I was crying!!!! I got some strange looks. I caught their eye and just said “Pedalo Paul” and they both went “ahhh ok”!! Currently waiting to be sectioned 
[/QUOTE]Currently lying in bed cackling at the thought of the pigmobile airport express pulling up at a helipad
who thought getting out of “prison” would feel this good. How we getting there? Paulypops chopper?
” and I couldn’t cope for 30 minutes” and I couldn’t cope for 30 minutesi already got you, babsalso he thinks he’s so funny; I ask him to find a gif of a pig swimming as I’m too busy taking my inhaler from laughing so much, and he’s just sent me a photo of me swimming on holiday
tell your husband he's not invited to pig beach xoxoI was supposed to add that the tiktok is exactly how Paul thinks vags work
beautiful, can’t wait to get my armbands on for a dipi already got you, babs
” and I couldn’t cope for 30 minutesThat lasted all of 30 seconds! He got a sniff of free digs at Frankies and the bleep was off like a firework…
want one of these instead?
honestly I was trying to cope with the school run and I kept thinking about it and crying
*not my circus, not my monkeys, not my circus, not my monkeys*You a real one for this
You get a seat right next to me don't worry babsIt’s sad howhappyerratic he is on a live when he’s ‘got a lady in his life’ as apposed to when he’s alone. He starts to get cocky and arrogant, his demeanour changes massively, like he has a chip on his shoulder.
I don’t know what the hell frankie is playing at, she very well may be vulnerable but she isn’t blind. She must know he’s a wrongen. It’s so annoying watching people give him this god complex and feed his ego even more.
The bloke will never stop- but neither will we. Cos more people read this thread daily and realise we aren’t actually the bad ones, we raise awareness of him and he bleeping hates us for it
we will build you a shade made out of palm leaves and bamboo- we could never watch a fellow hamlet suffer! (Just make sure there is room cos I’m also fair skinned and I can’t be dealing with a twit tan for the duration of the hols)
You get a seat right next to me don't worry babsIt’s sad howhappyerratic he is on a live when he’s ‘got a lady in his life’ as apposed to when he’s alone. He starts to get cocky and arrogant, his demeanour changes massively, like he has a chip on his shoulder.
I don’t know what the hell frankie is playing at, she very well may be vulnerable but she isn’t blind. She must know he’s a wrongen. It’s so annoying watching people give him this god complex and feed his ego even more.
The bloke will never stop- but neither will we. Cos more people read this thread daily and realise we aren’t actually the bad ones, we raise awareness of him and he bleeping hates us for it
we will build you a shade made out of palm leaves and bamboo- we could never watch a fellow hamlet suffer! (Just make sure there is room cos I’m also fair skinned and I can’t be dealing with a twit tan for the duration of the hols)
In you come into the cabana with the rest of us pale but not translucent like Pool hams
You get a seat right next to me don't worry babsIt’s sad howhappyerratic he is on a live when he’s ‘got a lady in his life’ as apposed to when he’s alone. He starts to get cocky and arrogant, his demeanour changes massively, like he has a chip on his shoulder.
I don’t know what the hell frankie is playing at, she very well may be vulnerable but she isn’t blind. She must know he’s a wrongen. It’s so annoying watching people give him this god complex and feed his ego even more.
The bloke will never stop- but neither will we. Cos more people read this thread daily and realise we aren’t actually the bad ones, we raise awareness of him and he bleeping hates us for it
we will build you a shade made out of palm leaves and bamboo- we could never watch a fellow hamlet suffer! (Just make sure there is room cos I’m also fair skinned and I can’t be dealing with a twit tan for the duration of the hols)
In you come into the cabana with the rest of us pale but not translucent like Pool hams
Omg Linda La Hughes
ironic that he said being controlling and manipulative is a turn off, is he acknowledging his behaviour is not in the least bit attractive? Imagine describing yourself in an answer to 'what is your biggest ick?'when asked what his biggest "ick" in women isa good relationship should be 50/50 oh aye?
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