Sophie Cachia #13 Mad's off to Italy, Soph's crying bitterly, parenting is fiddily, book sales are diddily

[whodat1]

99% sure it was Strathmore secondary!

her mum worked at strathmore. Not sure if she went there. Oak park maccas is a walk if you want to kiss a few periods

Came here to say the same thing. She looks like an absolute clown with the orange foundation against a light hairline. Why is it so hard for her to embrace her fair skin?!

she had hair and makeup professionally done this morning!!!

I’ve made a start on her book *spoiler alert - it’s dogshit*

Does anyone know what ‘fantastic local school’ she attended before PEGS? Buckley Park? Essendon Keilor College?

Also, my god her poor mother. Gets shitcanned for 7 pages in chapter 3 alone.

I actually thought she went to local primary school then to pegs as secondary

 

[Everyoneisasking]

I have 2 of those identical type blankets that I bought from Kmart. They live in the car and we use them at netball/footy. They are awesome as they are thin, warm and wash well. I paid around $20 each - who in their right mind would pay $90 for one???

 

[Drama Filled Llama]

This is what happens when you’re desperate to not have visible wrinkles and keep pushing for more and more filler. It shouldn’t be used all over your face. She’s going to end up like Jaclyn Hill with her giant moon face.


CHRIST

The colour and the texture. Make it stop.

 

[meowbratt3]

It’s exclusive if no one was there to see it.

Don’t you @ me with any dissing of the dolphin mink blankets @shelookscute ! The 90’s were awesome

Good news is all those leopard blankets have sold out. Deuce Bigalo snapped them up for his clients.

Gonna place my bets what she was content creating for today so she could get back to her business’. Dressed like that it could only be a brown liquor, Nicorette or the Melbourne Airport Motel.

Our Lady of the Perpetual Thesaurus is at it again. How many people does she employ who aren’t her ex-s.i.l, PA and work experience students?

When can I start and when will I get the LV bag?

“I’ve learned to understand with employees that they need to be happy in their job in order to perform their best for you.”

What a REVOLUTIONARY thought from the worlds best human CEO! Bravo, Sophie.

 

[grifter]

her mum worked at strathmore. Not sure if she went there. Oak park maccas is a walk if you want to kiss a few periods



she had hair and makeup professionally done this morning!!!



I actually thought she went to local primary school then to pegs as secondary

I thought it was Strathmore secondary then she moved to pegs for year 11 & 12. The pegs high school campus isn’t near a maccas anyway. More porkies from scum? Or it wasn’t just a spare period she missed but her English classes as well.

 

[itssobutiful]

Does anyone have the link to the free library version of the book?

 

[Wowisforreal]

The latest ad for the new dog blankets. How on Earth is she an influencer. My daughter's year 6 technology team have created better ads for their school social media. She is getting worse in all aspects of her life. Who do you think has gone that helped her the most with her looks what she posts was it NB? Somebody else must have been behind her. Now she is on her own she is a raving looney. Her makeup is a bloody mess. Back a few years ago I thought she always look better well put together. Even her spray tans are orange now.

 

[itsspelleddivinenotdevine]

It makes me lol whenever she/cachia reshare insta stories of their desperado customers posting their orders and saying “in and out within one minute”… like there is some imaginary queue of people fighting to get these blankets or leopard print pyjamas that look the same as the 300 previous styles every time they go live.

 

[gemmagucci]

Sophie dat you???

 

[Sophie's hairy salmon]

I'm feeling really crap today, sick and greasy hair. So I went to check out Sophie's page and I feel much better after seeing Bobo the clown.

 

[HitnMiss]

Sophie should read this forum while she's here on Tattle

Your tips on how to look more Groomed, Glamorous or Polished.

As the title says, what are your tips for looking Groomed, Glamorous or Polished? Whether it be on a budget or if you splash the cash, leave your tips below.

tattle.life

 

[GeorgieBox]

Does anyone have the link to the free library version of the book?

Z library, you need to sign up and it’s a bit fiddly

 

[BettyFord]

I would post it on my stories to show others what a cow she is.


Omg the styling


Girl needs to learn how to blend it into her hairline.

That was done by her makeup artist friend !! I think her name is Tessa? Blending would be great lol

 

[AJAYA]

Z library, you need to sign up and it’s a bit fiddly

Does anyone know if she gets $$ when you use a free credit to listen to the book on audible?

 

[shelookscute]

Does anyone have the link to the free library version of the book?

From a previous thread:

Z-Library single sign on

Z-Library single sign on | Z-Library. Download books for free. Find books

au1lib.org

 

[Jezzybell]

WTF, WTF, WTF, just what the!! The outfit, the hair, the makeup, the fact she thinks this is making ‘content’, the width of that room (it’s like she can touch either side), the fugly bloody blanket (is she trying to sell it as something you wear!!) - it’s total absolute amateur hour.

 

[grifter]

WTF, WTF, WTF, just what the!! The outfit, the hair, the makeup, the fact she thinks this is making ‘content’, the width of that room (it’s like she can touch either side), the fugly bloody blanket (is she trying to sell it as something you wear!!) - it’s total absolute amateur hour.

she can touch that ceiling. What is with that look? Scum, beaky called, she wants her poo brown costume back.

 

[Needsarealjob]

The latest ad for the new dog blankets. How on Earth is she an influencer. My daughter's year 6 technology team have created better ads for their school social media. She is getting worse in all aspects of her life. Who do you think has gone that helped her the most with her looks what she posts was it NB? Somebody else must have been behind her. Now she is on her own she is a raving looney. Her makeup is a bloody mess. Back a few years ago I thought she always look better well put together. Even her spray tans are orange now.

Yes. She looked much nicer when she was with Jaryd.

It makes me lol whenever she/cachia reshare insta stories of their desperado customers posting their orders and saying “in and out within one minute”… like there is some imaginary queue of people fighting to get these blankets or leopard print pyjamas that look the same as the 300 previous styles every time they go live.

The tacky bogan animal print does my head in. Just. no.

How about the black one from Kmart!!

I actually did buy one of these for my dog in the single size

 

[rezarezza]

her mum worked at strathmore. Not sure if she went there. Oak park maccas is a walk if you want to kiss a few periods

You’re right! I found her 2005 year 9 photo on their website. It’s a decent school, she’s just a crappy person, but we knew that anyway

 

[Scaredweirdlittleguy]

WTF, WTF, WTF, just what the!! The outfit, the hair, the makeup, the fact she thinks this is making ‘content’, the width of that room (it’s like she can touch either side), the fugly bloody blanket (is she trying to sell it as something you wear!!) - it’s total absolute amateur hour.

For fucks sake. She has “professional” hair and make up to take these photos (I’m going to skim past the blanket coz ) and all I see are her disgusting nails.

She’s such a dud.