had to search the Shittoo to find all the items that Fanny had hidden from Phi Phi to keep for herself. Fanny could hide chocolates (that she herself did not like or want) for him to find along the way to give him sustenance and provide a light hearted Easter egg hunt ambiance.

The final video could be a quasi mock court situation where Snorts and Fanny would present arguments on who should rightfully own disputed items from the Shittoo that were acquired during their time together. The jury would consist of Ruby, the peahens, Ian the builder, Nancy the hen, and the sun eater. Nasty Nutty would serve as the court officer. The woman who has the v logs calling out Fanny‘s ridiculous behaviors would be the judge. Amaury would build the courtroom setting with the left over Grand Salon paneling and it would be filmed for the channel 4 DIY 2023 season.
 
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Fanny is currently all over her v log comments on YouTube, within seconds of comments being posted. She had inserted hearts and emojis all over the place and is eagerly pushing her love and laughter agenda in any response she makes. I am sure she is busy deleting any critical comments moments after they are posted. Fanny suddenly seems very concerned about policing the comments on her v log herself. Smoke and mirrors Fanny! That’s so LaLande!
I can't bear reading all the gushing dribble that the fans blubber about. It's sick making. All for someone they have never met nor probably ever will.
 
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Oh..... I did not know that .Mmmmmm
I posted a while back that it appeared that his business has been dissolved. Fanny has been making trips to the bank recently - Nic & Marie were there at Xmas which is the only time over previous years that the owners are all together. Nic was in Venice too. So am guessing lots of talk might have been taking place about releasing funds from the millstone round his neck?
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When Fanny finally kicks Snorts out from the Shittoo, it will take several moving vans to remove all his furniture, china, and mountains of tat he has squirreled away at the Shittoo. Surely, he would need one moving van for all his hedgehog paraphenalia alone.

I think removing him from the Shittoo will be a much more arduous task for Fanny than with her previous Shittoo paramours, workaway dalliances, disgruntled volunteers and employees, who could simply pack a suitcase or duffel bag and be shuffled away or escorted off the premises by a Jarvis family member or her 2 co-owners.

Sending Phi Phi packing could provide content for several videos. Fanny could call it The Phi Phi Farewell Chronicles. Snorts could do a video on how to safely pack and transport china and ceramics, using stuffed hedgehogs as cushioning for breakables.

Fanny could do a video on them dividing up her clothing between her and snorts.

Fanny could have a 3rd video in which Phi Phi had to search the Shittoo to find all the items that Fanny had hidden from Phi Phi to keep for herself. Fanny could hide chocolates (that she herself did not like or want) for him to find along the way to give him sustenance and provide a light hearted Easter egg hunt ambiance.

The final video could be a quasi mock court situation where Snorts and Fanny would present arguments on who should rightfully own disputed items from the Shittoo that were acquired during their time together. The jury would consist of Ruby, the peahens, Ian the builder, Nancy the hen, and the sun eater. Nasty Nutty would serve as the court officer. The woman who has the v logs calling out Fanny‘s ridiculous behaviors would be the judge. Amaury would build the courtroom setting with the left over Grand Salon paneling and it would be filmed for the channel 4 DIY 2023 season.
Wait…was this moving truck spotted outside the farmhouse? 😆

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She has deleted hundreds of comments and blocked dozens of people from commenting on her V log. The princess Fanny is a little sensitive about truthful commentary showing up in the comments. It would spoil her smoke and mirrors fantasy bubble that she makes hundreds of thousands of dollars off of yearly.
 
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