That pasta looks like it has gone off and has some nuclear mould growing on it 
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So she claims to have spent so much time making that cheese sludge (and money!) just to butcher that dish like that! Unbelievable!!
My husband is a secondary school teacher he's been told it's not just going to be target grades and mocks but also progress from over the years or something I switched off at some point as he was having a rant at about 20 other different things at the same timeI'm imagining a shed full of themed prom stuff now that's got to sit there festering away until it's Olivia's turnwonder how she will do exam results day? Can't gush about all the hard work paying off with the results can she! (I have a year 11 daughter too. We accept there was no hard work involved
just target grades and past mocks)
When I was having a 🦧 browse the other week I saw her post for her daughters results day. Balloons and everything! Except they had lucky tit written on them! And she'd #lucky tit too!
40 minutes that rank looking Mac n Cheese has been up and the only person to comment is H2B and that’s probably because she’s using his Instagram!
Jeeez! That is vile. Who puts wotsits on bleeping mac 'n' cheese?! Criminal! It looks like a coronary in a tray! I may never look at wotsits the same 
That is actually what I was thinking and thought when she first started banging on about her"outdoor cinema" They are a br
She has done it againOh do me a favour, she has actually put wotsits on her pasta!!!
and cooked something a 14 year old would be proud of !!
Ahh thank you for that! Good to know! I'm sureMy husband is a secondary school teacher he's been told it's not just going to be target grades and mocks but also progress from over the years or something I switched off at some point as he was having a rant at about 20 other different things at the same time
will be pleased when she sees this too What. The . Actual. Fuckity. duck. Has. She. Done. To. That. Meal ?
Why ? I don't get it ? Why ?
I feel like that's something my 8 yr old would produce with his dad
Why ? I don't get it ? Why ?
I feel like that's something my 8 yr old would produce with his dad
Stay classy 🦧
Where the heck does she get these recipes?
Where the heck does she get these recipes?
I don't know how true it is so I don't want to get peoples hopes upAhh thank you for that! Good to know! I'm sure
but I think it's to make it more fair as unfortunately there are some teachers out there who will cheat just to make themselves look goodWhat. The . Actual. Fuckity. duck. Has. She. Done. To. That. Meal ?
Why ? I don't get it ? Why ?
I feel like that's something my 8 yr old would produce with his dad
can just imagine the mushy wotsits when you have to eat that. Poor Del must have been gagging. That is a perfectly fine “fun” dish for children to make and experiment with in the kitchen, because let’s face it. Kids like weird things. I once au paired for a girl who would like her banana bread with ketchup. She would probably enjoy the dinner that Tanya has servedI have already mentioned this already this evening but now fear I may become obsessed. I can't get the image of the Wotsit Mac and cheese out of my head.
Why? What will be next I wonder? Prawn 
cocktail with a scattering of Skips.Wotsits mac and cheese.. duck me i’ve seen it all now!
Looks absolutely minging.
but of course the sap thinks it’s sooooooo delicious
And surely that person asking for the recipe is taking the piss?!
And since when did Trash have a villa in spain? she makes things up in her head and believes them, like the invisible hot tub.
Looks absolutely minging.
but of course the sap thinks it’s sooooooo delicious
And surely that person asking for the recipe is taking the piss?!
And since when did Trash have a villa in spain? she makes things up in her head and believes them, like the invisible hot tub.
I think she is trying to be misleading. I took it as her and her family’s favorite villa aka the one they went to last summer (think it was last year?) not that it belongs to her family. Feel like she is intentionally trying to make it sound like she owns one by saying Spain is her second home since childhood. Maybe she is not as dumb as we think and is borrowing leaf from orangutans jungleWotsits mac and cheese.. duck me i’ve seen it all now!
Looks absolutely minging.
but of course the sap thinks it’s sooooooo delicious
And surely that person asking for the recipe is taking the piss?!
And since when did Trash have a villa in spain? she makes things up in her head and believes them, like the invisible hot tub.
take a break magazines
Why the duck does think you need flatbread with paella? Am I missing something vital? Is the rice not enough? Especially after her huge nibbles starter and her humongous lunch! Then she has a bleeping huge tub of Ben n Jerry's! 
As for the other fattyflump dropping her orange hair schemed wotsits all over her bowl of vomit...I mean dinner!
Then.... I mean then.......
Sorry I'm on one. She has to mention that she is IN bed ...been reading have you monkey chops?...
with the dog...
and I'm not referring to
Watching Apple TV cos mentioned it last night. Only for trash can to respond saying they watched this 2 weeks ago 
WTAF?
Kill me now 🧏
think you need flatbread with paella? Am I missing something vital? Is the rice not enough? Especially after her huge nibbles starter and her humongous lunch! Then she has a bleeping huge tub of Ben n Jerry's! As for the other fattyflump dropping her orange hair schemed wotsits all over her bowl of vomit...I mean dinner!
Then.... I mean then.......
Sorry I'm on one. She has to mention that she is IN bed ...been reading have you monkey chops?...
with the dog...
and I'm not referring to
Watching Apple TV cos
mentioned it last night. Only for trash can to respond saying they watched this 2 weeks ago WTAF? Kill me now 🧏
Bonkers 
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