Tanya and Tasha #46 Dips is dead, Tan flu’s in bed! Tasha’s grout still fills us with dread!

[swimming]

Tasha will be camped outside her nearest McDonald's the night before just to make sure she's first

She will say she tasted it in April because her neighbours dead aunties vet knows the CEO of the Golden Arches and she was selected to try it first. #gifted

 

[Maggie28]

Tasha is stressing me out with all this Christmas shite, I could understand people being early last year as it was so awful with lockdowns but there is still 7 whole weeks before it, whoever said she’ll have the tree down early is 100% . Them yellow cushions will be out by 1st January

She’ll be eating al fresco by Valentine’s Day

Or she’ll be in the hot tub for steak and blow job day

 

[Crazymum]

Early Xmas presents! I mean come on. If it was tickets for a show or something that won’t keep but a wok!

 

[Wordsmith]

Early Xmas presents! I mean come on. If it was tickets for a show or something that won’t keep but a wok!

And will someone tell her the plural of curry is ‘curries’, not ‘curry’s’. She’d have been better spending the money on a dictionary or a book to improve her grammar instead. . Her captions in general barely make any sense.

 

[Merylsberyls]

What’s wrong with just saying “you know what I fancied buying a wok to try out some new dishes” no, it has to be a gift, a bloody early Christmas one, why? I wouldn’t call that a gift, it’s a bog standard cooking implement

Next she’ll be telling us she’s got the Turkey in the oven before the tree is even brought…Argh!

 

[Jumpindesia]

Trash has already ruined Christmas....not even December yet !
Part of the joy of Christmas is the excitement the few days before Christmas day. These 2 must be so bored of life...

 

[youare1]

Early Xmas presents! I mean come on. If it was tickets for a show or something that won’t keep but a wok!

That hob - honestly it's not even a 5 minute job to clean it and polish it. Looks like it been wiped with a manky greasy cloth.

 

[So Spooky Hun]

Am I the only person that quite literally wants to punch Trash in the fanny?

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

I'm actually close to unfollowing bloody bored of it all already

£30 for that wok and £20odd for that book £50 just thrown away on shite they probably don't need

 

[JoJo81]

If some bleep bought me a wok for a Christmas present early or otherwise I would use it to pan their head in

 

[Talltree]

That hob - honestly it's not even a 5 minute job to clean it and polish it. Looks like it been wiped with a manky greasy cloth.

Thought she was a cleaner!! You’d think she’d keep her own home clean

 

[Sugarhoney]

I’m confused… isn’t a wok used for cooking Chinese food, not Indian? So… why he she bought a wok to make curry in, especially a biriani

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

Mcds for Tash tonight of course since Tan had it this week.

I can't wait for pooh day tomorrow

 

[Nayalove96]

Has anyone had a browse on the bloody hamsters insta page? The captions make me bleeping weak if you have 5 minutes spare then go and look you won’t regret it

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

Has anyone had a browse on the bloody hamsters insta page? The captions make me bleeping weak if you have 5 minutes spare then go and look you won’t regret it

I assume its not Tash writing them as they are actually fairly structured and there is a few words I don't think she knows

 

[MyWorld]

Are we already for the Winnie the Pooh double date?

I hope Tan puts a pic up of her in her outfit!

 

[LuckyCharm]

Are we already for the Winnie the Pooh double date?

I hope Tan puts a pic up of her in her outfit!

She will look like Del Boy in that coat

 

[LurkyTheLurker]

Wonder if they will both take their 'photo balls' and see who can take the best pics with them

 

[Letsspillthetea]

Let the pooh stick battle commence!!

 

[MyWorld]

No outfit from just a toy Winnie the Pooh!