Squirmy and Grubs #8 Spermy & Greedy: Perfect specimen preservation, ass shots & a soulless mansion.

[msc student]

The latest video was a real treat if you like seeing Hannah triggered. She did not disappoint. The topic for the video was things they wish people knew about them. They separated these things between real life people and online people.

Shane's wishes that the people he encounters in real life would understand that he is not a child and that he IS capable of interaction. Fair enough I think. But then he goes on to say, "The only real difference between me and every other adult is that I'm sitting." Ohh okay, Shane. If you say so.

Shane also wishes people would understand that he's a writer, and as such, he has written about past girlfriends. This does not invalidate his current relationship. Both Shane and Hannah marvel at how anyone can think that his having had girlfriends means that their relationship if fake. According to them, it must be because he's disabled and people can't grasp that he's had relationships before. Of course they avoid the real accusations which is that he's sold the EXACT same schtick multiple times and THAT is what people are questioning. It's not that. It's that everyone is ableist.

Hannah wishes people would understand that she isn't actually unfriendly and cold. She doesn't talk to people because she has nothing to say. It's nothing personal. Also she wishes people would stop looking for discrepancies in their videos aka catching them in lies. It really irritates her so please stop busting them on something that they may have said in the past. Oh and last one- please stop accusing her of not taking good enough care of Shane. Hes an adult who can ask for chapstick or a good hair combing session. If he doesn't ask, he doesn't receive it. She's his wife, not his mother.

There you have it!

thanks for the summary. I rely on them since a couple of weeks since they disgust me so much that I can't really watch them anymore.
I somehow think their house of cards will collapse soon, but I think hannah and liz have some back-up plans to secure assets.

for someone who watches their videos; does it look like shane is wearing a diaper? I think it is definitely possible he wears one, but maybe his bones pop-out in a funny way?

He's also the size of an 8 year old (under 5 feet, as I believe he once said), shriveled shoulders, no muscle mass, has a weak jawline, an annoying pubescent voice, dresses in clothes from the youth department, is 65 lbs wet, and his "wife" who feeds him and changes his nappy on a baby's changing table is a foot taller than him...just like any other REGULAR 29 year old adult male. STOP LOOKING AT HIS WHEELCHAIR and making assumptions about his age, you idiots. Seriously, so infuriating. Gawd.

Hannah, use real examples of what lies people call you out on, not stupid analogies involving oranges. If you have forgotten or lost count, hit us up - we can help! One would be supposedly going off birth control, then not remembering when you did. A non verbal one is showing off all the food Shane orders at restaurants yet could barely eat a dollop of cream during cake testing. Can go on and on.

I can't with Shane and his fake girlfriends "explanation". YOU KNOW what's up, bro, and so do we

(I had to break my S&G strike and watch this particular one...their bullshit is both aggravating and hilariously delusional).

absolutely brutal comment, I love it. shane is delusional. any kid could beat him up. he can't please a women, except with his wit and funny jokes of course!

 

[VirtualSkeptic]

They delete 100s of comments everyday. The only way to find juicy comments is by "newest" and see them before they get deleted. Id like to see their list of blocked accounts, probably in the 1000s by now lol.
Yeah there was a clear outline of a diaper. I dont think regular underwear would have such a clear outline like that.

 

[jolleee]

I agree, meeting someone and immediately having them care for you in such a personal way seems odd...UNLESS this was all set up by the parents. Liz and Shane's dad. Liz had a daughter that was autistic, but average looking and a previous athlete, so strong enough to carry him. Shane's dad and Shane of course think he's amazing, talented writer and we're already dabbling with his career via Shannon and Anna. So they found the set up, made the contract, that Liz would be the primary caregiver, and Hannah would be the wife, and her being so sheltered and heavily influenced by her parents went along because why not? She gets to live a nice life. It all kind of fits better than their dumb narrative. We just have to find the Liz and Shane's dad connection and I think we solved the case

