Squirmy and Grubs #9 Skanky & Weedy 34 pukes in 24 Hours: Welcome to the show

[SmallWonder]

It reminds me of when my parents friends would show their Hawaiian vacation slides in the 1970's after a dinner party

hahaha Now that everybody's finishing up their beef stroganoff and ambrosia salad, let's look at my honeymoon in Maui! Imagine a huge projector on the dining room table, swiping the used table settings with one arm to the side! I remember when I was a kid, I fell asleep within 5 minutes when my relatives were showing me vacation photos!

 

[nowboarding]

I HONESTLY HAVE WONDERED THIS SOOO MANY TIMES! Why does it seems like in EVERY video, she's just sitting beside him while he sits in his chair. Also, wasn't there a video somewhere that said Shane has pressure sores? (Probably from being in his chair constantly). I get the safety issue, and that he's rendered essentially helpless outside of his nasty harness and chair, but... You just never see anything remotely candid or comfortably real. It's all just show-ponying for the camera.

yeah- you would think they would have figured out a solution so he can sit on a sofa or chair for a little bit (like a butt pillow with bolstering on the sides so he doesn’t fall over and he’s cushioned, similar to what they do on planes)- but I guess comfort isn’t really a priority….

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

hahaha Now that everybody's finishing up their beef stroganoff and ambrosia salad, let's look at my honeymoon in Maui! Imagine a huge projector on the dining room table, swiping the used table settings with one arm to the side! I remember when I was a kid, I fell asleep within 5 minutes when my relatives were showing me vacation photos!

With my parents friends, it was always in the wood paneled room with the lights off and Planter peanuts in bowls with Lipton onion soup and sour cream dip and chips in other bowls. On the way home, I'd be in the back seat listening to my parents witch about Ray and Joyce

 

[Lakeannagirl77]

I wonder if they'll be exactly like Cole & Charisma and get an apartment in LA and bring Liz along while Hannah's dad stays behind in Minnesota. I don't know how he deals with having Hannah and Shane there in the house all the time and Liz going off with them on trips leaving him at home.

 

[SmallWonder]

With my parents friends, it was always in the wood paneled room with the lights off and Planter peanuts in bowls with Lipton onion soup and sour cream dip and chips in other bowls. On the way home, I'd be in the back seat listening to my parents witch about Ray and Joyce

Lipton soup mix and sour cream with potato chips- that's a dish that makes my life worth living! And aren't family witch-athons in the car the best?! I loved those car rides as a kid- it's fun for the whole family ! I bet Hannah and her family listen to Disney songs in car rides and say fake swear words to each other.

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

Lipton soup mix and sour cream with potato chips- that's a dish that makes my life worth living! And aren't family witch-athons in the car the best?! I loved those car rides as a kid- it's fun for the whole family ! I bet Hannah and her family listen to Disney songs in car rides and say fake swear words to each other.

I loved the witch-a-thons Especially now, knowing the origin stories True story....picture it, 1972. MizBeaverhausen as a flower girl at a hot and un-Godly, humid, August wedding. In those times drinks were as free as the parenting, but I digress. MizBeaverhausen was seated next to Auntie Elva, the nudist who enjoyed her share of G&T. MizB was parched and reached over to drink her 7UP.....not! It was Auntie Elva's G&T and Miz B, a 7 yr old became quite drunk. In came Miz B's parents, who did the right thing in'72 and placed her in a friend's air-conditioned fancy car to sober up. By the time that I sobered up, my Uncle John's brown suit became tan from sweat. How much do I miss the '70's

 

[SmallWonder]

I loved the witch-a-thons Especially now, knowing the origin stories True story....picture it, 1972. MizBeaverhausen as a flower girl at a hot and un-Godly, humid, August wedding. In those times drinks were as free as the parenting, but I digress. MizBeaverhausen was seated next to Auntie Elva, the nudist who enjoyed her share of G&T. MizB was parched and reached over to drink her 7UP.....not! It was Auntie Elva's G&T and Miz B, a 7 yr old became quite drunk. In came Miz B's parents, who did the right thing in'72 and placed her in a friend's air-conditioned fancy car to sober up. By the time that I sobered up, my Uncle John's brown suit became tan from sweat. How much do I miss the '70's View attachment 990335

