So I’ve had a bit of an epiphany and decided to make some real changes to help me become a better person. With times being hard for folk and winter and Christmas ahead, I’ve decided that it’s only right for me to become a bit more generous.
Anyway, after careful thought I’ve decided my plan to be more charitable will start by me bravely donating myself and my time to going on holiday with those who require an extra person to make up the numbers. Now, I can assure you I won’t be enjoying this in any way, shape or form but that doesn’t matter, oh no, I’ll be doing it for the greater good and that’s what’s important; my reward will be seeing other people now able to enjoy their holiday, after all sharing is caring.
I know, I know, it’s a big sacrifice and incredibly selfless of me but I know deep down it’s the right thing to do. As for thanks, well there’s none needed. I’m not doing this for praise at all, I’ll just be secure in the knowledge that my good deeds and the milk of human kindness are what will carry me through, well that and the flights and airport shuttle of course...