You’re still coming with us, don’t worry! Pack your sun cream
who's coming for a swim then, hamlets?
You’re still coming with us, don’t worry! Pack your sun cream
I bet Paul will be hiding behind a palm tree trying to hear us talking about him, then he’ll get angry and punch some coconuts
he’ll punch the tree in anger and the coconuts will fall and hit him on the headI bet Paul will be hiding behind a palm tree trying to hear us talking about him, then he’ll get angry and punch some coconuts
Queue the *attempted* speed walk off in the sand when he’s stropping, but he just keeps tripping over and losing his balance- ‘I’m so bleeping stupid…. Idiot… duck sake…Why?… WHY?!’he’ll punch the tree in anger and the coconuts will fall and hit him on the headnow that’s an ick
One of my friends once said to me that to get over someone, just imagine them walking in sand and their feet just keep slipping and going off to the side and sinking…can confirm it workedQueue the *attempted* speed walk off in the sand when he’s stropping, but he just keeps tripping over and losing his balance- ‘I’m so bleeping stupid…. Idiot… duck sake…Why?… WHY?!’
Being shat on.if one of Paul’s ex-girlfriends went on a live TikTok and released all of his kinks, what’s one kink you would not be surprised at?
Is feet too obvious?if one of Paul’s ex-girlfriends went on a live TikTok and released all of his kinks, what’s one kink you would not be surprised at?
this reminds me of that post someone did about him setting up the ringlight after sophie’s live to post that “why” slam poetry tiktokQueue the *attempted* speed walk off in the sand when he’s stropping, but he just keeps tripping over and losing his balance- ‘I’m so bleeping stupid…. Idiot… duck sake…Why?… WHY?!’
him having someone dress up like a schoolgirlif one of Paul’s ex-girlfriends went on a live TikTok and released all of his kinks, what’s one kink you would not be surprised at?
He sniffs bus seats when young women rise off them and depart the busif one of Paul’s ex-girlfriends went on a live TikTok and released all of his kinks, what’s one kink you would not be surprised at?
Guys.. I'm ginger if we're going to a deserted island can we make sure there's gallons of sun cream and umbrellas for shade otherwise I'm going to melt![]()
It’s sad howSo hamatrons we all know what this means!… fasten our seatbelts coz tit is about to take off. Sir flake alot is love bombing Frankie as we speak so that gives us approximately two weeks of “everyone is sad and lonely” and him being euphoric, erratic dancing, the clenched despicable smiles.. hyperactivity on another level……. Followed promptly by the come down of the century, the black and white quote pics on insta, the over sharing of his feelings in lives… turbo Tina better stock up on pro plus coz she’s gonna have to up her game to nurse him back from this episode!
Stay sexy team!
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we will build you a shade made out of palm leaves and bamboo- we could never watch a fellow hamlet suffer! (Just make sure there is room cos I’m also fair skinned and I can’t be dealing with a twit tan for the duration of the hols)Guys.. I'm ginger if we're going to a deserted island can we make sure there's gallons of sun cream and umbrellas for shade otherwise I'm going to melt
STOP IT I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONES MADE A FAKE PROFILE ON FBHow long do u think it will be till he changes relationship status on fb…?
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omg we must have been stalking at the same time coz i literally just came across thatHow long do u think it will be till he changes relationship status on fb…?
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Is she taking the piss ? Knowing people will screen record ? If she’s not, she’s clearly not well
I second that motionGuys.. I'm ginger if we're going to a deserted island can we make sure there's gallons of sun cream and umbrellas for shade otherwise I'm going to melt