Family witch-a-thons forever!!! Love the Golden Girls meme!! Wow to your 70's flower girl story! "In those times drinks were as free as the parenting" is so hilarious and accurate! Oh little MizB mistaking liquor for your 7-up, I bet you looked adorable as a flower girl and I'm glad that you got to sober up in the fancy car . Why are weddings always held on the hottest days of the year?! Fun fact: My childhood dream was to be a flower girl and it never happened, so I was a 31-year-old flower girl at my sister's wedding- I wore a light pink baby doll style fit and flare mini dress and pumps and carried a basket and threw petals down the aisle- so much fun. My cousin was 4 years old and she could've done it, but I took the gig because kids need to learn about not making the cut at a young age !

 

[The Doctor]

That's exactly what I thought, she's got a swimmer's build. She just has NO IDEA how to dress herself, or Shane.

Actually her hips are too wide.

 

[Veganarchist]

It reminds me of when my parents friends would show their Hawaiian vacation slides in the 1970's after a dinner party

Yes yes

 

[VirtualSkeptic]

How's the weather in opposite land

 

[Jbogie]

How's the weather in opposite land

WTF are these people smoking? Here’s the reality of Shane’s strength. This is him trying to lift a metal spoon.

 

[Dbledutchs]

That's sad, cause his condition is not a nice one. The fans or bots are delusional.

So their latest video is INFURIATING. I only watched like 2 seconds, didn't even click on it. They can't use the new chair because they don't have TIME for all the appointments to make it correct. WTF, all they have is time! It's not an emergency to go to LA, it's certainly not necessary, why would they sacrifice all that time and money? I don't know why I'm so mad!!!!

 

[jolleee]

That's sad, cause his condition is not a nice one. The fans or bots are delusional.

So their latest video is INFURIATING. I only watched like 2 seconds, didn't even click on it. They can't use the new chair because they don't have TIME for all the appointments to make it correct. WTF, all they have is time! It's not an emergency to go to LA, it's certainly not necessary, why would they sacrifice all that time and money? I don't know why I'm so mad!!!!

I don’t blame you for being mad at all. They shouldn’t be packing off to LA when thousands of people sat through that video with the hopes they would then see his new chair . People with any brain cells should start to see they exploit his disability for money with no regard

 

[Dbledutchs]

Like what a waste of time for the doctors and staff, and a waste of money. Some people would do anything for a chair upgrade and these two dolts just piss it away because they think they are some high powered jet setters. Oh gosh they have to WAIT to get an appointment? Who cares, WAIT. What is SO important in LA that you have to leave? Like I said, I only watched like a minute, so I don't know what they say in the rest of the video.

 

[Peraweila]

Anyone quarantining and bored? Here is the transcript of the latest video. It's automated text, so it is low quality with respect to reliability.

Spoiler: Very long text

Shane

over here

hello. Shane Burcaw here, oh boy i am not in my new wheelchair yet, you reach out lots of messages saying what happened to the new chair is the new chair not gonna be a thing did you really lie about your new wheelchair

oh boy. you're a liar

it's not ready for me yet my butt goes numb there's issues with the joystick positioning and we don't have time to get all the appointment with a specialist for each of those issues and that's like assuming it's a month-long process yeah and i called the amazing appointment and they're booked like reach out so we're leaving for la today right now right now right now we are packed we are ready we are not bringing the new wheelchair so in all of our la videos you will not see the new wheelchair yeah we're working on it oh the other thing is if every time i have to make an appointment to like fix an issue i get billed like a thousand dollars that's not a joke or an exaggeration literally a thousand dollars um and so i just don't feel particularly in a rush yeah do that

you're not excited to spend thousands and thousands more dollars how much how much did this cost again i don't think we ever talked about that 1000 uh-huh

thankfully i only had to pay out of pocket five and a half thousand yeah thousand yeahuh which was you know i know i am um

but yeah i just i there's issues and i know they're gonna

be very difficult to solve yeah and you

already tried to solve the butt problem



and it didn't work so it's just it's



going to be multiple appointments we're



a little bit at a loss yeah it is not a



choice that Shane is making to ignore the new chair he really wishes he was using


