bleeping inflatables, beach towels, banners, tit plastic flutes, kids' nightlights, flamingo bowls and crap plastic cocktail holders......Jesus. I'm convinced they don't actually watch this crap and think it makes them look like they are down with the kids. Newsflash bellends - you look like such sad fuckers. All for 55 likes on Insta. Tell you what though (Tan especially!), considering they are so obsessed with showing off their shite and crappy purchases and the 'look at me!!!' attitudes, they clearly don't care what people think. I'd die if my family, friends and colleagues saw me doing this sort of thing, it's cringeworthy! I wonder if Tan is watching the whole series with her new best friend, the Queen. She probably gets more interaction with a cardboard cut out than Taco.