The Chateau Diaries #145 SJ settled for PhiPhi the cock whisperer & spoon collector It must be true love!

[Princess and the Pea]

Although younger thinner men aren’t my type, we do know that he has manners or at least compassion as he was the one who went to greet Selmar, also he drove to gather Marie most prob after seeing her cry for help money !

Lapdogs tend to jump when their owners whistle...servants usually follow their mistress' orders...those who know which side their bread is buttered usually don't bite the hand that butters that bread...

 

[Sparrowsfart]

I did, I felt so horrible for him and honestly they seemed like they must have caused him pain. My husband and son who brush floss go to dentist every 6 months have such troubles so I don’t blame or make a joke re bad teeth, I get it!


It was elective surgery for weight loss 24k so my insurance would not cover it , unless I was unemployed. Then the government insurance would. ( Medicaid)


I hate those pigeon blood stairs, it makes me want to go hunting for pigeons

How are you doing after your surgery?

Dear god, alert interpol

For a super fan he can't even spell La Lande correctly

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Dear god, alert interpol

Alright, Americans, now’s our chance! Close the borders!!! Keep Dauphin Dubey in Europe!

 

[Irish Lou]

Thought y’all might enjoy knowing the financial post is up on Patreon! I kid - more stupid sh**

Has someone posted the link to this?

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Name suggestion for a certain annoying 'art dealer'.......Jason Dubey-ous !

 

[Jules100]

Name suggestion for a certain annoying 'art dealer'.......Jason Dubey-ous !

Jason Du-youseeme

 

[Fennelbug]

I would tie him to a tree and when I got desperate I would eat him! No time for sex in an emergency!

I ‘d let the land crabs get him- they looove earthworms

 

[M&MsMom]

Jason Du-I-Get-On-Your-Nerves

 

[Trengilly]

Jason Du-I-Get-On-Your-Nerves

Jason Du-I-Seem-Insecure-Much

 

[CountessPompidoo]

I think he is lying. Just to not have us tattlers criticising him for spending all the money instead of investing it in the house. Why would a turkish dentist know of him at all? They got plenty of customers just like that. It's an established thing for people to travel there and get their teeth done. Dan's video certainly wasn't a good advertising anyway. If he really gave him a discount he probably regreted it the moment he saw Dans video. Just ridiculous.

Smoke and mirrors as our beloved Clara says. He wanted his teeth fixed. Possibly after reading comments here. Possibly because he now views himself single. On the market if not already ‘Katchered’. Or both.
In any event, IF he did it for content he’s as mad as a box of frogs and as loco as the rest of them in the shitooo
Or he’s just a Pratt who’s believes he’s a Vlog God

 

[suthern_lurker]

I would push him back out into the ocean.
But, could you imagine him on Survivor?!

I don’t think he’d make it through the interview/try out!!!

 

[mrsp67]

But he is also the one who called her horseface. Maybe he felt guilty about how he has treated her and try to wash his hands clean

Exactly, he’s still a baby, my son who still lives with us is older lol! I told him about Phi phi and SJ he said gross lol, she can be him MOM

Smoke and mirrors as our beloved Clara says. He wanted his teeth fixed. Possibly after reading comments here. Possibly because he now views himself single. On the market if not already ‘Katchered’. Or both.
In any event, IF he did it for content he’s as mad as a box of frogs and as loco as the rest of them in the shitooo
Or he’s just a Pratt who’s believes he’s a Vlog God

Could be “ sponsored” by our SJ or her famous Israeli cook/ neighbor

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

@Imperious Me, you are not the only one that asked the question. We have an answer.

@Imperious Me
Sunday at 4:29 PM
#869
Ermm... did Percy paint all his tools blue??


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smolpuppyo'love
2 days ago
I'm wondering if all of the tools have been painted blue on one side....

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The Chateau Diaries
2 days ago
They have

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smolpuppyo'love
2 days ago
@The Chateau Diaries I'm dying here! Hahaha

Sooooo, what you are saying is that imperius and smoll are the same person?
Cool…..

 

[Jules100]

Jason Du-I-Seem-Insecure-Much

Jason Du-YouWannaBuyAPoster

 

[Trollda]

Thought y’all might enjoy knowing the financial post is up on Patreon! I kid - more stupid sh**

Fannys bottom teeth look a bigger mess than Dans were.

 

[jojonz]

THanks for teh heads up re Journey to Chateau and Patreon, another off my list to watch.

Philip and his Darling re Stephanine is that copying Billy and his always calling Gwen darling??? Billy's sounds more honest than his.

 

[Isabelle6541]

My favorite part of the Patreon video is this -

"It is good to know I can go away for 36 hours and everything is still alive" - SJ

Nice slap in the face to the people doing all of the heavy lifting around the farm.

(I would post it but I am not on Wifi. I have tried. Sorry!)

 

[suthern_lurker]

The nurse that my brother spoke to in his area said that the antigen/home tests were not showing positives in people at all and that he had covid and to call for medical help if his temp went above 104 .
My brother had been testing daily and my mom and I ( other side of the country ) were trying to find a place for him to get a PCR test as he was so sick.

I hope he got some medicine. The Dr.’s here won’t prescribe what is known to help- its such a shame!

 

[shaken&stirred]

Although younger thinner men aren’t my type, we do know that he has manners or at least compassion as he was the one who went to greet Selmar, also he drove to gather Marie most prob after seeing her cry for help money !

Those types of tasks keep his hand and long nails clean.

 

[Imperious Me]

Dear god, alert interpol

Oh my, what a name dropper... embarrassment! Does this mean we can take the P this weekend?