And she’s tidied away before getting into said best bed ever!
Although did she put the dishwasher on tonight?
Tasha & tanya #49 Battle of the birthdays, Tan's in a panic trying to think of ways to outdo the titanic
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Although did she put the dishwasher on tonight?that’s the reason I can’t sleep tonight! Because I don’t know if Tanya put the dishwasher onAnd she’s tidied away before getting into said best bed ever!
that’s the reason I can’t sleep tonight! Because I don’t know if Tanya put the dishwasher on
It’s fine just use my patented Trashford insomnia technique
. Guaranteed to bore you into a deep slumber 
Oh and bleeping ‘lawns’
. I have friends with literal acres (and we are lucky enough to have half) who don’t even say that let alone bung it on the socials. Plus that dinner
. Where is the veg 
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To be fair you reminded me before bed to put the dishwasher onthat’s the reason I can’t sleep tonight! Because I don’t know if Tanya put the dishwasher on
So Tash has a 4 day week this week. Last week she seemed to work 2 days? As of course changing the hottub was more important. How on earth do they manage
Four day working week my a*se! Is that an hour a day? Or does she count doing admin or going shopping as a working day?
Bet tran the man is fuuuummmiiiing that trash bag actually has friends who generally seem to like her and have a good time with
Tbf it always seems to be that friend called nessiebears. Mind you it’s one more than Tan’s got.
Just wait she’ll be doing to dinner with no3 before we know itTbf it always seems to be that friend called nessiebears. Mind you it’s one more than Tan’s got.
Will it be her eating opposite a mirror?Just wait she’ll be doing to dinner with no3 before we know it
Bet she will set her phone timer so she can do a boomerang of her clinking glasses with herself with her hands that look like she died 3 weeks ago
No food pics from the London trip yet.
They look like a pair of lesbians.
They look like a pair of lesbians.
has the takeaway and dishwasher on standby tonight! 
Nah even her reflection doesn't like her
All I see is Scrat from Ice age when Trash takes a selfie
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never lives in the moment. Constantly had to post photos when she’s out or doing something.
This is so true. And it is so odd, because she is not even actually part of the insta generation. I am roughly 5-7 years younger than her and none of my friends do this as we remember how to enjoy ourselves without constantly having to take pictures to prove it happened. The only people I know who do this are mid 20s and younger. I find it so strange that a woman her age needs to constantly be validated in her boring little life by sharing it….
Of all the cocktail bars in London, Tash goes to the Alchemist because Tanya went to the Portsmouth one two days ago 
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Why do they bum over priced cocktailsOf all the cocktail bars in London, Tash goes to the Alchemist because Tanya went to the Portsmouth one two days ago
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