Tanya & Tasha #44 Tan declares she is queen of themes while Trasha is disillusioned by the IG dream
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Iβm not even sure an insane toddler would go to these extremes! Wow, she really is on the next level of madness, roll on the next outfit Tanzi, I canβt handle the suspenseβ¦
Imagine all that themed crap going from the shoebox in East Sussex to a caravan in Dorset! 
See sheβs cut the size tag off the dress π¦§
Will defo look like a bleeping lobster!
she has got to be taking the piss!
Maybe she will have the smell of one too!
Elizabeth Scarlett doing so many beautiful bags, (I have one.) and this uncultured tart picks the worst one!!
Then themes it, canβt wait to see what she dresses up Taco as.
Trasha has to be laughing her arse off!
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Why has nobody mentioned the wooden fish decorations on the table thats killed me off
thats killed me offI can see it now, tanzi walking into a seafood restaurant in her lobster get up thinking she's the dogs bollocks. The staff can't help but laugh and other customers are in shock at such a sight even the fish in the tanks are giving her a funny look.
Unless it's to advertise the new local seafood restaurant!Why the duck would you lobster theme your outfit what
I would definitely be tempted by a person dressed as a lobster handing out leaflets!
I cracked up when I saw the table display. Imagine just having an easy fish and chip tea and going to all that effort. And the table runner too!!Why has nobody mentioned the wooden fish decorations on the table
Wouldn't Tan be better dressed as ursula than a lobster? I'm a bit gutted she didn't dress as winnie the pooh for her pooh tearoom at the weekend missed a trick their Tanzi. Are the girls going on holiday or will she be pretending they are there? I'd be mortified if my mum had a themed outfit when I was that age.
Also if H2B is her most prized possession why is she not divorced yet?
Also if H2B is her most prized possession why is she not divorced yet?
I wondered if the girls are going or whether theyβve ducked out of the Taco and Tanzi love fest
Saw the lobster outfitβ¦..straight here for the comments
Trash has got autumn bits out 
20th of July and sheβs started on Halloween
As a red head myself, I grew up being told to avoid certain colours but itβs all bullish!t, I personally would not dress head to toe in red (or orange for example), but I still wear the colours. Perhaps it depends on tone of the red head on whether it can clash? That said, I canβt wait for pics of her fake tan
now she will say how the bracelet was a gift from her H2B
Sorry I donβt think I explained it properly I think it was more the fake tan that would push it over the edge. I agree redheads can suit wearing red but all of that red on top of fake tan, does sound very OTTAs a red head myself, I grew up being told to avoid certain colours but itβs all bullish!t, I personally would not dress head to toe in red (or orange for example), but I still wear the colours. Perhaps it depends on tone of the red head on whether it can clash? That said, I canβt wait for pics of her fake tan
now she will say how the bracelet was a gift from her H2B
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