it that's what happened why i'm not bringing it to l.a um okay we're now late we're so late let's see





welcome to the show
it's time to talk about our lives


all right you excited chloe



oh boy so this is our pile and somehow we're supposed to get all of it into the car oh andrew right here yeah



the fridge isn't here yet it's still plugged in



oh man good luck



what do we do chloe



yeah well


we got everything to fit uh-huh just


barely it's just sort of it's hard to


see because it's just kind of a pile


it actually looks pretty good there's



stuff down in front of me yeah i mean



Shane can't move there's stuff a lot in

1

the back

1

and chloe's ready for her road trip she

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just laid down she's like let's go you

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know after this experience

i would vote that we just drive straight

1

through



i know don't stop five times it is it is



thursday right now we are not supposed



to arrive until friday of next week which means a lot of unpacking uh-huh



and your reef hat's in the van yeah



yeah



horrible and we're leaving a day early

because there's a huge snowstorm


which we're still gonna hit a little bit

of it's just you know this trip

it's never never just like a smooth smooth easy exit yeah we'll see


part of the fun off we go our first

drive is seven hours and we're leaving



it is 1 0



so we will not arrive until probably not



i didn't want my mom to hear that oh



your poor mom is like you left at one



i didn't know





we're at our first airbnb

0

we made it and it is so



nice and it's so cute it's an old school



house built in like the



and i learned a lot i just


there's a book here that this school



house is mentioned and i just read all



about it it was like rebuilt a few times



so i need to reread the chapter before



i'm clear on the history but



um it involves someone



riding a cow



we can tell you that story in the



morning and we'll do a tour but it's



it's super dark now it's what time is it

00

like 9 00.


so we're just gonna go to bed soon and



then we'll do a tour



in the morning it is really



really pretty and cool



yeah



we had a fantastic little dinner


yes we did we brought our food from home

this time we had i had a tuna fish sandwich and Shane had a microwavable cup of rice

it was really good it hadgarlic and olive oil yeah it was a rice



surprisingly it was really good yeah



anyway yeah now that we're hanging out



yep getting ready for bed chloe's



wandering around chloe doesn't like the



glass doors but otherwise she's having a



good time




but you said

0

the bar



good morning



good morning oh my god we had our heat

9

off

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overnight or like turned down yeah

0

because we like to sleep in the home but

0

it was really telling when we got up so


now somebody's wrapped in his blankie



and under here


is a heating pad that we brought

1

that's how you know both of us are like


always cold this is we're going to a

warm weather

0

plantation literally we can't handle



cold no



glad that we bought a house in minnesota



i know



i know



welcome to airbnb number one

9

kansas city edition today we'll be

1

bringing you on a tour



of where we've been staying



for the last



1 hours



like we said this is an old school house

0

that was restored um so we were really



surprised that it was as accessible as



it is there is a step to get in the



front door but it's a small step and we



have a one-step ramp so it works



perfectly for us the inside is pretty

0

spacious the owner was really

0

accommodating she like moved some things



around to make it more spacious all



right let's begin the tour



what do you think chloe chloe's going to



start by warning you about the creepy

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car parked outside that's actually our

1

car but she doesn't remember that




9

any thoughts on the kitchen Shane the

1

owner left us cookies yep that were



delicious yes



so good there's something so

0

special about an airbnb that like pays



attention to little touches like that



yeah they have like 90 different kinds

9

of tea yeah you should share them and

1

like all the



all the things that you would expect if



this was your home yep and a c major



that's a big deal for you yeah there's



very rarely a designated tea water

00

boiler which is just so much easier than

0

a pot you know you can just pour it into

0

the cup i love it and they often expect



you to use



the like coffee curate oh yeah that



tastes like coffee



every hotel is like you can just use



this pod in the coffee maker

1

like oh my god



coffee's been run through 900 times in



the last week yep there's chloe's food



bowls that's her most important part of



the tour



and here's the living room


this place is so



bright and airy with so many windows



and outside here



you can kind of see right

0

there ish there is a like a mode



path that goes all around and it's a



really pretty nature trail so we walked



that this morning



here's the bedroom



and bathroom


and there's little historical



information things and photos all around



about tell them about the town

1

tell them about the town

1

how about i just read the passage from


the book so i don't mess it up i'd like

1

if you do it from memory no it's a good



passage i didn't i did not that you're



supposed to sit in that why



i think it's fine welcome

0

i'm miss Hannah



i'm into this



i'm going to read to you a small passage



about yarnold

1

district number 0. what bridge is that



the school is believed to have had its



origin in a log cabin erected



in 1 . that was it harry potter no



rural schools and schoolhouses of



douglas county kansas by goldie piper



daniels



and this book is so old it does not have

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a publication page or anything i don't

