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I didn't see your post but have selected to make these beauties! Hope that's ok, have we crossed over? Do I need to have a re-slop?That sounds suspiciously like the recipe she mentions at the start of this "vegan dog" atrocity:
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Smoky Dogs (VEGAN), 10p
On Thursday, I got a text message from my best friend asking if I wanted to meet for lunch and casually mentioning that it was National Hot Dog Day. Normally I side-eye those National Something Day…cookingonabootstrap.com
And THOSE sausages are great. Anyway, here is the recipe for THESE sausages...
I may be wrong but I’m pretty sure she never came up with a vegan crackling recipe. If she did, it’ll be nicked from ones others have done all over the internet made from rice paper but Jack’s would probably have something bizarre like blamanche to mimic uncooked fat or somethingLink to the wiki, feel free to edit or tag me and I can do the honours
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Surprisingly for nearly three years' of Tattle threads, the canal have not taken a forensic look across the spectrum of all of Jack's recipes / slops. We've had the odd foray into a tasting situation, but nothing consistent across all of her books and website. This is in spite of anecdotal...tattle.life
We need torecipes for:
Vegan crackling
Afterbirth oats
And allocate the following tributes/requests from:
@Whaa? Veg peeling loaf (extra points if the creator tastes it)
@Nottonightbabe Mandarin and yogurt pasta
@Notmycat Eggy cup
Recipe ideas:
COOKING ON A BOOTSTRAP
by Jack Monroe, bestselling author of 'A Girl Called Jack'cookingonabootstrap.com
Go for it! I'm making some sort of bread stew. Soon, if the toddler decides to nap todayPosted on the MT but I've found my recipe @That Forensic Man - please can you update me for making SMOKY DOGS.
Will not be attempting yet due to the Covid but once I am back on my feet I will put my chefs whites on and get to work xx
I didn't see your post but have selected to make these beauties! Hope that's ok, have we crossed over? Do I need to have a re-slop?
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Though I'm tempted do the shit yourself smoothie. What was the prune drink called again? Just thought I could make it alongside the I'm a Celeb bushtucker trials and see which seems worse.
Edit: That GIF is meant to be a firm 'no'...not just a flailing animal.
Get up & go as quickly as you can to the nearest toilet. (Sorry if this comment has disturbed any snacking fraus).
They're all horrible, but you might be safer choosing something without prunes. We don't want any Frau actuallyGet up & go as quickly as you can to the nearest toilet. (Sorry if this comment has disturbed any snacking fraus).
Thank you for finding it, @Cookiecookie! Well... I say thank you now, but probably won't be thanking you when this has made its way through my digestive system. Is it too late to back out and do a dry slop instead??I'll have to choose a time when I'll be home alone. 'Swift but stimulating' what an evocative phrase.
Oh it's fine. IfThey're all horrible, but you might be safer choosing something without prunes. We don't want any Frau actuallythemselves for the sake of research! Same with the salad bag pesto.
I'm currently in bed with a gastro issue. I'm invested in this thread but it might not be doing me any good right now. Carry on and I will just close my eyes if I feel I'm going to hurl
God speed Frau!I'm going in
Slightly off topic, but I used to work at this fancy restaurant and this big engagement party came in. The father of the bride to be was gluten intolerant and someone fucked up somehow, he called the manager the next day to let him know that he’d shat himself whilst driving everyone home so they got a full refund. Maybe something like that could happen Dearheart?They're all horrible, but you might be safer choosing something without prunes. We don't want any Frau actuallythemselves for the sake of research! Same with the salad bag pesto.
And you know they'd be cleaner than Jack's hands.Some of us have already seen your besocked feet, you could cook with them?
My neighbour makes lovely courgette chocolate cakes. I was sceptical at first, but she won me over. This is a Monroe recipe, however, so it's probably best to not get your hopes up (or even have hopes).I have actually had a courgette chocolate cake before and it was absolutely delicious. I doubt this one will be.
Fuck me that could prise open the bowels of the dead.
May the Slop be with you.I'm going in
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