Sophie Cachia #4 Spreading Lies in 3 Shades of Nude

[finelines]

Nope. It’s better this way. You don’t have time in your life for another problematic influencer . The Kearns family are the absolute worst. Trashier bogans and even thinner skinned even Sophie

I can’t go down that rabbit hole. Worse than Soph and Emmylou

 

[Limpy Love]

Nope. It’s better this way. You don’t have time in your life for another problematic influencer . The Kearns family are the absolute worst. Trashier bogans and even thinner skinned even Sophie

….but you’re welcome to join us over on the thread anytime

Thanks for the invite but hell no!!

 

[pixie spotty]

Dying at how pathetic everything is looking so far. Wonder if Leah is sitting at home giggling at this tit, sad that Sophia didn’t learn anything from her.

 

[BobbyDidABigStinkyPoo]

I just looked on Leah Betts LinkedIn and can see where Sophie copied her website bio from

 

[Michy02]

This is all I see when I see her branding - $8 for 3 on Catch!

 

[KmartByron]

I just looked on Leah Betts LinkedIn and can see where Sophie copied her website bio from

What in bleeping word salad history is this? That first sentence…I had to read & re-read about 3 times. Then vomit. Then read again. Is it just a case of taking all the fancy words you know and dropping them into a sentence and hoping for the best?
Im going to try a ‘Gotham Sharp’ aesthetic tomorrow, sitting at my desk, in my spare room.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Thanks for the invite but hell no!!

Your loss

 

[Scaredweirdlittleguy]

Your loss

These two make me feel queasy!

 

[horseteeth]

What in bleeping word salad history is this? That first sentence…I had to read & re-read about 3 times. Then vomit. Then read again. Is it just a case of taking all the fancy words you know and dropping them into a sentence and hoping for the best?
Im going to try a ‘Gotham Sharp’ aesthetic tomorrow, sitting at my desk, in my spare room.

I’m still reading it, it makes no sense but I can’t even work out what she is trying to say?

 

[Ill fitting culottes]

Because there is no other make up brand in the world that has basic beige nude, brown nude and pink nude lipstick. Slow clap for this Muppet.

And her PJs are just rebranded crap from overseas. Have seen a US based 'influencer' of sorts, wear something pretty much exactly the same as the leopard print shorts and shirt, that she got from target (their version of Kmart, it's confusing, weird yanks) for like $12.

Massive facepalm with this one

 

[ActiveLies]

What is “Gotham capital”?
Is she dressing like Batman?

 

[Bizziebody]

I'm surprised Bob hasn't had a try out of the fantastic woke lipsticks

 

[Whiskers1]

Please Sophie can you send Emmylou some lippy, just so I can hear her absolutely butcher the name

Emmy would duck up saying colour 1, 2 or 3 let alone the brand name

How reassuring for Soph to get a big thumbs up from the biggest dork in Melbourne. I can’t stand Adele

She might get some fweebies for complimenting the bwanding.

 

[emmyglue]

She might get some fweebies for complimenting the bwanding.

Hahaha Fweebies! Um she was um very impwessed um wiv the um bwanding

 

[sophiesgiantego]

Anyone catch the preview for the next episode of survivor? More Sophie / Sam / KJ action

 

[Sophie's hairy salmon]

I'm surprised Bob hasn't had a try out of the fantastic woke lipsticks

I'm surprised it wasn't named Bobby Poo Brown

 

[Notabully]

Loved waking up to see Nadia Bartel revealing a Mac PR box and their valentines day deal..... Poor ceo smoph will be dying with all her excess stock im sure she's gonna have to stay flogging it out to influenzers too

 

[Pollie]

Loved waking up to see Nadia Bartel revealing a Mac PR box and their valentines day deal..... Poor ceo smoph will be dying with all her excess stock im sure she's gonna have to stay flogging it out to influenzers too

Just saw that!! So much cuter too. This is a disastrous business idea, if it succeeds I’ll be shocked.

 

[Fdmroy]

I also put in 10,000 of one of the products and allowed me to take it to checkout

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

I also put in 10,000 of one of the products and allowed me to take it to checkout

Was this your fault @Fdmroy?