I think there is a third child in the burcaw family have seen a Burcaw in their family social media mix who has obv opted out of the fame they planned . She looks exactly like a cross between the mom burcaw and daddy Jonny B. Anyways yes the connection Liz and Jon hmmm guitars music or lawn scaping… who knows but yea it was all signed sealed and delivered. Mom liz wasn’t sure what their athletic yet socially odd autistic daughter was going to for a career being that she wasn’t too bright … bingo

 

[Dbledutchs]

Yup, there has to be a connection. The only thing I can see so far is that Liz and Shane's dad connected through some disability organization, Liz has an autistic daughter, and Jon has Shane. Maybe a 5k or something?

 

[lollieloo]

I hate myself a bit for saying this but I do think she has a fetish not necessarily in disabled guys but in being in charge and having someone idolise her and never question her or she will leave , kinda thing but in order to have a sexual relationship there’s got to be something going on in her psyche because your regular bod , cruel though it maybe couldn’t be turned on by a man with a twisted boys body and so I will always believe that she wanted him purely to get ahead without ever having to worry about him ending their relationship and all the pluses she could think of in the future of being his widow , the books she can write , the tv appearances , the money ! He is a lucrative bet for her and one she can’t lose so long as he doesn’t live longer than she expects. I’ve never seen a person decline so fast once married , isn’t marriage meant to be good for men ? Her evil personality shows through her best rehearsed smiles ! They say the eyes are the window to the soul well hers are pure evil imo …… if I was Shane’s family members I’d be so angry right now as they must see what we see ! More fool him for being so deluded as to think she genuinely loves him , he will I believe pay the ultimate price for his foolishness ! With his life ! FFWD 5 years she’s the Merry Widow with an only fans account to get paid for the arse she loves to flash ! Weirdo ! She’s the female equivalent of the dirty rain Mac guy !

 

[jolleee]

I hate myself a bit for saying this but I do think she has a fetish not necessarily in disabled guys but in being in charge and having someone idolise her and never question her or she will leave , kinda thing but in order to have a sexual relationship there’s got to be something going on in her psyche because your regular bod , cruel though it maybe couldn’t be turned on by a man with a twisted boys body and so I will always believe that she wanted him purely to get ahead without ever having to worry about him ending their relationship and all the pluses she could think of in the future of being his widow , the books she can write , the tv appearances , the money ! He is a lucrative bet for her and one she can’t lose so long as he doesn’t live longer than she expects. I’ve never seen a person decline so fast once married , isn’t marriage meant to be good for men ? Her evil personality shows through her best rehearsed smiles ! They say the eyes are the window to the soul well hers are pure evil imo …… if I was Shane’s family members I’d be so angry right now as they must see what we see ! More fool him for being so deluded as to think she genuinely loves him , he will I believe pay the ultimate price for his foolishness ! With his life ! FFWD 5 years she’s the Merry Widow with an only fans account to get paid for the arse she loves to flash ! Weirdo ! She’s the female equivalent of the dirty rain Mac guy !

Yes oh yes not to mention all the attention she’s getting with herself all over socials with hair waved and highlighted professionally . Skimpy clothing well maintained figure from exercising

and that biggalo guy commenting on her ass giving it a 10. But hey that’s all Meta Insta and Facebook is really all about.Rating womens bodies !!

 

[lollieloo]

Yes oh yes not to mention all the attention she’s getting with herself all over socials with hair waved and highlighted professionally . Skimpy clothing well maintained figure from exercising

and that biggalo guy commenting on her ass giving it a 10. But hey that’s all Meta Insta and Facebook is really all about.Rating womens bodies !!

good point , I mean isn’t that how it began ? Mark & his mates rating women ! We have come so far as a society and yet we have barely moved !

