There's loads of recipes on the Guardian dearheart https://www.theguardian.com/profile/jack-monroe?page=5It’s not easy finding recipes I will say, trying to navigate that website is like trying to get to bleeping Mordor.
There's loads of recipes on the Guardian dearheart https://www.theguardian.com/profile/jack-monroe?page=5It’s not easy finding recipes I will say, trying to navigate that website is like trying to get to bleeping Mordor.
That sounds suspiciously like the recipe she mentions at the start of this "vegan dog" atrocity:chestnuts, stuffing and tofu made into sausages can't be too bad
360g cooked chestnuts, £4.80 (£2.40/180g, Merchant Gourmet at Tesco)
250g silken tofu, £1.22 (£1.70/349g, Yutaka at Tesco)
1 large onion, red or white, 6p (50p/1kg, Redmere Farms at Tesco)
120g sage and onion stuffing mix, 28p (40p/170g, Tesco)
120g mild vegan cheese, £1.20 (£2/200g, Tesco)
1 tbsp soy sauce, 7p (65p/150ml, Tesco)
Plenty of black pepper, <1p (£1.80/100g, Tesco)
At 2022 prices it'll cost a bomb!
"An oral sensation." apparently!And THOSE sausages are great
I have actually had a courgette chocolate cake before and it was absolutely delicious. I doubt this one will be.
The original was in her A Year in 120 Recipes book. Did she just completely copy Dennis Cotter's recipe and publish that??"An oral sensation." apparently!
Odd that her chestnut tofu sausages were released after this recipe for the vegan book, she's gone full circle in adapting a recipe to then going back to the original but swapping the cheese for vegan cheese such a maverick.
You could always cartoon-ify it for safety reasons. In homage to Jack.If I can be arsed/work out how not to myself I might film myself doing mine. It would be nice to share the horror with you all.
Blurst filmed her (not Jack’s!) beans recipe and we only saw her hand(s).If I can be arsed/work out how not to myself I might film myself doing mine. It would be nice to share the horror with you all.
Buy a Jack mask like @kachoochoo has and wear it while cooking.If I can be arsed/work out how not to myself I might film myself doing mine. It would be nice to share the horror with you all.
Don't, dear heart - I tried making it, it's .I was gonna change mine to the horrific salmon paste pasta from Lorraine but I don't think I can face it.
My OH is working Sunday so I might craft my poo then.
You know, JM reminds me more and more of Rimmer... Grandiloquent fool.I have to be honest that I haven’t paid much attention to Jack as always felt something was off.
I’ve just thrown up in my mouth reading this recipe intro.
Come-To-Bed Parmigiana, 74p [VG/V/DF/GF*]
11 months ago today, I turned up to work late, sleepless, an incoherent babbling wreck chewed up by an 18 month landmark court trial and with bright copper dye fading from my wiry, tousled mania of…cookingonabootstrap.com
It also feels a little safe.
She's just that thick.Do you think her malapropisms are intentional? Some kind of weird “manic goblin nightmare girl posturing”? Or is she just that thick?
What about one of these?@Ellabella IIRC you are an actual cheffy chef, so I think it's only fair that you should tackle one of Jack's more challenging creations. Any suggestions?