The ‘school run outfits’ thing is funny. Surely you just wear whatever you are wearing at the time/for the day ahead? So work stuff if you’re going to/coming from work, gym stuff if exercising before/after, slobbing about stuff if just hanging around the house, fancy stuff if you’ve done/are doing something fancy, etc. Such a stupid idea to have outfits solely for impressing other vacuous twats at the school gates.
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It just screams "Get.A.Job."
OMG, that made me roar…bleeping brilliant nickname!Reminds me of a woman who used to do the school run with me. She used to wear a full length white puffa jacket a bit like this but longer, swanning about and thinking she looked the bee's knees:
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We nicknamed her 'The Maggot'
And blimey, doesn’t she love herself in them?
I had a Barbie that had those exact tights, in the 80’s.
Surely to God she didn’t really go out like that?
It is a current trend in high fashion, that ‘no trousers under a long blazer’ thing, but it doesn’t really work in real life. Especially not in Huddersfield or wherever it is she lives.
School run looks 
I’m not a mother, but this is ridiculous. Fair play to mums who have time for this on morning.
I’m not a mother, but this is ridiculous. Fair play to mums who have time for this on morning. My kids went to a bit of a wanky school but very few dressed like this, especially not when they were SAHMs.School run looks
Nope, doesn’t happen IRL. Definitely a figment of an influencer’s imagination this school run outfit crap! No one has time for that in the morning, whether you work or not 
I imagine she’s dressed up 24/7
I imagine she’s dressed up 24/7“Single handed lay keeping my local council afloat”
No, just continuously parking like an inconsiderate wanker.
No, just continuously parking like an inconsiderate wanker.
With her husbands millions
Must admit her shapewear features were good - helps that she’s slim and toned 
still refusing to line her already-full pockets though!
still refusing to line her already-full pockets though!I've tried on those Wacoal strapless bras before & you;re missing nothing. Great - if you want your boobs dragged down to the bottom of your ribcage by the top band of elastic. Not a good look... I'm not exactly blessed in that department so I was surprised how far down they could go
I don't mind influencers when they actually bring something practical to the table like this. Hope she keeps it up.
I don't mind influencers when they actually bring something practical to the table like this. Hope she keeps it up.
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She looks like a creepy doll in her supplement flogging story, those eyes are really quite scary!It's the over-filled slab cheeks - they don't move at all when the rest if her face moves. Very ageing.
They’re completely round. Nobody has eyes like that…oh wait, a blow up doll! That’s exactly what she looks likeI assume Mr Swoon is older?
I’ve seen it a lot in younger wives who come into money. They dress like their husbands friends so a generation older than they are- I suspect they feel it’s classy and sophisticated.
But yes the eyes are mad
I imagine he’s in his 50s, not that much older than her but yes she does seem old & even when she dresses ‘younger’ she still looks old…if that makes sense?!