 

[jolleee]

good point , I mean isn’t that how it began ? Mark & his mates rating women ! We have come so far as a society and yet we have barely moved !

yup. Doubt they’d have any fame if she didn’t have the “look” she does. Heaven forbid she just looked normal. Who knows where the brand would be then

 

[Jbogie]

She really seems like she’s losing it. This is the third video in a row with lots of angry vibes. They refer to all of these hundreds of comments and I almost never see them. I agree that they must be deleted immediately. Hannah can’t handle criticism at all. Relationship criticism is one thing but if it’s about HER personally, she loses it. I guess they think that scolding their viewers will solve the problem but all it’s doing is exposing her crappy personality to their actual fans. I think YouTube is making her miserable. They tried to make a joke about irony but the real irony is that what is making them rich is affecting her mental health. She’s going to snap one of these days.

 

[SmallWonder]

Full makeup, candles and bubbles strategically covering her breasts- I've learned so much about accessibility and SMA in this video

 

[Jbogie]

Here’s the diaper pic.

 

[msc student]

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Here’s the diaper pic.

interesting.

and yes, someone/something is monitoring the comments 24/7. my comments get deleted all the time if I give a little critique.

but when I said shane is the perfect specimen and that we have to preserve his semen, nobody deleted it. LOL

 

[Dbledutchs]

So they must pay to have the negative comments deleted, and why does nobody ask, hey Hannah, you said there were negative comments, but where are they? Maybe we should all just put a ton of stuff asking questions and see what happens. Funny she used the word "entitled" because that's what I said in the comments, I said " what entitled jerks".

What if we put comments in their older videos? What would happen?

 

[Happy-go-lucky-_-]

Could it be any more obvious that they read these posts

. I haven’t watched it yet so maybe it’s clickbait but wow

 

[DoubleOld]

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Full makeup, candles and bubbles strategically covering her breasts- I've learned so much about accessibility and SMA in this video

They are getting desperate for views. And think about how much time and planning went into this. Either Hannah did the "work" involved in setting everything up by herself or it was a mother/daughter project. With Shane being the Little Director barking out orders in the background.
They should not be around children with their nasty public displays. In fact, I wonder how much contact is allowed between Hannah's nieces and nephews and Hannah and Shane. There are alarm bells going off in my head right and left. Where is everybody?

I'm not buying into Shane's mother hardly ever being on camera because she is "shy." I'm sure she would be willing to be interviewed in the context of the challenges of raising a child with SMA, for example. But that would take away from the real purpose of their channel: Fetish porn. Their Patreon account must be a goldmine for them. Do they have to declare how much money they get from that? I would be very interested......

 

[Dbledutchs]

What is the whole Patreon thing?

 

[DoubleOld]

Could it be any more obvious that they read these postsView attachment 919634. I haven’t watched it yet so maybe it’s clickbait but wow

Good!!! Maybe she'll stop now.

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

Could it be any more obvious that they read these postsView attachment 919634. I haven’t watched it yet so maybe it’s clickbait but wow

At least we know that she's had her monthly bath.

 

[Cattycat79]

Do they have to declare how much money they get from that? I would be very interested......

They have 327 Patreon subs (down from over 400 since they bought their mansion). 21 of them are "Advocacy Partners" who shell out $105 USD a MONTH (totaling $2,205/month and gross $26,460/year) to get a hand written thank you note (obviously not by Shane), a tshirt, all crappy low level "perks", and as very vaguely described "be a part of changing the widespread stigmas that surround disability". What does that even mean? It can probably be translated to funding their fancy dinners and drinks to "prove" Shane is a regular bro who just sits in a wheelchair and fetish requests.

 

[boredawn]

So they must pay to have the negative comments deleted, and why does nobody ask, hey Hannah, you said there were negative comments, but where are they? Maybe we should all just put a ton of stuff asking questions and see what happens. Funny she used the word "entitled" because that's what I said in the comments, I said " what entitled jerks".

What if we put comments in their older videos? What would happen?

I used that very word too and was replied to by then. I might be falling into their hands with this, but it seems a bit like hannah is cracking up. As much as I can't stand them I wouldn't want it in my conscience if she did break, so I will hang fire for a bit.