She’ll be exhausted from unpacking all the themed shite. She took sea shells because you know…she was by the sea. Fook me!Bet you all £1000 it's Ribs & Co on there LAPS tonight, because there exhausted from the best week ever, having so much fun, making memories and having so many hysterical giggles.
Like she took handcuffs and PJs with arrows on when she stayed in the converted prison. FML. Who could be arsed?No one wants to know you Tan!!!
Yes, I do! #sorrynotsorry as Tanya would say.
Glad you enjoyed your holidayNo one wants to know you Tan!!!
I’m back from my holiday, I had a lovely time actually making memories with my child, friends and friends kids. I haven’t been on social media or tattle all week ‘cause you know real life to enjoy and all that but wow! I’m actually gobsmacked!
Tanya must have taken so so much stuff, I’m picturing the car with a roof box and a trailer attached!
The bucket and space fish and chips were bad enough without it being pink and blue for hers and his
It’s bleeping weird how she is trying to make out her girls are there but happily only showing two of everything!
Also sorry but how is getting a glass bottle and putting milk into it ‘so much fun’
I didn’t think Tasha could get an lazier but he we are! 100% agree that she’s huffed as the fake Ashford’s have gone away and she’s stuck at home.
As always your comments are comedy gold guys, I’ve genuinely laughed reading through all this
yeah I do too. I have no idea why I say takeout. Maybe it’s because I’m so bleeping boujie (I still have no idea what that term means.). Does boujie mean fucked in the head? Got a screw lose? In need of a straight jacket?
Cue not queue!Trash is having Chinese for tea. Queue the piano tuners!
Thank you, it didn’t quite reach the dizzy heights of ‘so extra’ that Tanzi’s did but we went to new beaches, enjoyed the entertainment on a night, went swimming, the kids put on a talent show in their pjs, and we had actual fun! All without EB plates, who would have thoughtGlad you enjoyed your holiday
. Why does she bother? What the actual
. Why? 
Yes I noticed this! I checked their pages and they looked open. She probably lied about the meal and the boat trip, and just walked around each morning and sat on her area in the caravan each afternoonWasn’t it Rockfish our Tran claimed she was meant to be dining at?? Only just on FB and friend has posted pics on Tuesday of her and her family there (the same day I believe El Psycho was supposed to be donning her lobster costume and filling her fat neck there). Liar liar your humongous-folded-up-to-look-like-a-size-eight-pants are on fire
What the actual
Tbf at 18, I certainly didn’t want to go on holiday with my mum (not the case now
I understand that. what I don’t understand is tanzi saying it was a family holiday and trying to make out her daughters were thereTbf at 18, I certainly didn’t want to go on holiday with my mum (not the case now
might I add - just teenage embarrassment!) and I definitely wouldn’t want to go away on holiday with Tanzi at any age.
