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swimming
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I admit there's not a lot of exciting things happening in my life right now, my husband and I are waiting to start our fertility treatment due to Covid, we are working 12 hour days running our business, I'm on a boring as fuck diet but ive lost 9 pounds ..... however I dont want to wish my life away ever, but this Christmas festive shitshow is going to be hilarious.
In the car there, tanya will vice tacos balls and demand he comments "amazing hunny xxxx" on every post she does within 25 seconds. She will still be revealing engagement presents by getting herself in more credit card or catalogue debt buying things for herself and making out taco bought them for her. Trash will be taking 70 thousand selfies in the car en route to the cottage holding a festive Costa, James will be miserable as sin in the back not wanting to go (I dont blame him!), John boy will be strategically liking naked pictures on instagram while trash pops into an M&S petrol garage to buy 9 packets of festive Percy pigs.
Then the one-up-man-shitshow will begin as soon as they get there. Boomerang'ing cheers with mulled wine, mince pies, "amazing hunny xxxx", 9 joints of meat being cooked in the oven, JD seasoning being lobbed around like glitter all over the roast potatoes within an inch of their lives, the Christmas jumper selfies, toasting marshmallows and gingerbread men, the "drinks trolley/ drink station", feet up in front of the fire, John boy still taking 5 minutes in the toilet while he likes more pictures, "amazing hunny xxx", clothes laid out on the bed for Christmas Day, enough candles to make Guy Fawkes jealous, the battle of laying the table, Ridiculous amounts of shit presents, and finally - did I mention "amazing hunny xxx"
The end
In the car there, tanya will vice tacos balls and demand he comments "amazing hunny xxxx" on every post she does within 25 seconds. She will still be revealing engagement presents by getting herself in more credit card or catalogue debt buying things for herself and making out taco bought them for her. Trash will be taking 70 thousand selfies in the car en route to the cottage holding a festive Costa, James will be miserable as sin in the back not wanting to go (I dont blame him!), John boy will be strategically liking naked pictures on instagram while trash pops into an M&S petrol garage to buy 9 packets of festive Percy pigs.
Then the one-up-man-shitshow will begin as soon as they get there. Boomerang'ing cheers with mulled wine, mince pies, "amazing hunny xxxx", 9 joints of meat being cooked in the oven, JD seasoning being lobbed around like glitter all over the roast potatoes within an inch of their lives, the Christmas jumper selfies, toasting marshmallows and gingerbread men, the "drinks trolley/ drink station", feet up in front of the fire, John boy still taking 5 minutes in the toilet while he likes more pictures, "amazing hunny xxx", clothes laid out on the bed for Christmas Day, enough candles to make Guy Fawkes jealous, the battle of laying the table, Ridiculous amounts of shit presents, and finally - did I mention "amazing hunny xxx"
The end
Quick recap.
Tanya is still an idiot.
Trasha still makes shit meals.
Tanya is still spending like she is in the film Brewsters Millions.
They have both booked a October half term get away.
Both inflatable baths are up and running.
Trasha thinks she is the new saint of the English church, she wants us to clap her every Thursday, (ok I made that up) but she spoke to an old lady and now she wants us to think she is amazing.
John has been leering at young girls.
Taco still can’t find his balls.
Everything is cosy.
Feel free to add anything else.
Oh menu planners are up.
Oh and Tanya will find the cure for COVID just to out do Trasha.
Trasha is also still a nasty vile woman to her poor son.
Maybe we should start a go fund me, to help set him free
Tanya is still an idiot.
Trasha still makes shit meals.
Tanya is still spending like she is in the film Brewsters Millions.
They have both booked a October half term get away.
Both inflatable baths are up and running.
Trasha thinks she is the new saint of the English church, she wants us to clap her every Thursday, (ok I made that up) but she spoke to an old lady and now she wants us to think she is amazing.
John has been leering at young girls.
Taco still can’t find his balls.
Everything is cosy.
Feel free to add anything else.
Oh menu planners are up.
Oh and Tanya will find the cure for COVID just to out do Trasha.
Trasha is also still a nasty vile woman to her poor son.
