THEY CANCELLED THEIR WEDDING!
Does anyone want to do a synopsis of the video? I couldn't get past the first few minutes of mindless rambling.
Hannah's family might have tried to have talks with her, but her head is too far in the clouds take heed.
Not really, but I'll take one for the team.
Canceling the wedding must be one of the two "big" announcements they alluded to in their last video.
The white flags in their back yard in the last video... I figured it was something boring like they said... they're just marking the path for their cable line. My other guess was for an underground sprinkler system.
When they moved in there was an above-ground cable stretching from the back of their property to the house. Their realtor told them they could just cut that down (it was an eyesore) if they weren't going to get cable, so after they fixed up their patio and yard and began spending more time out there, they decided it was time to remove the useless cable.
Hannah cut it down. When they went inside they realized their internet wasn't working. Oops. Seems that cable to nowhere was their wifi cable! LOL. That was genuinely funny. It's Comcast which is notoriously horrible everywhere I've lived and worked, and they had to go through a long process of getting Comcast to come reinstall it. They'll bury the cable this time.
Shane "has a song." Uh oh. Ugh. A bar of "Here Comes the Bride" with Shane's phlegmy voice trailing off. Barf.
They've postponed the wedding for "about a year" because of the "pandemic," or what I call the "pandemoniumic." With an original date of sometime in September, it's too late to plan much of anything anyway. And who wants wedding photos with everyone wearing face masks? That would take the shine off any celebration.
They're not sure things won't be the same a year from now "if there's no vaccine yet," but they'll explore their options in the meantime. More rambling.
And like that, it's over. Almost 16 minutes of nothing, ending in Shane repeating his earlier gross rendition of "Here Comes the Bride."
Once married, Hannah is entitled to more of his assets in case he mysteriously rolls off an 'accessible' mountain, or contracts Covid, or simply dies of too much intense intimacy. She would get the house and all his financial holdings, plus revenue from books sales.
Good point. I found it odd that the house is in Shane's name only. Hannah better make sure he has a good will. I'm not sure what the law in MN is, but it differs by state. Even if they're married, if she doesn't get the house in Shane's will, if she were to outlive him, it could still be sticky.
The synopsis of the video is just that they have postponed the wedding until the same day next year due to Covid-19. They obviously put 'canceled' in the title so it would get more views.
Nailed it.