Tasha & tanya #49 Battle of the birthdays, Tan's in a panic trying to think of ways to outdo the titanic
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Tasha waking up at 5am looking for her Mother’s Day cards so she can take a photo for the gram before Tanya
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Why does she need another fresh pair of mum pjs?! So they can go in a cupboard on Monday and she'll buy new ones next year
Who wants to bet Trashy has a card with ' Mummy' on it?
Yep she will have a mummy card as they are kiddies when it suits her.
Tan will have some EB shite
Even when Tan is trying to come across a kind person, she fails.
How old is that photo of her 3 kids together. What a shame.
Mind you I can’t talk, my youngest isn’t
speaking to me. Teenagers are absolute fuckers!!
Parenting is not easy, life isn’t easy. Yet with these two, you would think mice in waistcoats and birds with bow ties help them with their housework.
How old is that photo of her 3 kids together. What a shame.
Mind you I can’t talk, my youngest isn’t
speaking to me. Teenagers are absolute fuckers!!
Parenting is not easy, life isn’t easy. Yet with these two, you would think mice in waistcoats and birds with bow ties help them with their housework.
Tanzi making it obvious she reads here, this week people have mentioned that she doesn't mention her own mum or seeing her son on mother's day. Hey tanzi when you read this will you give taco his balls back and stop being a massive passive aggressive bellend thank you 
Thinking of everyone who will find today tough
Thinking of everyone who will find today tough
How much tit has that woman shoved in her face? Seriously.
Bet Tash gets breakfast in bed from the kiddies (that she made herself and took back to bed) and it will be delish 
I’m howling, as someone who hasn’t seen her mum in over 7 years and also someone who’s been bed bound for two months with hyperemesis this has made my day. Her daughters didn’t buy that
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Think she was meant to put “lots of son kisses” for her sloppy dogs to lick her mugIt’s the “special requests” for me
Lots of daughter kisses. That’s so weird. I get it from a baby/child but too late teens are going to
Keep kissing their mum
It's got her handwriting on it too. Ffs.
Short and sweet today as off out with my family to London (no pics needed, just quality time), but had to pop on to say Tran, it would be more believable if you, like, actually included the person who cooked the breakfast, rather than just a plate of food (yawn). Cos that’s what most normal people would do, but perhaps you can’t cos she didn’t actually cook it 
Oh and what fat pig eats Greggs, fish and battered sausage all in the space of a few hours. I know I’ve seen her do it before but Trash’s gluttony never ceases to amaze me. Her insides must be rotten
Oh and what fat pig eats Greggs, fish and battered sausage all in the space of a few hours. I know I’ve seen her do it before but Trash’s gluttony never ceases to amaze me. Her insides must be rotten
Maybe it should read lots of eye rollsIt’s the “special requests” for me
Lots of daughter kisses. That’s so weird. I get it from a baby/child but too late teens are going to
Keep kissing their mum
It’s just gone 11am and 
has posted 3 times already including the Mummy card!
Don’t let’s go there with the other idiot and the breakfast in bed that she more than likely made herself!
Happy Mothers Day one and all, and to anyone who finds this day difficult much love
has posted 3 times already including the Mummy card!Don’t let’s go there with the other idiot and the breakfast in bed that she more than likely made herself!
Happy Mothers Day one and all, and to anyone who finds this day difficult much love
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