Surely that keyring is 10 years old! She looks about 60. Is she going to spend the holiday trotting about with it attached to her belt loop and a mini blue boat in her hand? What strange strange behaviour
Tasha & tanya #49 Battle of the birthdays, Tan's in a panic trying to think of ways to outdo the titanic
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With Captain Bird's Eye,now he's a handsome silver fox! She has a "special" relationship with him as she buys so many of his products and passes them off as her ownShe doesn’t half waste money on tat. The keys to the boat she’s hiring will be on key ring that floats and what the hell does she need a captains log for? Is she sailing to America
Just incase anyone wants to text thick Tanya 
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Dick head!!!Just incase anyone wants to text think Tanya
Wtf does she look like 
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Wtf does she look like
. And I’m not exactly high fashion, but even I would steer well clear of a clothing brand calling themselves ‘threadbare’ . It’s like something they would come up with on a particularly bad Apprentice episode It's a sad life when you have to make your own 50th birthday stuff as you've got no mates
I can't unsee that nowIt's honey g from the x factor
It actually takes us suggesting she includes the dogs on her drink-drive lunchtime pub shenanigans for her to actually include them 
Yet more proof she reads here. Would have loved to have been sat next to her as she got her bleeping dog bed out . Have never seen any normal dog walker take a dog bed into a pub, but then she is #extra…#extrasimple
Yet more proof she reads here. Would have loved to have been sat next to her as she got her bleeping dog bed out . Have never seen any normal dog walker take a dog bed into a pub, but then she is #extra…#extrasimple 
Always knew she looked like someone
That’s cheered me right up. My baby is in hospital with Covid and that’s given me a giggle
Sorry your baby is poorly, bloody COVID
hope you’re doing ok xJeez Tran is pulling out all the stops today isn’t she? Next she will miraculously have a “friend”round for Sunday tea! (she would have to drag them off the street first)
Dick head!!!Just incase anyone wants to text think Tanya
Oh no, I hope he is able to come home soon. Wishing him better soon.
Hope your little one is on the mend soon
I have just come home from a pub lunch, with friends and we was laughing at a table that kept taking photos of each other and the food, then the drinks, then the dessert. Reminded me of these two arseholes.
It’s my 50th next year and we was planning where we wanted to go, my friends are also turning 50.
We are going to go to Rome. Shall I started getting my keyring’s now.
It’s my 50th next year and we was planning where we wanted to go, my friends are also turning 50.
We are going to go to Rome. Shall I started getting my keyring’s now.
Oh yes, and whilst you are at it, get yourself some little models of Pisa and the Colosseum that you can display on your bed from time to time, you know, just in case someone should forget where you are goingI have just come home from a pub lunch, with friends and we was laughing at a table that kept taking photos of each other and the food, then the drinks, then the dessert. Reminded me of these two arseholes.
It’s my 50th next year and we was planning where we wanted to go, my friends are also turning 50.
We are going to go to Rome. Shall I started getting my keyring’s now.
Oh no hope he's on the mend soon
I was thinking of dressing like a Roman, and I’ll only eat pizza and spaghetti BologneseOh yes, and whilst you are at it, get yourself some little models of Pisa and the Colosseum that you can display on your bed from time to time, you know, just in case someone should forget where you are going
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