What’s Tan putting in her glass bauble? Her dignity?
Who the duck knows what they are having as the theme for their New Year’s Eve table? Not me, cos I couldn’t give a tit.
It’s a nice oak table I have so I am not really bothered. Plus I have friends and family that I like, so Mr Maggie and I are inviting everyone over. It’s called a party Tan!
You know you have food and drink, play music, after the last 18 months isn’t that what most people are doing? Not these two, they’ll be all cosy.
With her star theme table setting.
Tacos chains will be removed and he can sit on the worlds most uncomfortable looking sofa. While Tan plays master chef in the shoebox kitchen.