Tanya & Tasha #50 Tasha's a moron, her house is a wreck, Tanya’s just rotten that’s why God took her neck

[Toomuchtat]

Holy duck

The first one

How short are Dereks legs, Tanya has to be waaay taller than him. Also no socks?

 

[Letsspillthetea]

The first one

How short are Dereks legs, Tanya has to be waaay taller than him. Also no socks?

Did the bailiffs take his shoes?

 

[Toomuchtat]

Can’t believe they both used to have friends and big gatherings etc and now it’s just those two and their m&s meal for two

Now I understand why she always calls herself an Ashford, who knew they got married on Brighton pier by Elvis?

 

[leighboo]

If Trash calls it an Expresso Martini one more time....grr! I bet she says advocado too.
I hope they are going to Wagamamas and bring some real napkins home for Tan. I'm still lolling over her artwork. The time it must have taken to make such a tit prop.

 

[Serg91]

If Trash calls it an Expresso Martini one more time....grr! I bet she says advocado too.
I hope they are going to Wagamamas and bring some real napkins home for Tan. I'm still lolling over her artwork. The time it must have taken to make such a tit prop.

IT SAYS ESPRESSO ON THE BOTTLE, THE THICK witch!

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

What one of the two I must but every single new M&S idiot will get this first

 

[thatgirlpatterson]

Tanya ….. babes ….. you look like a pretty op ….

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What one of the two I must but every single new M&S idiot will get this first

Just a wild guess but I’m going tan- but she needs to be careful because I don’t think anymore extra chins will fit on her neck

 

[Sleepyquest]

They must be the only ones in that pub! Wonder if James chose to go there for that reason

 

[Dramallamas]

She almost looks normal in the second photo

Blimey, where did you find those? She looks about ten years younger in the first pic…and about 10kg lighter too!

 

[Toomuchtat]

Blimey, where did you find those? She looks about ten years younger in the first pic…and about 10kg lighter too!

2011! And Facebook

 

[Lurker111]

Why does h2b call her cute nose?

 

[Maggie28]

They must be the only ones in that pub! Wonder if James chose to go there for that reason

I wonder if he orders a espresso martini when he goes in with his mates?

Why does h2b call her cute nose?

Because he had nothing nice to say, so he said your nose is cute! Biggest insult, in my opinion

 

[JoJo81]

I can’t believe how little she has done for her sons 18th birthday! The amount she spends on shite and day trips to London for her friend yet her son gets a game of pool at a pub! horrible!

 

[Toomuchtat]

Look like Tasha eating James birthday cake before he has the chance to have a slice himself. Pig

 

[JSquared]

Another instance where Tasha has given out details of where her child likes to spend time. Even tagged the location! head.

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

We were never told why Tash start of the week wasn't good? She tells insta everything else

 

[Kikidoyouloveme]

Smooth move tagging the pub that her JUST 18 year old goes to ( with his mates ) That are clearly being served underage ! I don’t care, but the licensing people might

 

[Crazymum]

Why does tash think it acceptable to go around taking pics of her customers houses. I’d be livid!

Smooth move tagging the pub that her JUST 18 year old goes to ( with his mates ) That are clearly being served underage ! I don’t care, but the licensing people might

I mean to be fair my sons used to pop in the local and have a soft drink when they were under 18 and play a game of pool.

 

[Merylsberyls]

Smooth move tagging the pub that her JUST 18 year old goes to ( with his mates ) That are clearly being served underage ! I don’t care, but the licensing people might

I thought that too, I feel sorry for his mates that might not be 18 yet and being ID’d next time they visit for sneaky pint!

 

[Serg91]

I can’t believe the fat cow had to have a slice of his cake. No one else has any. Her meal was big enough. Why couldn’t she have waited until tonight when they all have dinner round the table. Could have sang to him and has his favourite “expresso martini” with it. Selfish cow.