Another bangin’ thread title from my fellow Nott’um laydeh @bettyyyyy , big love.
Where do we even begin Hamlets of Hammington? I feel the highlights and recap is a bit serious this time…
AS OF 2042 SOPHIE IS LIVE SPILLING THE HOT HOT LILT
Paul has continued to go live on IG. Paul will go live on tiktok and show some horses in a field, and gain around 200+ viewers. Paul will use IG at nighttime, to 12 viewed to groom a young lady called Leanne.
Leanne is clearly much younger than Paul and appears to be winding him up. Says she wants a pig tattoo, wears a West Ham top, says she loves Gammon. Is she a tattler? We still don’t know.
An account claiming to be Sophie joined late on Friday night throwing around accusations regarding her “story time” about Paul. Account was reported and deleted, and it’s still unknown whether it’s Sophie or Tina.
Paul is now geocaching and I thought to myself that at last, he has a hobby that doesn’t involved “smiling” with his bottom teeth like Rubble from Paw Patrol. Then I realised that he’s probably doing this to hide his hard drive in the bushes so never mind.
While Paul was geocaching, he was live streaming because HEAVEN FORBID he has some time alone. A passerby told him what we have all been saying, “you look really dodgy mate”. Hamlets rejoiced and declared it a national holiday.
Paul then nearly got knocked over by a dog.
Paul has revealed that he is a massive misogynist and literally no one is surprised.
As always, don’t reveal your IG names and be careful of screen sharing just in case your icon is there.
I’ve noticed on a few threads that a lot of us are finding Paul’s behaviour towards women is triggering. Remember to take care of yourselves. Remember, we are one big Hamily.
LETS GRAB AND GOOOOOO
also HUGEEEEEEE credit to @staygolden for their incredible artwork. Thank you for letting me screenshot and use on here, you talented flake you xoxo
Where do we even begin Hamlets of Hammington? I feel the highlights and recap is a bit serious this time…
AS OF 2042 SOPHIE IS LIVE SPILLING THE HOT HOT LILT Paul has continued to go live on IG. Paul will go live on tiktok and show some horses in a field, and gain around 200+ viewers. Paul will use IG at nighttime, to 12 viewed to groom a young lady called Leanne. Leanne is clearly much younger than Paul and appears to be winding him up. Says she wants a pig tattoo, wears a West Ham top, says she loves Gammon. Is she a tattler? We still don’t know. An account claiming to be Sophie joined late on Friday night throwing around accusations regarding her “story time” about Paul. Account was reported and deleted, and it’s still unknown whether it’s Sophie or Tina. Paul is now geocaching and I thought to myself that at last, he has a hobby that doesn’t involved “smiling” with his bottom teeth like Rubble from Paw Patrol. Then I realised that he’s probably doing this to hide his hard drive in the bushes so never mind. While Paul was geocaching, he was live streaming because HEAVEN FORBID he has some time alone. A passerby told him what we have all been saying, “you look really dodgy mate”. Hamlets rejoiced and declared it a national holiday. Paul then nearly got knocked over by a dog. Paul has revealed that he is a massive misogynist and literally no one is surprised.As always, don’t reveal your IG names and be careful of screen sharing just in case your icon is there.
I’ve noticed on a few threads that a lot of us are finding Paul’s behaviour towards women is triggering. Remember to take care of yourselves. Remember, we are one big Hamily.
LETS GRAB AND GOOOOOO
also HUGEEEEEEE credit to @staygolden for their incredible artwork. Thank you for letting me screenshot and use on here, you talented flake you xoxo
