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hazza26
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He’s full of absolute shit, we all know he sits in the bottom of that shower every day crying hysterically at the shit show he calls life… happy people don’t go on about how happy they are, they are too busy enjoying life. His whole existence and life is based on social media. He has no real friends, no home no job no money no relationship with his son. He’s 76 and has absolutely FUCK ALL to offer anyone. We sit our phones down and enjoy our partners, lives, jobs kids lovely homes etc. He can’t sit the phone down coz he has nowt else in life. Absolutely tragic. Time is passing him by and his son is learning each day how to live without him, he’s so blind he can’t see it. But does he care!? Does he fuck. This is the man willing to uproot and move after twenty minutes in a relationship with no thought for that precious child. God bless his poor dad too and I really mean it as he’s got to this age in life and now has to harbour the village idiot in his spare room because of his own dumbass decisions. Keep telling urself ur “happy” Paul. Put the fucking phone down and sort ur shit out. Strangers don’t care about you, these people you profess to live to make “smile” everyday don’t care about you. Ur a bit of shit entertainment, and it’s not that people think ur great it’s the fact they are intrigued by the bizarre unhinged behaviour. If you had real life friends they would tell you this. Ur followers put their phones down and get on with their happy lives meanwhile back at the ranch ur life’s in tatters. Grow the fuck up man and salvage that slither of self respect back for urself.
Dwightschrute
VIP Member
Hi
Pauls only friends are Tina and his dad so unless you’re BFF with Daddy Breach I don’t know who you could be on about?
You can’t come in here and tease us with a little taster, give us some tea babs x hi x
teddywoo
Active member
ooopssididitagain
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Paul clapping with joy every time a girl under 18 follows him
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unsociable
Chatty Member
Tina ain’t gonna shag you lot
ooopssididitagain
Well-known member
Set yourself up for that one Paul 
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bathroomdancingking
Member
0.02% of his followers pay to speak to him.. calm down beyonce
ooopssididitagain
Well-known member
So let’s get this right he travelled all the way to Chester to stalk his ex-girlfriend? He clearly spent all of his time there by himself the fucking creep
Roasthinch
Member
He’s 42…
In a travel lodge… drinking a Frijj, a warm frijj at that. I enjoy a milkshake from time to time but this has wound me up
grow up and have a grown up drink like the grown up you’re supposed to be. Bet he’s got some cheese string and dairylea dunkers for snacks too like the bland slab of spam he is.
In a travel lodge… drinking a Frijj, a warm frijj at that. I enjoy a milkshake from time to time but this has wound me up
grow up and have a grown up drink like the grown up you’re supposed to be. Bet he’s got some cheese string and dairylea dunkers for snacks too like the bland slab of spam he is.
HammyHeed
Well-known member
He'll be getting mega para now lol suspecting everyone with his shite beady eyes.ugh hahah fuck sake, It's such a random block as well, he had no clue I was from here
Last night on the live he got so passionate about sites and people being held accountable for what they write on the Internet (by law in the future) that he slevered and tried to save face by quickly wiping it away. I caught it on screen record but
slevery sleekit sliding bastard
ooopssididitagain
Well-known member
Tina trying to balance life between playing candy crush, watching Paul’s lives and reading on here
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<PaulWearsThese
Well-known member
that would be meThis was his face when someone called "itsalarder" sent him a gift and he realised what their username meant
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Motherofsnacks
Active member
Anyone else genuinely not been able to eat ham since all this?
I think of him and I can almost smell that ham fart that pops out when you open a new packet.
I think of him and I can almost smell that ham fart that pops out when you open a new packet.
gurlbye
Chatty Member
Sorry… did you think it was a Pauley B original songHamlet's, serious question.
Is there another version of "do you wemember?" Is it something he reworked/added his own lyrics to?
Because someone at work sang those 3 words and then stopped. I had the weirdest moment and asked them to finish the song, they didn't. Played off that they didn't actually know the words. Have I been working alongside a fellow Hamlet in the flesh?!
I panicked and moved on!
I don't know what to do next
I can’t deal I’m logging out