Random thoughts I had after smoking some weed and catching up on this thread:
-Since they claim they sleep together so well, how many times a week do you think Hannah wakes up drowning in Shane’s drool? Or rather, where do they store the bassinet that Hannah puts Shane in each night once the cameras and phones are put away?
-Did producers beg Shane to get rid of his crusty Terrible Towel while filming that scene for the TV show?
-Does Hannah pre-stretch the necks of Shane’s shirts after they buy them? There’s no way a t-shirt fits over his big head without a fight.
-I am continuously baffled how they think no one notices all that dirt and nastiness on every surface of his chair. The chest sling itself is TWO-TONED with caked-on dirt. And that is clear as day in the wedding photos!!!
-Why do they just call Hannah’s mom “Liz”? I get it’s common for older people to call parents/in-laws by their first names, but it just seems so informal and condescending coming from them. Like she’s just any ol’ person. Interesting given that I’m sure she’s wiped dude’s ass for him more than once. (What happened to his robot servant arm, btw?)
-I think ‘Liz’ cried because the reality of her situation set in while reviewing the photos. But of course, it’s super convenient to chalk it up to happy tears.
-Shane in his chair reminds me of nothing else but a babbling toddler in a high chair.
Bonus: this is the best/worst photo from their collection. Why Shane thought this was cute and funny is mystery. Need clothes pins to hold the sagging skin on his face up…
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