The tit squeezing has me DEADWarning…..
Don’t use the plates at Chez Bear…
The tit squeezing has me DEADWarning…..
Don’t use the plates at Chez Bear…
Would have been released on the same ones he was already on. I don't think they are travelling as (posted above) he whined about having his passport confiscated.I wish Ellis had got the bail conditions.
I would love to be a fly on the wall at St Pancras passport checkpoint.I think I'd literally piss my pants if they have actually bought the tickets and rocked up to the Eurostar without passports. Bonus points awarded for extra stupidity if he actually got arrested for trying to leave the country and ended up on remand till sentencing.
The ridiculous part about it is I could actually see that happening
Looks like she is w4nking him off in that top pic!" OK; I'll admit it . It was me. 'Is Muvver, ol red-faced Lil. Eee's a luvverley boy, really. "
- Did his Dad used to be the old slaphead from the Benny Hill programmes?? View attachment 1847067View attachment 1847080View attachment 1847082
It swings about like it's flacid but retains the shape when moving as though it's erect. I reckon he has got some fake stuffing in his thong.Warning…..
Don’t use the plates at Chez Bear…
He could be bisexual or heteroflexible, or perhaps he is widening his market by trying to make his "porn" appeal to homosexual men, as well as the women who watch his Only Fans.Surely he has piles? I can’t imagine that much friction being good for one’s ars.
if my boyfriend loved his ars being split so much I’d defs question sexuality. You can’t enjoy a bum blaster 3000 as much as chinny does and not like actual real cock?
He’s rancid
Don't eat off a white plate if you are ever invited to Bawk and Jizz's for dinner!Warning…..
Don’t use the plates at Chez Bear…
It looks like a tobbaco stain, is she a chain smoker?Whats that brown stain on her thumb.........? Or don't I want to know
I have such a puerile sense of humour I sniggered at thator perhaps he is widening his market
Bet Bear has told her there's a hot tub, when in reality he'll just set up a basin of water in the bedroom and fart in it. If his ars is capable of that anymore.She's "heard" there's a hottub. I may be going out on a limb here, but wouldnt you KNOW if the room class you've booked had a hot tub in it?
Giving me Delboy and Rodney vibes here. This time next year Jizz, we’ll be millionaires!You can see the IG post now with them recording the Chef De Train saying "Bonjour madams et messieurs. Bienvenue sur ce service Eurostar de Londres à Bruxelles"
And him squeaking "were going to France babes"
What. The. duck.
But Delboy and Rodney are likeable.Giving me Delboy and Rodney vibes here. This time next year Jizz, we’ll be millionaires!
Absolutely! This pair of pricks are just deluded.But Delboy and Rodney are likeable.
We're never going to hear the end of this trip are we? Probably a weekender but they'll spin it as the holiday of a lifetimePrepare for hot tub videos this time next week… can you spell UTI, Jizz?
also completely not bear related but the hot tub in a bedroom is a bad idea… I had one in my room in the lakes and might’ve accidentally put half a bottle of bubble bath in there and flooded the room
Next thread title right thereFloppy willy dildo plate bum fucker
Absolutely, it's all a load of bollocks and hot air....just like they were supposed to being going to Mexico.....He won't be going anywhere, it's all front & bollocks
The only place he's going is the Police Station , until Court again in 3 weeks time for the Sentance to be pronounced
Ironic how much bollocks he comes out with, since he's lacking *actual* bollocks.Absolutely, it's all a load of bollocks and hot air....just like they were supposed to being going to Mexico.....
I may or may not have done this with a jacuzzi bath in a hotel bathroom. Place was destroyedPrepare for hot tub videos this time next week… can you spell UTI, Jizz?
also completely not bear related but the hot tub in a bedroom is a bad idea… I had one in my room in the lakes and might’ve accidentally put half a bottle of bubble bath in there and flooded the room
It'll be a tsunami it's that stretched !Bet Bear has told her there's a hot tub, when in reality he'll just set up a basin of water in the bedroom and fart in it. If his ars is capable of that anymore.
What the duck! Who's going to want a convicted sex offender promo-ing their business ? .