You don’t need Eastenders when you have these two cockwomblesOoh so her ‘birthday’ meal at the Ivy is the same weekend Trasha Is celebrating her anniversary. So spooky
You don’t need Eastenders when you have these two cockwomblesOoh so her ‘birthday’ meal at the Ivy is the same weekend Trasha Is celebrating her anniversary. So spooky
#wedidntknowOoh so her ‘birthday’ meal at the Ivy is the same weekend Trasha Is celebrating her anniversary. So spooky
She’s booking the boat as we speak....#sospooky #webookeditlastyear #wedidntknow #surprisefromtacoThis is gonna be hilarious, Trasha and Onslow on a boat and then at the Ivy!
While Tanya is throwing a tantrum that she didn’t get to go on a boat.
Poor Taco is getting in the neck later
OranguTAN is going to The Ivy on Saturday, of course she would! Because Trash is going on Monday and Fat Tan has to get in before Trash!OMG, they’re both going to The Ivy on the same night?! The same one?
Husband to beWhat the bloody hell is a H2B?? Is it a pencil?
What’s a spice bag?!What the actual bleeping fuckery, is this bleep trying to say?!?
Off time my parents with fish & chips Wednesday with my daughters car so she can do some driving in the fields before her licence arrives and she starts her lessons.....duck! that was effort re writing all that cunts drivel and with no punctuation I’m outta breath just reading what she wrote! Lol
OranguTAN is going to The Ivy on Saturday, of course she would! Because Trash is going on Monday and Fat Tan has to get in before Trash!
Husband to be
She's going to marinate taco's scrotum in some JD seasoningWhat’s a spice bag?!
I had to google. It involves chips (and balls)...What’s a spice bag?!
She hasn't been shopping yet for new chalk pensWhat’s happened to Tan’s new double barrelled menu planner?
Ive told the kids I want Christmas dinner eaten and presents opened and them in their bedrooms all by 10 am Xmas morning as I want to be sat on the sofa with a gin watching these sods winding each other up and fighting over the Brussels sprouts while onslaw dribbles in the corner over instagram pictures. Xmas cottage antics with the ashfords - can’t wait. disclaimer I won’t do that to my kids but I will be watching when I get five minutes - it’s going to be better than a carry on filmLol and i just remembered they are spending Christmas together
Watch Tan give Trashy that homemade hatbox for her present
Oh my god I am dead!!!Ive told the kids I want Christmas dinner eaten and presents opened and them in their bedrooms all by 10 am Xmas morning as I want to be sat on the sofa with a gin watching these sods winding each other up and fighting over the Brussels sprouts while onslaw dribbles in the corner over instagram pictures. Xmas cottage antics with the ashfords - can’t wait. disclaimer I won’t do that to my kids but I will be watching those beggars - it’s going to be better than a carry on film
A spice bag is what we call people up north who take the drug spiceWhat’s a spice bag?!