01

know when it was


um


uh here here we go okay


so


your thomas yarnold came from england



with his wife in 1 and built a stone


house of six rooms a short distance east


of the school site so somewhere over

19

there

0

um his daughter anna was born here and



when the little girl was old enough to



attend school she sometimes rode to



school on a cow which when released

9

dutifully returned alone to home



pastures that sounds so fake yep she



would just hop off her cow and it would



go home i didn't know you could write



cows

9

i guess you can write anything probably

1

not supposedly anything that's big i



mean she was like five a small child can



probably ride a cow pretty easily



i could probably ride chloe and then it


just talks about

1

like in 1 9 ella stone at a salary of



0 per month taught the pupils



wow i know and then they had a debate


team here


they held different debates that were


like

0

one was uh that the united states should



aid the two republics in south africa in



their struggle for freedom but then the



next week it was that the cow is more



useful than the horse

1

especially if you ride it so there are

1

like fun ones and for that one it was so

0

not important that they let two women



participate in the debate oh geez not in



the important one but in the cal one



there were two women who were allowed so

9

oh everyone in history history lovely



i love stuff like that though i didn't



realize i was so excited that there was



you know like this school is in this

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book all right time for your lessons i

1

should get out of the little mini school



desk



it's kind of small so we're actually



hanging out



in this apartment or house um sorry this



whole house



uh



all day today because we had the time of



day early to get ahead of the snow storm



but we can't move on



yet because the airbnbs along the way



are all built for very specific days you



understand yes so we have to stay on



schedule there's a snowstorm coming here



tonight



that might complicate



getting out and on our way to oklahoma



tomorrow but we're going to risk it



because otherwise we have nowhere to go



in oklahoma yeah we could leave today



but then we'd be in a hormone a day



early and we can't go we can't get that



airbnb until tomorrow it's a whole big



deal so we'd end up being in a hotel in



oklahoma for a night and then moving to



the airbnb



it would just be annoying such a pain



but it might be more of a pain if we get



so much to know that we're stranded here



yep um so we have enough flares



we'll send one up if we need



assistance and hopefully one of you one



of you in kansas lives in kansas you



might be on the lookout you see a flare



that's us in the schoolhouse



uh



without food no more food at that point



we brought so much food



yeah we do we have enough food for like



two weeks yeah we're good no no flares i



don't know if there's other people



coming to stay here probably but we're friendly we'll share the bed so we'll keep you updated on how all of that goes we're filming this whole trip so
come along with us struggle through the snow oh wow the scheduling alright

bye

 

[jolleee]

Like what a waste of time for the doctors and staff, and a waste of money. Some people would do anything for a chair upgrade and these two dolts just piss it away because they think they are some high powered jet setters. Oh gosh they have to WAIT to get an appointment? Who cares, WAIT. What is SO important in LA that you have to leave? Like I said, I only watched like a minute, so I don't know what they say in the rest of the video.

Just like the filthy harness - another piece of reality they ignore for greener more exciting pastures

 

[Jbogie]

This answers the diaper question once and for all.

 

[Happy-go-lucky-_-]

This answers the diaper question once and for all.

How can people not see that!! Wow!

 

[Cattycat79]

That is the concluding evidence in the diaper trifecta - padded butt, baby wipes, Diaper Genie. It does not get any more clear! I highly doubt Hannah does all the diaper changes, too.
I bet their braindead fans will take the Diaper Genie as "proof" that they are prepping for a baby, even though it is currently in use

 

[VirtualSkeptic]

This answers the diaper question once and for all.

Imagine their horror when they realized they missed that.