You don’t need Eastenders when you have these two cockwombles
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Apparantly the Ivy has 50% off on Mondays (not sure if it's all of them) so probs why John's offered to take Tasha there
Lol and i just remembered they are spending Christmas together 
Watch Tan give Trashy that homemade hatbox for her present
Watch Tan give Trashy that homemade hatbox for her present
#wedidntknow
She’s booking the boat as we speak....#sospooky #webookeditlastyear #wedidntknow #surprisefromtacoThis is gonna be hilarious, Trasha and Onslow on a boat and then at the Ivy!
While Tanya is throwing a tantrum that she didn’t get to go on a boat.
Poor Taco is getting in the neck later
What the actual bleeping fuckery, is this bleep trying to say?!?
Off time my parents with fish & chips Wednesday with my daughters car so she can do some driving in the fields before her licence arrives and she starts her lessons.....duck! that was effort re writing all that cunts drivel and with no punctuation I’m outta breath just reading what she wrote! Lol
Off time my parents with fish & chips Wednesday with my daughters car so she can do some driving in the fields before her licence arrives and she starts her lessons.....duck! that was effort re writing all that cunts drivel and with no punctuation I’m outta breath just reading what she wrote! Lol
OranguTAN is going to The Ivy on Saturday, of course she would! Because Trash is going on Monday and Fat Tan has to get in before Trash!OMG, they’re both going to The Ivy on the same night?!
Husband to be
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What’s a spice bag?!What the actual bleeping fuckery, is this bleep trying to say?!?
Off time my parents with fish & chips Wednesday with my daughters car so she can do some driving in the fields before her licence arrives and she starts her lessons.....duck! that was effort re writing all that cunts drivel and with no punctuation I’m outta breath just reading what she wrote! Lol
OranguTAN is going to The Ivy on Saturday, of course she would! Because Trash is going on Monday and Fat Tan has to get in before Trash!
Husband to be
She's going to marinate taco's scrotum in some JD seasoning
Spice bag sounds like something you'd score behind a corner shop 
She hasn't been shopping yet for new chalk pens
Her other one doesn't have enough room for her to draw all the Ivy on Saturday
Ive told the kids I want Christmas dinner eaten and presents opened and them in their bedrooms all by 10 am Xmas morning as I want to be sat on the sofa with a gin watching these sods winding each other up and fighting over the Brussels sprouts while onslaw dribbles in the corner over instagram pictures. Xmas cottage antics with the ashfords - can’t wait.Lol and i just remembered they are spending Christmas together
Watch Tan give Trashy that homemade hatbox for her present
disclaimer I won’t do that to my kids but I will be watching when I get five minutes - it’s going to be better than a carry on film 
I am at the outlaws today for lunch. And I dislike them immensely.
Every now and then I check my phone and read what you lot put and I am cracking up!
It’s what’s getting my through their disgusting offerings.
My husband just said to me get off bleeping Tattle
Er no!!
I might do that same
Every now and then I check my phone and read what you lot put and I am cracking up!
It’s what’s getting my through their disgusting offerings.
My husband just said to me get off bleeping Tattle
Er no!!
Oh my god I am dead!!!Ive told the kids I want Christmas dinner eaten and presents opened and them in their bedrooms all by 10 am Xmas morning as I want to be sat on the sofa with a gin watching these sods winding each other up and fighting over the Brussels sprouts while onslaw dribbles in the corner over instagram pictures. Xmas cottage antics with the ashfords - can’t wait.
I might do that same
As much as 
is pathetic, what’s even more sad is 🦧’s attempts to outdo her! FFS let her have a night out at The Ivy without there being a snidey ‘we booked first’ comment - are The Ivy participating in the money off food scheme; no wonder 🦧 is going out
is pathetic, what’s even more sad is 🦧’s attempts to outdo her! FFS let her have a night out at The Ivy without there being a snidey ‘we booked first’ comment - are The Ivy participating in the money off food scheme; no wonder 🦧 is going out Thread suggestion - Blackpool trips, spa dips & for Christ's sake lay off the chips!
can't believe it's almost time for another thread, these nutters antics are keeping Tattle flying atm!!! #wedidntknow
can't believe it's almost time for another thread, these nutters antics are keeping Tattle flying atm!!! #wedidntknow
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