Christ almighty, what in the ‘shipped in from China’
tit is that tableware/bedding range
![Confounded face :confounded: 😖](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f616.png)
even my 87 Year old mother would actually vomit at the sight of that!! I mean Lilac for goodness sake, since when was that a trend
![Woman shrugging :woman_shrugging: 🤷♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-2640.png)
eww just eww
I sometimes think she’s taking the piss isn’t she? Surely she’s taking the piss?
I can envisage good old relatable Stacey having a right old laugh at the sheep and being like ‘what utterly hideous load of shite can I get away with to fleece them out of their hard earned money for now?’ I mean last time wasn’t it wooden chain links and now we have these monstrosities in a shade of purple that I didn’t even realise existed it’s so ugly. Seriously though, who is going to look at those and think ‘wow, that’s stunning, my home is going to be nothing but enhanced with that addition to it?’
Still ugly as it is you know the sheep with be flocking (ha!) to Asda as soon as they can so they too can fill their homes with the essence of Stacey Solomon. I suppose they could save themselves a hella lotta money as that same vibe can be achieved by bodging your DIY, leaving your floors to get so dirty that white socks miraculously become two tone and turn black on the bottom within seconds and moving your eldest children out of the main house and into the shed in the garden. Whooomph, there you go, Pickle Cottage in your very own home!
I suppose if you really want to be like Stacey you can also give up washing, choosing instead to spray yourself in whatever she’s being paid to advertise at the time but tbh I think that’s going a bit far; having to live with those lilac horrors is surely punishment enough for anyone?!
![Woman shrugging :woman_shrugging: 🤷♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-2640.png)
![Grinning squinting face :laughing: 😆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f606.png)