Tasha & tanya #49 Battle of the birthdays, Tan's in a panic trying to think of ways to outdo the titanic
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Wtf is traditional lemonade?! Perhaps I'm not as fancy as Tan
These two and their lack of ability to spell correctly infuriates me. So Tran is having frusilli, not fusilli. Trash is watching MoonNight, not Moon Knight. The other night Tran was watching Backlight, not Blacklight. Don't get me started on the lack of commas and full stops. Also, when on earth are they going to put a stop to the frivolous spending and gluttony? An Asda, Tesco and Iceland shop full of crap for Trash. Flower deliveries, ready meals that cost the earth, takeaways and every shite overpriced item that M&S or Emma Bridgewater sell for Tran. I dread to think what their overdrafts are like each month!!!
And OMG I’m SO glad that Tran is ‘SO cosy’ and that she ‘SO’ recommends the Nigella Lawson recipe she’s actually managed to cook tonight.
Looks like tan has gone back to correct it - maybe reading here
She definitely reads here. She only walks the dogs when she’s reminded to by one of us. 
. Calls us trolls yet can’t keep away, can you 🦧?!
. Calls us trolls yet can’t keep away, can you 🦧?!
She is so dumb. Go do some dusting tash.
Yet it your house is never clean! I bet she hasn't done the grout or binned those grimy eat letters!
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Of course Tran noticed the new vodka that Tash happened to purchase but made the classier decision to choose the gin.
The TRANsparency of the woman is truly breathtaking
The TRANsparency of the woman is truly breathtaking
She has had herself a key ring made, with Tanya’s 50th on it!!!
bleeping hell. I am not knocking a trip on the Norfolk broads. I have done it, and it’s a gorgeous place. But not sure it’s somewhere I would go for my 50th. She even has a random wanting to meet for a coffee. bleeping weirdos.
Trashbags kitchen is looking even more dirty, her food looks tit.
bleeping hell. I am not knocking a trip on the Norfolk broads. I have done it, and it’s a gorgeous place. But not sure it’s somewhere I would go for my 50th. She even has a random wanting to meet for a coffee. bleeping weirdos.
Trashbags kitchen is looking even more dirty, her food looks tit.
Why even mention the vodka unless it's subtle one-up manship?
I don't post a photo of my ravioli and say "I was going to buy the lasagne but decided on this instead"
I don't post a photo of my ravioli and say "I was going to buy the lasagne but decided on this instead"
Trannys got no friends so she has to get her own 50th memorabilia. Embarrassing.
Another sly dig at Trash which will go over Trash’s head as usual.
Do Taco and Tan ever go abroad? I know it’s been tricky over the last couple of years but I’m amazed they don’t have weekends away in Europe. More insta-braggy and often cheaper than staying the the UK!
Probably can’t afford it. Spent to much on Emma bridge water and bottles of champagne. Plus who would tend to the lawns whilst they’re abroad
She might become Tanya’s first friend
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