Paul is defo one of those people on FB that checks into the hospital and then replies "message me babs" or "cant talk about it on here" type bs. WHAT is that instagram 'diary' entry? why would you use IG to journal your innermost personal thoughts anyway, let alone when you're Paul? There is no doubt he needs therapy, like serious, real therapy however we all know that isn't going to happen as it requires commitment, *want* to change and Paul doesn't even think there is anything wrong with him.
That video he posted yday of him doing that ridiculously cringy 'dance', the one before the phonecall one, what are those moves? like seriously, there is nothing masculine about him at all and how he thinks any female looks at this and finds it attractive is beyond me.
Also Paul, babs, please please use some warm compresses, improve your hygiene and go and get some chloramphenicol for that huge stye residing on your eyelid, its gonna need its own postcode if its allowed to proliferate much longer
![Woozy face :woozy_face: 🥴](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f974.png)