Every bit of cheap clothing she owns is gifted!
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"Even" Abi has noticed the price of her Ocado orders, veg box deliveries, lamb joints from Bashfords and M&S juice shots going up.
Poor, poor Abi
Poor, poor Abi
Howling at her saying she's dressed down for volunteering today by wearing a CAP!! she really is a parody. There is no way on earth she's not putting this on??! 
She’s hilariousHowling at her saying she's dressed down for volunteering today by wearing a CAP!! she really is a parody. There is no way on earth she's not putting this on??!
and then we get the blow by blow account of her children's football session 
.Grabbi linekar reporting from the sidelines (of kids footy matches and ukrainian refugee collection centres).
Well I certainly hope someone from spurs talent scouts was watching a 40something woman's fashion account to see two average players scoring average penalties. Did you know how small the youngest is? She hardly mentions it but he is very small and playing against giant bigger boys just incase you missed it.
And just in case you miss Abi shes the petite size 6 that's only 5"3. She hardly ever mentions it so just in case!
So we all know she’s not drinking the whole bottle in one go
And she can make sure we are convinced that she isn’t a deeply unhappy 1940s housewife with no life that uses alcohol as a crutch!!So we all know she’s not drinking the whole bottle in one go
Exactly, she’s drinks nearly every night but try’s to make out that it’s a glass here n there !
She made a big thing a while ago, that she was only going to drink at the weekend. That lasted all of ten minutes.
Imagine having the kind of life that you believe people would be interested in your opinion on a brand of instant noodles.
Oh Abi. Doing an hour of volunteering and tidying the house, does not make a busy day. What an absolute bell end
I did both of those things today, and also went to work for a full day too....Oh Abi. Doing an hour of volunteering and tidying the house, does not make a busy day. What an absolute bell end
Someone give Saint Abi a medal
Haha! 'The extra small is sooo loose on my size 6 frame...'I’ve just read all the examples from this article on the Daily Mail today in Abi’s voice in my head!
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Nice bit of gender stereotyping with sharing what it's like being a mum of boys. So outdated, so boring but what do you expect when she lives her life as if in the 1950s.
Thank goodness she didn't have a daughter because she'd have her darning her brothers football socks.
Thank goodness she didn't have a daughter because she'd have her darning her brothers football socks.
Dear Abi, I have a daughter that plays a lot of football and she farts too! Can you imagine if someone made the reverse of that ‘mum of boys’ tik tok? Such an outdated stereotype.