Sophie Cachia #29 Content is boring, Isuzu sales are slow, and now her gorgeous ex is off to sunny Mexico

[santababy]

A completely random note, but I can’t believe how dead the gomi thread is

 

[strawhair trunchbull]

She’s just so incredibly small and insignificant. Her true follower numbers (minus hate follows, the second biggest quota behind bots) would be below 10k, she doesn’t have a clear audience, her brand (I use that term in it’s loosest sense) is just chaos lurching from persona to persona, financially she’s obviously in the , grossly overcapitalised on the morgue, kids barely tolerate her, no friends and alienated her family.
Sad that at 32 this is what it’s come to.
…..couldn’t happen to a nicer human

 

[ActiveLies]

How odd. She treats Floss like shit. Her contempt for the child is so obvious yet she's disgustingly ok with using the poor kid as bait with those videos
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Sophie is no fool. She knows perverts etc watch.

And the fake “god help me” vibes like she has no choice in the way her 5 year old dresses? Or hasn’t played an active role in the media she’s exposed to? That little girl dressing the way she does and dancing to the music she does isn’t an accident, it’s happened because Sophie is completely incapable of appropriate boundaries on the world her children are exposed to. AND NONE OF IT NEEDS TO BE FILMED AND SHARED. Fuck she’s disgraceful.

 

[Colab Queen Sophie Trophy]

5hr financacae meeting… next min selling a ‘spare’ computer. Grim.

 

[Sophie's hairy salmon]

To put it bluntly Sophie, you're a complete wanker.

 

[shinebrightlikea…veneer]

Classy

She 100% must have been the influencer who pissed their pants in the mosh pit at the Sam smith concert in Adelaide

 

[Sure…Media!]

I’m sure the dog is permitted to be on holidays as a service companion. Sophie would never ever break a rule or disrespect someone else’s property.

I think it’s really beautiful they can co parent together so successfully, in spite of the fact he could never remember to pay the mortgage.

I’m really excited for the next Big Love photoshoot, just in time for the book. Note to stylist: please don’t let NB blend in to the couch again. It’s bad enough his hairline looks like mine when I blend in to the background of a Zoom meeting.

Also, looking forward to some more Only Fans voyeuristic content when she puts that massager to use on someone in front of the kids.

 

[survivHER]

Oh god. Opened the Saturday paper and look who greets me

 

[lovethatformeh]

And just like that, she's cured! Who would've guessed that ANTIHISTAMINES would be good for hayfever?!?

 

[Sure…Media!]

Right post, wrong thread

 

[Broken Veneers]

That trip to the US... less than a week then? Must have gone economy or we would have seen the inflight business class selfies. Shared a twin bed hotel room with the PA. Add in the time difference of 15 hours and flight times of 14 hours, she spent less than 6 days in the US. Not the flex she tried to make it out to be.

 

[newtothis123]

Hi Koala/Emma, if you could just send me a mattress topper, that would be great. K thanks, byeee!

FYI Sophie it’s not the mattress that stops Floss sleeping in her own bed. It’s your lack of parenting.

 

[Colab Queen Sophie Trophy]

If she is filming - making contend - posting content in the USA then she is ‘working’ in the USA. I very much doubt she has a working visa… careful Cachia

 

[magsmagsmags]

Oh and for someone with an absolute fear of flying… many many photos of plane tickets

Yeah much scared of flying!

 

[meg_snarkle]

As a sports writer she copped it all too ?
What during the 8 months she went to uni LMAO

I want just one tiny percentage of this deluded wanker’s self confidence.
Why are stupid people so confident?

She’s a whole two-day Dunning-Kruger conference isn’t she, with lunch provided.

 

[humanfemale]

How does one make real hair look like a RUG? Chomps I cannot

 

[meangorls]

It was never hayfever. Alllll influencers do this they always say they all of a sudden have “hay fever” but really they are just sick but still want to socialise. So they claim “hayfever” so no one asks why they look like shit. They NEVER talk about hay fever when they are just at home with no functions or things to go to
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It started during covid. Allll the influencers suddenly had hayfever jessiika Wilson did it when she was on a weekend away with her hubby during covid. Had “hayfever” and now years later she’s never had hayfever again…. Crazy

 

[AJAYA]

That long winded sentence says to me she wrote it herself

Now I know I don't have a book on the ballarat best sellers list, but should it be author 'of' rather than author 'to'?

 

[lovethatformeh]

But ….. she’s tried ‘everything’?

Everything except the ONE LITERAL THING recommended for it

 

[Johnnygirl]

She is too old now for playing pretend business woman.Its getting very embarrassing to watch.