Maybe we should start a go fund me, to help set him free
tarquin16
Chatty Member
She's going to marinate taco's scrotum in some JD seasoning
Disillusioned
VIP Member
Well this fucking terrified me...
Londonsays
Chatty Member
Bit extreme!
So Taco has a new toy in the bedroom.
I can just picture him, all tucked up sucking his thumb while Tanya reads him his own personalised space story with him as the lead character.
I bet they have a fabulous time. Him wearing his spaceman outfit and Tanya not dressed up because she already looks like a fucking gremlin!!
I can just picture him, all tucked up sucking his thumb while Tanya reads him his own personalised space story with him as the lead character.
I bet they have a fabulous time. Him wearing his spaceman outfit and Tanya not dressed up because she already looks like a fucking gremlin!!
That would annoy the shit out of me. I have to have complete darkness.
What’s the hashtag #yoursoula all about ?
She also went to Blackpool and of course everything was perfect .
She still continues to buy loads of shite, and post photos of unopened Bottles of wine.
Onslow is still leering at young girls on the gram.
Trasha eats for a family of four daily.
She still hasn’t cleaned her grout:
Tacos balls and Tanya’s neck are still missing.
Tanya is still a passive aggressive cunt.
She hasn’t posted anything about being at work since she went back.
Her dog is actually spit the dog!
And it’s Trasha wedding anniversary next weekend and we have the joy of seeing Tanya in her leathers again.
Oh and some poor horse died at Blackpool after pulling the heavy load that was Tanya and Taco.
They still use shit hashtags and Tanya serves up ready meals and says she made them.
Trasha is in need of the hairdressers.
I can’t think of anything else.
Feel free to add anything ladies!
So Trasha now has a hot tub, they both booked holidays over October half term. Tanya had to go one better and book centre Parc’s.Omg I've been so busy the last couple of weeks and have missed 2/3 threadscan someone please give me an update on these 2!? I saw something about John perving at young girls??
All ive seen on insta is Trashs fucking hot tub!!!!!
She also went to Blackpool and of course everything was perfect .
She still continues to buy loads of shite, and post photos of unopened Bottles of wine.
Onslow is still leering at young girls on the gram.
Trasha eats for a family of four daily.
She still hasn’t cleaned her grout:
Tacos balls and Tanya’s neck are still missing.
Tanya is still a passive aggressive cunt.
She hasn’t posted anything about being at work since she went back.
Her dog is actually spit the dog!
And it’s Trasha wedding anniversary next weekend and we have the joy of seeing Tanya in her leathers again.
Oh and some poor horse died at Blackpool after pulling the heavy load that was Tanya and Taco.
They still use shit hashtags and Tanya serves up ready meals and says she made them.
Trasha is in need of the hairdressers.
I can’t think of anything else.
Feel free to add anything ladies!
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I reckon Trash will be a monster in law
she’s an embarrassment.
Another plot twist!
They’re not twins, there is only one. And they share him
They’re not twins, there is only one. And they share him
I wouldn’t be celebrating being married to that rat!4 days, she says at the bottom her anniversary is on Monday
beebopalula
Member
It's such a pet peeve of mine when people line up all their paper bags to be all, "Look at all this expensive shit I bought. I have so much money."
She's tacky as hell.
She's a five star dick to Tascha (who has her issues but is largely harmless) and honestly fair play to Tascha for not punching her lights out at some point.
She's tacky as hell.
She's a five star dick to Tascha (who has her issues but is largely harmless) and honestly fair play to Tascha for not punching her lights out at some point.
Mrsturnerreturns
VIP Member
Fatso’s passive aggressiveness has hugely increased over the last 6 months. When this thread first started it would only be the odd comment and we had to look hard to find them. Now they are almost daily. Taking her anger about tattle out on Trasha maybe.....
Only just catching up on the thread! I’m up North & although I don’t personally call them my bathers, it’s a pretty normal saying hereDoes anyone else call a swimsuit their bathers? I’ve never heard that before
A sneak peek of Tanya’s selfie in front of The Big One at Blackpool pleasure beach with the moon in shot for some stargazing
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