He’s like one of those parasites that lives inside fish and replaces their tongue, so when the fish eats it feeds the parasite 
Snapshoteye #18 “we are Hamily… I’ve got all my piglets with me!”
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me tooI’m still his best pal on therethe anxiety is real though. Don’t judge me everyone, I’m not a real Karen
it’s painfulSome of the comments in here about the people replying to him on the lives and being stupid to follow him etc. You do realise that 90% of the people in the lives are from tattle, and they have to follow him in order to get your gossip and report back, and probably just talk shite to get responses etc lol doesn’t make them dense 
I love you all on this bloody site lol! I am never offended by Paul not greeting me the same as everyone else because of my skin colour or hair colour. I would rather tit in my hands and clap than care what he thinks just a funny observation
Also, why does he always delete his comments on TT? He has them on limited then people comment nice stuff and he
Hamlets I’ve officially lost it and realised how obsessed I have become-
The kids are in the living room playing, partner is working in the office next door- I just said ‘kids, be quiet, dads on a live!’
He’s in a bleeping meeting.
The kids are in the living room playing, partner is working in the office next door- I just said ‘kids, be quiet, dads on a live!’
He’s in a bleeping meeting.
I did the same and had to block him because it made me feel horrible, so on edge lol.I tried to be nice on a live once and it made me anxious for days afterwards (sounds dramatic but its true
I reckon our @nurseren is in fact Turbo Tina, she manages to predict everything. She knew it was going to kick off last night and where was Tina? Not in the lives, she was in fact right hereI haven’t said it in a while so TINA HAS A DUSTY CRUSTY BADUSSY.
Whilst on the topic of Tina, I have a theory. What if this was Tina’s plan all along? Make him so repulsive to other women so no one will want to go near him? What if she’s the biggest tattler on here, controlling the narrative so it all works out in her favour? Tina is the last woman on earth who actually would suck his chipolata dry let’s be honest, it’s his last option he has left! Tina or no one.
Well played Tina, we’ll played
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OMG I READ THAT AS IF YOU WERE CALLING PAUL YOUR KIDS’ DAD
as you were hamlets. Hi x
HAHAHAHAHAHA! @nurseren what are you not telling us????I did the same and had to block him because it made me feel horrible, so on edge lol.
I reckon our @nurseren is in fact Turbo Tina, she manages to predict everything. She knew it was going to kick off last night and where was Tina? Not in the lives, she was in fact right here
paul has added some highlights onto his insta and i’m sure they’ve never been there before but i’m not 100% sure
Her post earlier said "my husband" in quotations because who she actually means is, Paul. I'm on to you
Oh tit. Sorry. 
basically it’s all of us
basically it’s all of usI noticed this! There are 2 and they’re both from like 2 years ago? Technology is clearly too advanced for his 167 year old brain
So what’s the low down of today whilst we’ve all been working? And Paul’s been talking to his phone in his dads bathroom for ‘work’ x
exactly what i thought, just think it’s bizarre he’s put his boy on there even though he can’t speak about him
Paul practices giving head when he is licking out cadburys yogurt pots (then leaves them on the sofa) pass it on
Evening wee pigs in blankets 
I’m ready and prepared for series 2 tonight!
I’m ready and prepared for series 2 tonight!
What a facking ponce
He’s still overly confused about the difference between a bed and a sofa!
Managed to go to his meeting as it wasn’t cancelled.
Got the bus home and was feeling extra cheeky and flirty. On his way home for a cottage pie and a wank into a bottle of lilt.
How does he not know what he has done wrong?!
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