Stephen Bear #28 Last Christmas, you went on a bender, the very next year, you’re a sex offender

[Moo9595]

Warning…..

Don’t use the plates at Chez Bear…

The tit squeezing has me DEAD

 

[stunrw]

I wish Ellis had got the bail conditions.

Would have been released on the same ones he was already on. I don't think they are travelling as (posted above) he whined about having his passport confiscated.

He has to get his Schengen visa from the cheery folk at PAF who in NO way speak to their UK counterparts sat 6m away......

And, by posting it on IG, they think the paps will turn up. Because no government agency would be watching

 

[Gloria Rostron]

I think I'd literally piss my pants if they have actually bought the tickets and rocked up to the Eurostar without passports. Bonus points awarded for extra stupidity if he actually got arrested for trying to leave the country and ended up on remand till sentencing.

The ridiculous part about it is I could actually see that happening

I would love to be a fly on the wall at St Pancras passport checkpoint.

" OK; I'll admit it . It was me. 'Is Muvver, ol red-faced Lil. Eee's a luvverley boy, really. "

- Did his Dad used to be the old slaphead from the Benny Hill programmes?? View attachment 1847067View attachment 1847080View attachment 1847082

Looks like she is w4nking him off in that top pic!

Warning…..

Don’t use the plates at Chez Bear…

It swings about like it's flacid but retains the shape when moving as though it's erect. I reckon he has got some fake stuffing in his thong.

Surely he has piles? I can’t imagine that much friction being good for one’s ars.

if my boyfriend loved his ars being split so much I’d defs question sexuality. You can’t enjoy a bum blaster 3000 as much as chinny does and not like actual real cock?
He’s rancid

He could be bisexual or heteroflexible, or perhaps he is widening his market by trying to make his "porn" appeal to homosexual men, as well as the women who watch his Only Fans.

Plus, it appears that he has messed up his Willy with procedures and it now resembles a squashed sausage roll, bent in the middle.

Warning…..

Don’t use the plates at Chez Bear…

Don't eat off a white plate if you are ever invited to Bawk and Jizz's for dinner!

Has she had a toe amputated?

Whats that brown stain on her thumb.........? Or don't I want to know

It looks like a tobbaco stain, is she a chain smoker?

 

[bluecups]

or perhaps he is widening his market

I have such a puerile sense of humour I sniggered at that

 

[Deb788]

Those black dots on his feet !? Are the verrucas

 

[LilLily]

She's "heard" there's a hottub. I may be going out on a limb here, but wouldnt you KNOW if the room class you've booked had a hot tub in it?

Bet Bear has told her there's a hot tub, when in reality he'll just set up a basin of water in the bedroom and fart in it. If his ars is capable of that anymore.

 

[vortex]

You can see the IG post now with them recording the Chef De Train saying "Bonjour madams et messieurs. Bienvenue sur ce service Eurostar de Londres à Bruxelles"

And him squeaking "were going to France babes"


What. The. duck.

Giving me Delboy and Rodney vibes here. This time next year Jizz, we’ll be millionaires!

 

[Carebear82]

Giving me Delboy and Rodney vibes here. This time next year Jizz, we’ll be millionaires!

But Delboy and Rodney are likeable.

 

[vortex]

But Delboy and Rodney are likeable.

Absolutely! This pair of pricks are just deluded.

 

[troutpout69]

Why does he also bang on about his tight ars hole in his videos. It’ll be anything but tight with the huuuuuge dildos he’s been ramming up it! I wouldn’t trust a fart , put it that way!

 

[Piff paff puff]

Prepare for hot tub videos this time next week… can you spell UTI, Jizz?

also completely not bear related but the hot tub in a bedroom is a bad idea… I had one in my room in the lakes and might’ve accidentally put half a bottle of bubble bath in there and flooded the room

We're never going to hear the end of this trip are we? Probably a weekender but they'll spin it as the holiday of a lifetime

 

[Mintymoo]

Floppy willy dildo plate bum fucker

Next thread title right there

 

[Kas01980]

He won't be going anywhere, it's all front & bollocks

The only place he's going is the Police Station , until Court again in 3 weeks time for the Sentance to be pronounced

Absolutely, it's all a load of bollocks and hot air....just like they were supposed to being going to Mexico.....

 

[chirpycheapcheap]

Omg I’ve had a break for Christmas. Why doesn’t he have sheets on his mattress! Ewww

 

[Ron Seal]

Absolutely, it's all a load of bollocks and hot air....just like they were supposed to being going to Mexico.....

Ironic how much bollocks he comes out with, since he's lacking *actual* bollocks.

 

[forgotmyacc]

Prepare for hot tub videos this time next week… can you spell UTI, Jizz?

also completely not bear related but the hot tub in a bedroom is a bad idea… I had one in my room in the lakes and might’ve accidentally put half a bottle of bubble bath in there and flooded the room

I may or may not have done this with a jacuzzi bath in a hotel bathroom. Place was destroyed

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Seriously?

 

[HughJanus]

lollll

 

[Nikkinoo]

Bet Bear has told her there's a hot tub, when in reality he'll just set up a basin of water in the bedroom and fart in it. If his ars is capable of that anymore.

It'll be a tsunami it's that stretched !

 

[Kas01980]

Seriously?

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What the duck! Who's going to want a convicted sex offender promo-ing their business ? .

Yet another attention seeking post to try and get in the newspaper and people commenting on it.